Ep270: Lifeforce – WGT

Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we’re here we’re going to discuss another space movie. Isn’t that nice of us? Yes, yes it was. 

Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it’s naked space vampires. That’s right, ya chuckleheads, we’re talkin’ ’bout Lifeforce! (Review starts at 26:52) This movie was made to show how Tobe Hooper could make a movie on par with Alien. It’s uh… it’s something! 

Let’s get weird on some space rocks before we head back to Earth. Next week we head to Japan and get weird as fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Would you adore me as much if I were poor? No, all you want to be is a lovely widow listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 270!

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Ep269: From Beyond – WGT

Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we’re going to space! (Spoiler: we’ll be in space next week too!)

Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986’s From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we’ve since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial intelligence and we should not punish him so severely. Realistically, Jesse from Say You Love Satan recommended it and we actually listen to him. (Review at 27:57)

We just want to say that we appreciate all of your continued support during this pandemic. We can say with all honesty: this show would probably not exist without your love and admiration. Thank you, sincerely. That last part was only meant for our Patreon. The rest of you, we hope you get space madness!

Hold it! We think we know where these things come from, but we have no idea how many there are. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 269!

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Ep268: Hell Comes To Frogtown

(Unfortunately the intro plays over the first few seconds, but you don’t miss anything. Hell Comes To Frogtown is available on Shudder.)

Welcome, friends, to a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week, we have a super neato friend joining us to talk about a super neato film! Our friend Jesse is part of an 80’s horror podcast called Say You Love Satan and well, we thought, “why not do an 80’s movie?”.

We all know how awesome horror films can be, but do you know what makes them even greater? Professional wrestlers! This week Rowdy Roddy Piper is traveling across a barren (literal and metaphorical) wasteland, spreading his… enthusiasm in the zany 80’s flick Hell Comes To Frogtown!

This was one of the most fun, silly episodes we’ve ever done, don’t miss out! Check out Say You Love Satan  at SayYouLoveSatanPodcast.com

She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 268!

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Ep267: Blade: The Iron Cross (Puppet Master) – WGT

How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I’m not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I’m talking about Blade!

While the leech woman may have terrified the living shit out of me, Blade was different. Sure, he was the leader of a murderous gang of puppets, but Blade was cool, calm, and most of all, brutal. You just knew he had to have a compelling backstory and we all looked forward to the solo film we all knew he deserves. Fast forward 30 years and Full Moon Features has silently released Blade: The Iron Cross, the stand alone Blade movie and the first Puppet Master spinoff! (Review at 34:12)

Part of me wants to tell you about all the other hijinks we get into, but I’d rather you listen for yourself. Dorks.

Fuck you, you Ivy League tight ass. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 267!

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Ep266: Dark City – WGT

Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you’re ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those “sci-fi-horror” episodes you all love so much! This week we’re joined by the haomie, and author of I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City.

Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sitting in, and things get a little wild. We reminisce about whatever became of Joey Buttafuoco, the magic of and potential sequel to Prayer of the Rollerboys, the new Unsolved Mysteries and much much more. So you can either keep pulling pud with your greasy grandpappy, or you can shove them headphones into your ear holes and have yourself a lil listen!

Rest assured we got something wonderful planned for you, so much pain, so much sorrow! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 266!

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Ep265: Get In – WGT

Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we’re covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time.

This week we head to France to watch a little film that may have slipped under your radar while silently popping up on Netflix. That’s right, this week we talk about 2020’s Get In. (Review at 24:24) So like… get in there!

Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don’t miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending. But first: it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 265!

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Ep264: Blood Machines & Blood Quantum w/ The Gay Agenda – WGT

Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the “queer core” band The Gay Agenda. You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating, out now on La Escalera records.

We dive into quite a few different topics on this episode, but you only come here for our thoughts on movies, right? Well, those reviews start around 55:18 and this week we are discussing two bloody delightful tales! First we dive deep into the sexy, sci-fi, hypercolor, hour-long music video for synthwave group Carpenter Brut known as Blood Machines. Next on the docket is a little Canadian film about a tribe of Native Americans during a zombie outbreak, Blood Quantum (both available on Shudder).

So come hang out, learn some stuff, listen to two new songs of The Gay Agenda’s new album, and then go leave us a 5* review and sign up for our Patreon!

I’ve shit myself skinny, and it’s all thanks to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 264!

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Ep263: The Wretched – WGT

Konichiwa, dorks! I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That’s right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has topped the box office charts for 3 weeks now!

I know you’re probably thinking, “That’s all well and good. But, what movie are you guys talking about this week?” That movie! The Wretched, we’re discussing The Wretched. You mouth breathing, thick skulled dunce! (Review starts at 35:40) In addition you can definitely hear our usual brand of idiocy, I know we talk about muppet sex… again.

I’m not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that? “How much”! Ha ha ha! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 263!

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Ep262: Mutant Blast w/ WWE Superstar Baron Corbin

With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That’s right! The haomie Baron Corbin is back to give us his “kingly” take on all things horror!

Last time Tom (Baron) was on the show, we discussed the Stranger Things-esque Summer of ’84. While King Corbin seemed pleased with this offering, we wanted to REALLY ramp up the insanity this time around and show him what WGT is all about. This week we’re discussing the 2019/2020, Portuguese Troma film Mutant Blast (Review starts at 37:07).

We also go back and discuss The Platform, Tom’s “disclaimer” for recommending Matt picks, casual name drops and the fight Matt and Tom will have at Mania 40. What can you expect from the movie itself? How about the most blood in any movie we’ve ever covered? That do anything for you? How about a man-sized, French Lobster in a business suit? Nothing? What if I told you there are no less than 7 heads being PUNCHED off?! That’s right, little ones. Don’t miss this awesome 7 year anniversary extravaganza! 

Yes, you may be excused. But hurry back: we’re cutting gonads next. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 262!

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Ep261: The Beyond – WGT

Blessed be, dumdums! We’re back again with another load of horror goodness for your ear…cavities. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of the films of Lucio Fulci. Likewise, it should come as no surprise that neither Jorge, nor Rhett had seen a Fulci film. This fact makes me a sad panda. 

The time to rejoice is upon us, ye lil nerds! We’re remedying this grave injustice by showing the guys The Beyond. I know The Beyond may not be the best movie to introduce folks to Fulci, but damnit, if you’re gonna do it, do it right! (Review at 32:39) 

Did Jorge and Rhett enjoy the movie? Did they hate it like they hate everything else? Some of you are still out of work and have all the time in the world, while the rest are going back to work and now have a commute again. Point is, you have nothing but time and no reason NOT to listen!

Tune in next week as we’re joined by WWE Superstar Baron Corbin to discuss 2020’s Mutant Blast.

Shit fire and save the matches, Johnny! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 261!

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