Ep 152: Cloverfield Paradox & The Ritual

Last week Netflix shocked the world by not only releasing a new trailer for Cloverfield Paradox during the Superbowl, but announcing the film would be available to stream right after the game. In a move no one saw coming, Netflix shook the film industry to it’s very core. A few days later, Netflix quietly released horror festival darling: The Ritual.

Hold on to your Higgs Boson, because this week we’ve got a double header for ya, and we’re not talking about that “world’s largest gummy worm” in your mom’s nightstand. Why was one film marketed during the biggest sporting event of the year, and why was one quietly snuck in like a pinky in your pooper? Tune in a find out!

Meet me at the waterfront after the social for the Who Goes There Podcast episode 152!

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Ep 151: Meet the Feebles – WGT

Last episode some listeners were a little disturbed by all of the talk about vomit. This week we’re making vomit fun again, with puppets! Before Peter Jackson was making movies about giant apes and wandering hobbits, he made Meet the Feebles; a movie full of sex, vomit, shit eating, Vietnam flashbacks, and heroin abuse. Oh yeah, and it all revolved around puppets. Did you write a song about your undying love for sodomy? Or, maybe you’re just a panty sniffing pachyderm, who got suckered into making a snuff film? If so, this one’s for you!

We stopped including the actual song in the episode due to copyright issues. So here is the chosen song: Master of Puppets by Metallica.

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Ep 150: Slaughtered Vomit Dolls – WGT

We didn’t exactly love the fact that King Sam chose Slaughtered Vomit Dolls for episode 150, but we’re professionals, and the show must go on. This time, rather than pissing and moaning about having to watch such a “film”, we have an in depth conversation about the film, the goings on behind the scenes, what a deplorable piece of shit the director is, and the boundaries of consent.

With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up. It’s just the Who Goes There Podcast episode 150.

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Ep 149: Mom and Dad – WGT

Oh, boy. Boys and girl, it looks like Nick Cage is starting off 2018 at his most Cagiest. In his first horror film of 2018, Mr. Nicolas CooCoo Coppola dials his insanity meter up to eleven in Brian Taylor’s Mom and Dad. Buckle up, because this movie is non stop chaos from start to finish.

IMDB: A teenage girl and her little brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origins causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.

I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as… animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 149!

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Ep 148: Inside (2017 Remake)

We’ve all heard the old saying, “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Well, I’m here to tell you that’s only partially true. It seems there is a third certainty that had been omitted from the original quote, “It is certain, if you enjoy a movie, at some point someone will remake that movie.” Now is the time when one of my favorite movies gets reimagined, “for an American audience”.

In the late 2000’s an explosion of “French extreme” horror films was released. Martyrs and or High Tension can often be found on any number of lists of the “most fucked up horror movies ever”. Unfortunately, the vastly superior Inside is often forgotten (as well as Frontier(s), but that’s a whole ‘nother rant). Now, ten years after it’s initial release, Inside has been Americanized. Don’t worry, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

Mommy says you’re not dead. Is that true? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 148!

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Ep 147: Insidious: The Last Key & The Church

Happy 2018, everyone! January is a time for new beginnings, striving to be the best you possible, and greeting each day with a positive attitude. January also has a history of being the time when movie studios dump the crap films they don’t think will make any money.

This January we’re putting our positive attitude where our mouth is and giving Insidious: The Last Key the benefit of the doubt. But wait; there’s more! As an added bonus, we’re doubling down on good intentions and discussing a second movie! Act now and you’ll also get thoughts and opinions on 1989’s The Church! Don’t delay! Supplies are limited and operators are standing by.

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. At least I still have the Who Goes There Podcast episode 147!

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Ep 146: 2017 Year in Review – WGT

2017 is finally behind us and 2018 is already taking it’s toll. What kind of podcast would we be if we didn’t put our feelings about the passing year into list form? A pretty poor excuse for one; that’s what kind! Here it is, our thoughts and opinions on the horror films of 2017.

Join us as we get nice and drunk, then break down our top and bottom five movies of the year. Some are obvious, some took us by surprise, all of them are the right choice. So relax, kick your feet up. Lean back, and just enjoy how right we are, and how wrong everyone else is.

That’s what the plastic’s for, asshole! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 146!

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Ep 145: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale – WGT

Ho ho ho, haomies! Christmas is finally upon us, and what do you know; we’re doing another Christmas horror film! Back in the winter of 2013 we recorded an episode on 2010’s Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. In true Who Goes There fashion we got way too drunk and the episode was scrapped. Fast forward to the present and we’re trying it all over again!

We know you’ve been agonizing over when you can get your latest WGT fix. Truth be told, we wanted to swoop in and save Christmas once the high of opening presents was gone.

Why isn’t anybody doing anything to get me out of here? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 145!

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Ep 144: Ravenous w/ Teflon Dave of Horror Section

Saddle up, nerds! This week we’re joined by special haomie, Teflon Dave of the horror punk band Horror Section to sink our teeth in to 1999’s cannibal, western: Ravenous.

I would usually attempt to write something witty right here. The problem is I’m tired, hungover, and I have a ton of stuff to do today. Merry Krampus, ya filthy animals!

Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!

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Ep 143 – Better Watch Out – WGT

Do you know why Santa Claus can’t have babies? Because he only cums once a year, and that’s down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho, haomies! The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means: Christmas themed horror movies! Fear not, children. This is the only Christmas movie we’ll be covering this year, and it’s a doozy!

We’ve been hearing about Better Watch Out (aka Safe Neighborhood) for quite a while now. How can you not be excited for a movie that’s being called “a horror Home Alone”? Is it really a fun, creative romp in the snow? Is it really a horror movie? What’s REALLY in Santa’s sack? Hit download and find out now!

Oh, why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge. So will the Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!

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