Ep304: Q: The Winged Serpent – WGT

Greetings, you repugnant little bridge trolls. Monster month is chugging right along and this week, we’re covering a doozy! Looking back, I’m sure we can all remember going to the video store and every time we’d see the same movie. The box art was always interesting enough to draw in our attention, we pick up the slip cover and read the back and we’re putting it back on the shelf. Damn, bitch.

This week, we’re righting that wrong, and we’re bringing you nerds with us! We’re heading all the way back to 1982 to discuss the people-eating, flying, bird-dragon that is Q: The Winged Serpent. I fuckin know, right?! We’ve all seen it sitting there on the shelf, just waiting to blow our minds, but we were all too stupid to listen. You should be ashamed of yourselves, your stupid, stupid, little selves.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee.  Go follow him on instagram.

We’re the reasons why brothers hate their sisters! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 304!

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Ep303: Nightbreed – WGT

Well howdy there, ya slimy goofs. Look here. Covid restrictions are lifting across the U.S. and the world is slowly returning to normal. However, we’re not out of the woods yet, and in the name of precaution, we’re recording remotely this week. The good news is, since we’re all stuck in our homes, we’ve opened a link to a parallel dimension in which CHRIS IS BACK!

That’s right, turd nuggets, Chris is back! In order to celebrate we’re chilling in the 80’s again (kinda). Practical effects, cheesy one liners, monsters at every turn, and all the other things that make Chris giggle like a pre-teen getting their first kiss. We’ve been working on our night moves, so you know what that means, we’re discussiong 1990’s Nightbreed.

On a side note, the haomie Cal Gee has done some amazing art for this week’s episode. Go follow him on instagram.

I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they? They’re all listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 303! Go Rockies!

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Ep302: Humanoids From The Deep – WGT

Que paso, tonto? In 1999, gore-metal band GWAR released the song “Fishfuck”. The song is deeply profound and often considered to be a quintessential modern poem. On May 23, 2014 the composer said epic, Dave Brockie, passed away from a heroin overdose.

In remembrance of the seven year anniversary of Dave’s passing, we are doing the best (only?) movie we could find just BURSTING with fish fucking. Sadly no river carps will be shoved up any butts, as mentioned in Fishfuck, but it’s pretty darn close. Put some soy sauce on your sushi roll, we’re talking 1980’s Humanoids From The Deep.It doesn’t hurt to ask.

Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 302!

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Ep301: March Madness: Best Horror Film of 2010’s Part 2 – WGT

Sup, nerds. At the time of this episode posting it is still March, and we’re mad as hell about it! If you’re living under a rock and missed episode 300 I’ll bring your simple brain up to speed. For episode 300 we’re putting the best films of the 2010’s head to head in a single elimination tournament! “Fuck yeah!” is right, buddy!

After extensive bickering, we’ve got the field down to a (thrilling?) thirty-two! Tune in this week and see who shall sit upon the throne of 2010’s horror supremacy, as decided by three complete morons.

Not everything that moves, breathes, and talks is alive.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 301!

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Ep300: Best Film of the 2010’s

Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, and we want to do something hella tight. So we did.

As horror fans, we all sit around and argue about what horror film we think is the best. With so much focus being wasted on the 80’s and 90’s, we want to pay tribute to the best RECENT horror films.

Yeah, obviously we do this masturbatory song and dance at the end of every year. Don’t be such a nay-sayer. Fuck, man! We’re doing something new and fun here. Do you really need to poo-poo on everything?

Well, despite you trying to ruin our fun, we’re here to make a ton of you goofs cry. We arbitrarily rating, ranking and critiquing all of your favorite films from the last ten years. Just, you know, don’t “at” us. Because we really don’t care. Suck it, nerds.

I said, “suck it, nerds”. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 300!   

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Ep299: Saint Maud

Salutations, suckers! The time is nigh! After waiting for nearly an entire year the holy spirit has blessed(?) us with the long awaited new release from A-24! We’re down on our knees, filling ourselves, not only with the love of the Lord, but with the bounty of Saint Maud. (Review at 25:55)

Being an A-24 release, many will say the film is bound to be “all style, and no substance”, or “overly long and kind boring”. Some people have been singing it’s praises from on high long before the film was actually released. Gather ’round, ye children. We’re here to part the seas of bullshit and tell you all about Saint Maud. After extensive research I can tell you, the film is less than 90 minutes long. Subvert. Expectations.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 299!

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Ep298: Wrong Turn 2003 & 2021

What’s good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we’re doing that. You’re welcome.

In 2003 we got Wrong Turn, a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie would go on to spawn 1,621 straight to video sequels that no one cared about. This brings us to 2021, with a group of idiot teenagers, fresh off the cover of the brochure for Diversity University, being killed off one by one. (Review at 41:31)

My, oh my, how the times have changed. But, like have they, dude?

It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 298!

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Ep297: Willy’s Wonderland

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his “ability to just throw himself into a roll”. Imagine what it would be like if he could just go “full Cage”.

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don’t think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don’t think he’s that “quirky”. You may disagree, and ultimately I don’t care, but we gon’ see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy’s? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is “definitely not a FNAF movie”, and it’s called Willy’s Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That’s right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let’s see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

Willy’s Wonderland – Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=emb_title CR: Screen Media Films

I’ll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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Ep296: The Reckoning – WGT

Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time.

We’re jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he’s been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time.

Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he’s made two of the best horror films of the early 2000’s, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45)

So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn’t have to be this way, Neil.

I am not breaking radio silence just cos’ you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 296!

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Ep295: Psycho Goreman – WGT

Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don’t deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn’t be giving you a damn thing.

Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, “yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!”? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you’re not wrong. For this reason we decided to see what happens when aliens stop being polite, and start being real.

Please ensure your fupa is stowed securely in the overhead compartment; we’re going to space! We hope you enjoy our visit with Psycho Goreman. Actually, we don’t give a flying fuck what you think. But the review starts at 18:30.

She was good for months… until she lost her head over the Who Goes There Podcast episode 295!

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