Ep297: Willy’s Wonderland

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his “ability to just throw himself into a roll”. Imagine what it would be like if he could just go “full Cage”.

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don’t think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don’t think he’s that “quirky”. You may disagree, and ultimately I don’t care, but we gon’ see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy’s? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is “definitely not a FNAF movie”, and it’s called Willy’s Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That’s right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let’s see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

Willy’s Wonderland – Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=emb_title CR: Screen Media Films

I’ll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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Ep296: The Reckoning – WGT

Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time.

We’re jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he’s been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time.

Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he’s made two of the best horror films of the early 2000’s, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45)

So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn’t have to be this way, Neil.

I am not breaking radio silence just cos’ you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 296!

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Ep295: Psycho Goreman – WGT

Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don’t deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn’t be giving you a damn thing.

Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, “yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!”? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you’re not wrong. For this reason we decided to see what happens when aliens stop being polite, and start being real.

Please ensure your fupa is stowed securely in the overhead compartment; we’re going to space! We hope you enjoy our visit with Psycho Goreman. Actually, we don’t give a flying fuck what you think. But the review starts at 18:30.

She was good for months… until she lost her head over the Who Goes There Podcast episode 295!

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Ep294: Angel Heart – WGT

Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do.

This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very own resident android has celebrated his activation day, ad we decided to let him pick the movie we would review. In true Rhett fashion, he picked… well… he picked Angel Heart. (Review at 33:55) Yeah, I know, right? Tune in to see how that went.

If you were a member of our patreon, today you would also be getting an episode on the 2004 gay slasher film Hellbent. That shit, that’s good shit.

Don’t be a gazooney! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 294!

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