Ep 143 – Better Watch Out – WGT

Do you know why Santa Claus can’t have babies? Because he only cums once a year, and that’s down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho, haomies! The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means: Christmas themed horror movies! Fear not, children. This is the only Christmas movie we’ll be covering this year, and it’s a doozy!

We’ve been hearing about Better Watch Out (aka Safe Neighborhood) for quite a while now. How can you not be excited for a movie that’s being called “a horror Home Alone”? Is it really a fun, creative romp in the snow? Is it really a horror movie? What’s REALLY in Santa’s sack? Hit download and find out now!

Oh, why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge. So will the Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!

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Ep 142: Bedeviled – WGT

Are you a new listener and haven’t quite figured out what all the hub bub is about? Are you a long time haomie and have been dying for an absolute shit show episode? Well guess what, nerds! This is the episode you’ve been waiting for!

Our Patreon is on a mission to make us watch the worst movie possible and the haomie Dion is bringing out the big guns with Bedeviled. It’s probably best not to listen at work, because this shit gets wild.

You’re not looking for a job… you’re waiting for the Who Goes There Podcast episode 142

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Six Demon Gab: Episode 3 – Douglas Pipes

Alright, jerks! Get those hungry ear holes ready cause Six Demon Gab is back! It’s been a while, so in case you’ve forgotten, Six Demon Gab is an interview driven part of theWho Goes There Podcast.

Chris was lucky enough to sit down and chat with the composer of Trick r’ Treat, Krampus, Monster House, and the new Netflix horror comedy The Babysitter!

Was Doug the nicest guy ever? Does Chris nerd out in a major way? Could you have listened to this interview weeks ago if you were a Patreon subscriber? The answer to all of these questions is AAADOOOOOYYYYY!!!

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Ep 141: 68 Kill – WGT

Gobble gobble, you turkeys! We’re back with another dose of mediocrity for your ear pussies. This week, we’re taking you on a “punk rock thrill ride”; at least that’s what the poster says. Oh man, remember our old punk rock days of not showering, sticking safety pins through parts of our bodies, holding our hair up with wood glue, and drinking boxed wine until we fell asleep and used the remaining wine in a bag as a pillow? Oh wait, 68 Kill is about a guy with no self esteem dating a crazy stripper who could kill him at any moment? Well, shit. We’re gonna do it anyway.

It’s just, it’s been a while since someone’s been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be… well… offed. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 141!

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Ep 140: Pet Sematary 2 – WGT

Ahoy there, fuckos! This week’s episode is brought to you by none other than Chris Franco! That’s right, it’s a Chris pick! So you know what that means, we’re cranking the cheese factor up to eleven! This week we’ve got $5 Furlongs, naked women with dog heads, and accents that are more forced than a Bill Cosby sexual encounter! That’s right, we watched  Pet Sematary 2 so you don’t have to!

Ever wonder which of us knows more lyrics to Ice, Ice, Baby? Well, Patreon found out, but perhaps there’s more singing in the actual episode. Download to find out!

Sometimes, dumb is better. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 140!

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Ep 139: Stranger Things Season 2

Rejoice, fellow nerds! The time has finally come to travel back to Hawkins,to hang out with Dustin, Hopper, Eleven and the rest of the gang, for Stranger Things Season 2. 

Fair warning, if you have not yet seen the second season, we will go deep into spoiler territory. Did the second season live up to the hype? Does Nancy make a pouty face like a petulant child every time she’s on screen? Does Hopper make panties moist and nipples hard, simply by uttering two words? Do we pick on Matt until he throws a hissy fit? Tune in to find out!

And when the sun went down… there was an eery, ghostly appearance to this town. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 139!

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Ep 138: Eden Lake – WGT

Australia has been cranking out some great horror films in the last decade, and it should come as no surprise. It makes sense that those wacky Aussies would know good horror; after all, the live in a country where every single thing, living or not, wants to kill you.

This week we’re throwing shrimp on the barbie, lookin up your bum, and other stereotypical things as we discuss 2008’s Eden Lake. This was an audio only episode, so needless to say, things get a little goofy.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 138!

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Ep 137: House 2 – WGT

Yo, my bad. I was so busy lighting bags of dog shit on fire that I completely forgot that you goofs want an episode this week. Hope you’re not too sore with us, because this one is a good one. This weeks episode is a humdinger brought to you by our Patreon haomie, James Thompson. James thought it would be quite the good time if we reviewed House 2 for all of you guys. Spoiler alert, two of us had a blast, muahahahaha!

You filthy pig! You and that WHORE! You both belong in the snares of the devil! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 137!

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Mini Episode: Telluride Horror Show 2017 – WGT

For the last eight years, darkness has descended on the quiet mountain town of Telluride, Colorado. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: “The second weekend of October is my favorite weekend of the year.” This is the weekend of the Telluride Horror Show! Set against a gorgeous backdrop of tree lined, snow covered mountain tops, the Telluride Horror Show has quickly cemented itself as one of the countries best horror film festivals.

Alia and I were once again lucky enough to be invited to join in the festivities, and this years event was even better than the last! Unfortunately we forgot a very important piece of recording equipment back in San Diego, and we had to make the best of what we had. Fair warning, the audio quality is fine, just not up to the normal Who Goes There Podcast standards. Join us, as we recap the films we saw, those we loved, one we didn’t, and declare our without-a-doubt “best of show.”

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Ep 136: Baskin – WGT

The 2017 Telluride Horror Show has come and gone. Now, there is an emptiness inside my soul that won’t be filled for another year. Unfortunately, we can’t discuss any of the films from this years festivities yet, since none have been released. Instead we’ll be taking a trip back to 2015 to discuss “Sunday’s Super Secret Matinee”: Baskin.

For a more in depth review of the 2017 Telluride Horror Show check out the episode that we’ll be posting momentarily. That’s right, you lucky ducks! Two episodes of the Who Goes There Podcast on the same day!

Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? How ya like ‘dem apples?! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 136!

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