EPISODE 421: LONGLEGS

Welcome back! The time has come for us to discuss the much anticipated serial killer flick, LONGLEGS.

Preceded by months of cryptic and highly effective viral marketing, it’s a big swing from indie film distributor NEON and boasts a strong genre pedigree in writer/director Osgood Perkins, and stars Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe. What did we think? Listen and find out. Also a bunch of other stuff discussed in the first half as usual.
Review starts at 45:25 

“The seventh she to be given the same choice they’ve all been given. Crimson, or clover. Accept the gift and destroy, destroy yourself and yourselves. Or keep it. And bow down. Bow all the way down. And get right down to the dirty, dirty work. Work that gets dirty as it cleans. Like a mop. Like a rag.” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 421!

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Thanks for listening and a huge thanks as always to @calgee for his original art. Go give him a follow on Instagram.

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Ep341: Vampire’s Kiss – WGT

Oh it’s still February? You don’t say! Well, looks like we’re still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway.

This week we’re going back to where it all started. We’re doing Cage at his most unhinged! That’s right! We’re talking mother fuckin Vampire’s Kiss!

Is it hot ass trash that isn’t actually any good, but it’s “Cage doing Cage” so we have to love it? Or is it actually a misunderstood, understated gem from the 80’s? I guess you will have to dedicate an hour or so to finding out, won’t you?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

Ire’s kiss

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Ep297: Willy’s Wonderland

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his “ability to just throw himself into a roll”. Imagine what it would be like if he could just go “full Cage”.

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don’t think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don’t think he’s that “quirky”. You may disagree, and ultimately I don’t care, but we gon’ see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy’s? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is “definitely not a FNAF movie”, and it’s called Willy’s Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That’s right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let’s see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

Willy’s Wonderland – Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=emb_title CR: Screen Media Films

I’ll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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