Ep260: I See You – WGT

I grew up during the 90’s in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white as fuck. If there were two shows that all white people watched in the 90’s, those shows were Wings and Mad About You. (If you’re white and you say you didn’t watch these shows, you’re only lying to yourself.) 

Mad About You aired from the time I was ten until I was seventeen. Not only did young me think that this is exactly what being an adult would be like, but I fully believed in the love that Paul and Jaime shared and wanted to experience that kind of deep emotional love for myself. 

Did y’all know Helen Hunt is still alive and acting?! Are you aware that she did a horror film called I See You and it came out this past December?! Does it come as any kind of surprise, knowing what you now know, that I jumped at the chance to review a Helen Hunt movie?! (Review at 33:11)

And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored. There, you shall find the Who Goes There Podcast episode 260!

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Ep259: Sea Fever – WGT

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We’re setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we’ve got fiery redheads, tentacles, Irish accents, killer sperm, and all the sailor superstitions that you can shake your rotting oar at. This week we’ll be discussing the new sea fairing indie horror darling Sea Fever. (Review at 33:55)

In addition to our usual brand of fuckery, we try to free Sophia from Rhett’s cinematic… “conditioning”, we talk about life in lockdown, the movies we’ve seen etc. Look, you know how this works right now. We talk about movies, you listen. I only fill in all of this nonsense because if it’s under 300 words the algorithm has a tissy fit. Look, Stephen King personally tweeted that this movie was an excellent quarantine watch. We all know how hyperbolic that goof can be, so here we are. The only trusted name in horror. 😉

If I weren’t about to shit in my pants right now, I’d be fuckin’ fascinated. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 259!

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Ep258: The Witch: Subversion – WGT

Praise be unto King Sam for we have returned from the darkness and are bringing you into the light! Yes last week we took a much needed week off to recharge our batteries and are back bigger and better than ever! Yes, we recorded this episode before the break. Also, we are still recording remotely, and now we here.

I don’t know if you guys are aware, but South Korea is KILLING IT with their movies right now. I mean, they have the biggest musical artists right now. (Get on that B.T.S. hype train!) South Korea released a little film came out this month called The Witch: Subversion. Yeah, we’re doing that. (Review at 40:10)

Are there witches? Is it magic? Maybe it’s like a metaphor? You should definitely check it out. Not only that, we talk about Adventures in Babysitting, if farts could kill, old white bitches, and how we’re staving off the space madness!

You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I’m stuck in the middle of one we didn’t think of. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 258!

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Ep257: August Underground: Mordum

If you like tits, blood, and gore, do we have a show for you!

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By order of his royal majesty King Sam, we bring to you this review. We have a super special tier for our Patreon that allows one person to rule over all and choose a movie for us to review every month. King Sam is that person. Usually, Sam simply lets us “do whatever makes (us) happy”. However, on occasion, Sam will grace us with his presence and stir the shit a little.

That’s right, fuckers! It’s time to once again head on down Depravity Drive and cover one of the most notorious horror films of recent memory: August Underground: Mordum. (Review at 48:29) We covered the first AU film a few years ago and it turned out to be one of our best episodes. Mordum, the second film in the trilogy, is often heralded to be even more disturbing than the original, often finding itself near the top of every “XX Movies You Won’t Be Able To Finish” lists. Well you know what?! We a’int no punks! We a’int never scared!

Bring on the blood, edge lord dialogue and shots of singing dick holes!

Well boys, what’s it gonna take to scare this guy? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 257!

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Ep256: We Summon The Darkness – WGT

Well, here it is. It may have taken us two weeks, cost us our sanity, tested our friendship, and killed three of Jorge’s cousins, but damnit, we have a new episode!

Things have been a little shaky for everyone the last few weeks and here at the Who Goes There Podcast is no exception. We lost three episodes to the podcasting gods after having to record remotely for the first time in seven years. That, in conjunction with the release calendar looking pretty slim we jumped at the chance to review a NEW horror movie! This week we bring you 2020’s We Summon The Darkness, a movie about satanists, or not. (Review at 25:35)

I would like to take a second to thank and acknowledge my co-hosts for all of their hard work and patience. Despite living through his own private nightmare, Jorge has produced an episode that sounds as though we are all in the same room. Rhett is being a positive, optimistic driving force, and I now get really high through the whole episode and basically serve no purpose. Hooray teamwork!

Colonel, take it from the beginning. Assume we know nothing… which is understating the matter. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 256!

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WGT Classic: Ep 20 – 13 SINS ft Lauren Ashley Carter

Recording problems lead to release of classic WGT episode ft Lauren Ashley Carter.

First and foremost, we apologize for missing an episode last week. We are committed to bringing you new and exciting content during this global pandemic. Well, at least committed to bringing you NEW content. During the last two weeks we have recorded three new episodes (The Host, The Hunt, The Fly) and we have managed to mess up every one of those episodes.

You see, in the 7 years we have been a show we have never recorded remotely and for good reason. Unfortunately the issues we ran into prevented the immediate (or even eventual) release of these episodes. It is for this reason we are traveling all the way back to our first year as a show. On episode 20 we had our favorite adorable foul mouth Lauren Ashley Carter on to discuss 13 Sins. This episode is a fuckin blast. Silver linings I suppose.

So enjoy this classic episode and we will hopefully be back next week with a brand new episode. Take care of yourself, and someone else.

You’re not looking for a job… you’re waiting for the world to end… or the Who Goes There Podcast episode… ummmmm 20?

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Ep254: Villains – WGT

Well, it sure as hell FEELS like we’re living in a slow burn, shitty zombie movie. When the gyms are closed, the home gym owners shall inherit the gains!

We want to assure you that thanks to advancements in modern technology, the Who Goes There Podcast will still be releasing weekly episodes! We originally had planned to review The Hunt this week, but with all the theaters closing we decided to push it back a week. Now, you’ll actually be able to watch it on VOD.

Instead, we decided to cover a movie that went under everyone’s radar and is available to stream right now on Hulu, and that movie, is 2019’s Villains. Pennywise and the girl from It Follows totally make out, it’s hella tight. (Review at 29:35) If you guys are looking for things to do we’ve been active on Twitch a lot lately, we’re doing a lot of things for our Patreon supporters, and not only that there are THOUSANDS of hours of free content from other great podcasts like Say You Love Satan, Witchfinger, Forever Midnight and Pens and Pixels podcasts. Check them all out, tell them WGT loves them.

It’s hard to overcome that experience, but, someday you’ll feel that life is wonderful. That’s life, isn’t it? Now, here’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 254!

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Ep253: The Invisible Man

Well, this may well be the end, everyone. Everyone in the world has lost their god damn minds, and we’re all stuck inside. Sure, you could sit and pout about it, or you could look at the bright side: this gives you so much more time to listen to our new episode!

This week we’re diving in to yet another Blumhouse movie, another remake, another version of The Invisible Man. (Review at 27:18)

He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 253!

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Ep252: Verotika – WGT

Follow me, as I reminisce about a time long ago known as 1993. I was ten years old, in fourth grade, and really wanted to wear my clothes backwards like Kris Kross. MTV had a show called the “Top 20 Video Countdown” and everyday for months the top spot came down to a battle between Collective Soul’s “Shine” and a video of a hairy, shirtless man, yelling about children walking on his lawn. That second video, was my introduction to Glenn Danzig.

Fast forward 27 years and the North Side King’s biggest fan has written and directed a movie adaptation of a comic book he wrote a loooooong ass time ago. The angsty little ten year old inside of me was ecstatic. Then the movie was referred to as “the horror equivalent of The Room“. That movie, is Verotika, this episode is on that movie. (Review at 35:47)

Chris is back again! There is no way Chris would ever forgive me if we covered Glenn Danzig’s first film and he wasn’t involved. Get ready, this shit is fun!

Y’know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all… and I wonder… have they listened to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 252?!

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Ep251: V.F.W. – WGT

Gather ’round, ye lil fuckos! We’re back with week two of our Telluride Horror Show 2019 double header! This week we’re breaking down the new, ultra-bloody, hyper-stylized, siege movie from Joe Begos, 2019’s V.F.W. (Review after the break at 42:15).

Joe Begos may well be the director we’ve reviewed the most in the show’s seven year history and the guys have been divided on each one of his films. Will V.F.W. be the Begos film to unify us, for better or worse? Guess there’s only one way to find out. Huh, dork?

Listen, as soon as I get you to your apartment, I’ll give you the Emergency Special: Half gin and half vermouth. We’ll sprinkle the vermouth over a female toad and we’ll drink the gin while listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 251!

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