Ep 108: Death Machine – WGT

You know the strange relationship you have with your parents? You really do love them, but sometimes you just like to fuck with them because they get so worked up? I think our Patreon subscribers want to have that kind of relationship with us. We’re sure they mean well, but those guys pick some real…interesting films for us to review.

This month’s Patreon pick comes from the twisted mind of haomie: James Thompson. James thought it would be awesome if we reviewed 1994’s Death Machine; at least one of us thought it would be awesome.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 108!

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Ep 107: Vampire Hunter D – w/ Ryan Reidy of Condemned

You know what’s better than talking horror movies with your buddies? When a childhood friend joins in on the fun. That’s right, fuckos! The haomie Dimes (Ryan Reidy) from death metal band Condemned is in the house to suck peach flavored robot dick, and talk about Condemneds new album, His Divine Shadow!

We wanted to do an animated movie for once, and when our first choice turned out to be a dud, we took a trip down memory lane with Vampire Hunter D! Join us while we flip flop on our beliefs, make fun of each other, rest on our laurels, and Dimes chimes in every now and again to remind us the Ninja Scroll was better.

I’ll fuckin’ finish you off faster than a fuckin’ birthday cake at a fat chick’s fuckin’ birthday party! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 107!

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Ep. 106: Splinter – WGT

Que the confetti and streamers (clown cum?) episode 106 is here! We just chose a random movie off of horror streaming site Shudder, and that’s how we chose this episode, that’s it. Thank you lord baby Jesus, 8lb 4oz for we had a ton of fun with this episode!

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “man, I really wish someone would remake the Thing, but remove all the tension, use not as sweet of a monster, take out Kurt Russell, and stage it at a gas station.”? First, you’re wrong. Secondly, they did, dummy! Well, kind of. We’re discussing 2008’s shape shifting creature feature Splinter! How many penis jokes do we make in this episode? Probably a lot.

BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I’ve got you here for? You’re just like all the others – you’re nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 106!

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Ep 105: Get Out – WGT

Oh boy. Don’t you just love when a movie comes along that blows everyone away? Isn’t it a wonderful occurrence when the entirety of humanity can join together and sing the praises of a masterpiece? Well this ain’t no fuckin fairytale, and as long as the Who Goes There Podcast is around, “everyone” loving a movie is an impossibility!

Yeah. Fuck what you like. We’re catching a fade with the #haomie Mick Shear to sink our teeth in critical fap fodder: Get Out. What did the fellas think of Jordan Peele’s feature film directorial debut? What is Amazon doing to independent horror? What happened to Baby Jane?

I’m making a turtleneck for my turtle; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 105!

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Ep 104: Monster Brawl – WGT

It’s all for you, Dion! It’s all for you! This week’s movie was chosen by Patreon haomie, Dion Collins; a good kid, with clearly great taste in podcasts. If you would like a chance to pick which movie we review, become a subscriber at Patreon.com/whogoestherepodcast!

Ever wonder which who would win in a fight between the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster? Have you ever wanted to see a witch do a dropkick? Do you miss Jimmy Hart obnoxiously yelling while the voice of god does Mortal Kombat style voiceovers? No? Oh…well then you probably would like Monster Brawl. But you should download the episode anyway.

No, no, no, no. This isn’t right. This is nothing. This is shit! Where’s the impact? It’s just a goddamn Buffalo, it’s just the goddamn Who Goes There Podcast episode 104!

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Ep 103: The Gate w/ Scarecrowoven

We’re a big bunch of softies here at the Who Goes There Podcast. We love our haomies, we love puppies, and cuddles and walks down memory lane. We also like a pinky in the ole’ fudge factory on occasion, but that’s irrelevant.

We’re taking one of those walks down memory lane with one of our good haomies ScarecrowOven to circle jerk all over 1987’s “mysterious hole in the backyard” flick The Gate! In addition, Jason’s out, Michael and Kenny are fuckin in! Waxworks wakes the beast, Fango folds, and fat folk make fabulous fucks! What?

Well John it’s been fun but I got to go. I have a date with a 6 year old boy and you have a date with death! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 103!

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Ep 102: Split – WGT

When we started this show 4 years ago, I never imagined we’d be covering and M. Night Shamalanarnia movie, and yet here we are. However, unlike most M. Night movies, the trailers looked quite good, and the early reviews were very positive, how’s that for a twist?!

We’re letting our inner assholes take the light; to see if Split is as good as everyone thinks it is. We also discuss some very exciting announcements in the word of horror TV, Jason getting slashed from Paramount’s release schedule, the newest fad diet from Netflix, and so much more!

Say uncle! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say uncle! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 102!

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Ep 101: Rats – WGT

This episode is a prime example of why you should be a Patreon subscriber. Our subscribers get the opportunity to pick the movie we review, and this is our first viewer pick!

The #haomie Tittybats thought it would be fun is we reviews a documentary about the dirtiest, most disease ridden filth on the planet. No, we’re not talking about Juggalos, we’re talking about Rats! We’ve heard a lot of buzz about how this new documentary from Morgan Spurlock plays out like a horror film. We’ll see about that; oh we’ll fuckin see!

Hey, you try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it.

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Ep 100 The Bye Bye Man – WGT

Well, here it is! Episode 100! After 4 years of blood, sweat and tears, this is all we have to show for it. Neat-o.

We know, we know. We missed last week, and this episode is late, our server got attacked, preventing us from posting until it was fixed. But uhhh…this is a pretty good episode here, so like, be grateful, fucknuts. We look back at some of our favorite episodes, guests, bits, etc. Matt regales us with tales from the far east, then, oh boy. Then we start talking about The Bye Bye Man. The term “Gallows mad” gets thrown around, Matt laughs, Jorge cries, Chris pleasures himself; what, did you think we’d be doing something special? Ha!

Without memory, there can be no retribution; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 100!!!

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Ep 99: 2016 Year In Review – WGT

This is normally the part of the episode where I try to write something funny, or clever, or dickish. Well, I just spent the night sleeping in a bar in Osaka because I missed the last train home. So forgive me if I just don’t fuckin care.

That being said, we recorded our year in review episode during our New Years party. Needless to say, we got really drunk. Joined by Miguel Rodriguez of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest we go over the best, and worst of 2016. Don’t say we never gave ya nothin.

If it bleeds, we can fuck it! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 99!

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