EPISODE 404: VIRUS

Picture this if you will, it’s January 1999. Britney Spears’ debut album is all over the place, bands like Sugar Ray and Limp Bizkit saturate alternative radio, Michael Bay’s Armageddon was the biggest movie last Summer, and Bill Clinton “did not have sexual relations with that woman.” SIKE! Just as we begin our spiral into the imminent Y2K apocalypse, Universal Pictures decides to dump an R-Rated $75 million scifi-horror adaptation of a dope Dark Horse comic book in theaters.

This episode, King Hans, the benevolent, bearded lord of our Patreon has decreed we review 1999’s VIRUS, starring the likes of Jamie Lee Curtis, Billy Baldwin, and motherfucking Donald Sutherland with a strong contender for the most absurd Irish accent in cinema history. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode #404!!!

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EPISODE 402: THANKSGIVING

Happy New Year pilgrims! Welcome back and welcome to 2024. This episode (our last recorded in 2023) we discuss Eli Roth’s holiday-themed slasher, THANKSGIVING.  
Is the movie a new annual tradition or is it just another seasonal annoyance? Listen and find out. 

“Show some enthusiasm. Thanksgiving is an institution here. It’s Thanks-fucking-giving! Every weapon he’s using is straight off a Thanksgiving table. This year, there will be… no leftovers!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 402!

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Sincere thanks once again to all of you listeners and Patreon for your ongoing support. Thanks as always as well to @calgee for his amazing original art. Go give him a follow on Instagram. 

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EPISODE 385: DEADSTREAM

You’re back! That warms our hearts. There’s a lot of crazy shit going on, as usual. Rich people getting their boats flipped by Killer Whales, rich people getting yeeted into soup after imploding in a janky-ass submarine equipped with a cheap gaming controller as a navigation device while trying to visit the Titanic, a mercenary insurrection in Russia. Yes, it’s a wild time to be alive. We suppose this has always been the case though. 

This episode we dive into DEADSTREAM, a found footage horror/comedy revolving around a recently disgraced Youtuber who’s willing to do anything to get his followers back. For those who haven’t seen it the movie is currently available to stream on Shudder. 

“Your reality is already half video hallucination. If you’re not careful, it will become total hallucination.” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 385!

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Sincere thanks once again to all of you listeners and Patreon for your ongoing support. Thanks as always as well to @calgee for his amazing original art. Go give him a follow on Instagram. 

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Ep272: Host & Impetigore – WGT

Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we’re doubling it! That’s right! It’s time for another double episode!

The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know, it’s timely. So we submitted and did an episode on the 2020 Shudder original Host. (Review at 19:55) The thing is, Host is only 50 minutes long; that’s just the foreplay baby! After we get you nice and ready, we’re gonna just shove a whole ‘nother episode in there! We’ve got another Shudder original Impetigore!

Let it not be said that we aren’t loving, giving… podcast hosts… Also Rhett has a huge dick. Enjoy the show! Happy birthday to Alia, as well as Jorge’s son Micah.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble, dude. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 272!

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Ep262: Mutant Blast w/ WWE Superstar Baron Corbin

With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That’s right! The haomie Baron Corbin is back to give us his “kingly” take on all things horror!

Last time Tom (Baron) was on the show, we discussed the Stranger Things-esque Summer of ’84. While King Corbin seemed pleased with this offering, we wanted to REALLY ramp up the insanity this time around and show him what WGT is all about. This week we’re discussing the 2019/2020, Portuguese Troma film Mutant Blast (Review starts at 37:07).

We also go back and discuss The Platform, Tom’s “disclaimer” for recommending Matt picks, casual name drops and the fight Matt and Tom will have at Mania 40. What can you expect from the movie itself? How about the most blood in any movie we’ve ever covered? That do anything for you? How about a man-sized, French Lobster in a business suit? Nothing? What if I told you there are no less than 7 heads being PUNCHED off?! That’s right, little ones. Don’t miss this awesome 7 year anniversary extravaganza! 

Yes, you may be excused. But hurry back: we’re cutting gonads next. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 262!

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Ep239: Deadly Games – WGT

Ladies and germs, Christmas has come early! The wonderful people of France teamed up with the folks over at Shudder to bring us an amazing gift that we didn’t know we wanted! Have you ever been watching Home Alone and thought to yourself, “yeah, it’s good, but it could definitely be more French, and where are all the mullets”?

Buckle. The. Fuck. Up. This week we’re fuckin blessed to be covering 1982’s Deadly Games (a.k.a. Game Over, Hide and Freak, 3615 Code Pere Noel, Dial Code Santa Claus etc). (Review at 21:27) Guys, for real, this movie is fuckin bonkers! Just look at the photo below. I’ve seen the movie and even I have no idea what is going on right there. It’s so god damn zany that for many years, the entirety of the United States was like, “that’s a nah from me, dawg” and the movie wasn’t available here until 2018! I know I don’t say this much, but seriously, go watch this movie before listening to the show!

We know some of you won’t be happy no matter how hard we try. In an attempt to win you over, we’re also letting you know a really stupid way you can spend $6500. Rhett tries to talk about Frozen 2 way too many times for it to be a joke. Jorge hates everything,

We’re trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that? At least we have the Who Goes There Podcast episode 239!

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Ep232: Joker – WGT

Sah, dudes! I’m posting this episode from the Telluride Horror Show tenth anniversary! I know I say this all the time but this is absolutely my favorite weekend of the year. There’s just something so special about getting together with a bunch of like-minded dorks, in the middle of nowhere to watch hours and hours of horror films!

Although I may be having a blast out here there is work that must be done! On that note, we recently sat down to discuss the film everyone is buzzing about: Joker! (Review starts at 22:00)

I would sit here and try to write clever things or run down what else we discuss on this episode, but I’m not going to. I have about 30 minutes to get this episode up, get a bite to eat and make it to the screening of 1BR.

He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 232!

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Ep 140: Pet Sematary 2 – WGT

Ahoy there, fuckos! This week’s episode is brought to you by none other than Chris Franco! That’s right, it’s a Chris pick! So you know what that means, we’re cranking the cheese factor up to eleven! This week we’ve got $5 Furlongs, naked women with dog heads, and accents that are more forced than a Bill Cosby sexual encounter! That’s right, we watched  Pet Sematary 2 so you don’t have to!

Ever wonder which of us knows more lyrics to Ice, Ice, Baby? Well, Patreon found out, but perhaps there’s more singing in the actual episode. Download to find out!

Sometimes, dumb is better. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 140!

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Ep 139: Stranger Things Season 2

Rejoice, fellow nerds! The time has finally come to travel back to Hawkins,to hang out with Dustin, Hopper, Eleven and the rest of the gang, for Stranger Things Season 2. 

Fair warning, if you have not yet seen the second season, we will go deep into spoiler territory. Did the second season live up to the hype? Does Nancy make a pouty face like a petulant child every time she’s on screen? Does Hopper make panties moist and nipples hard, simply by uttering two words? Do we pick on Matt until he throws a hissy fit? Tune in to find out!

And when the sun went down… there was an eery, ghostly appearance to this town. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 139!

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Ep 138: Eden Lake – WGT

Australia has been cranking out some great horror films in the last decade, and it should come as no surprise. It makes sense that those wacky Aussies would know good horror; after all, the live in a country where every single thing, living or not, wants to kill you.

This week we’re throwing shrimp on the barbie, lookin up your bum, and other stereotypical things as we discuss 2008’s Eden Lake. This was an audio only episode, so needless to say, things get a little goofy.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 138!

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