Ep372: Jeepers Creepers: Reborn – WGT

Review starts at 20:37

Oooooooooooh weeeee! As a people we have been through some trying times over the last, well, forever really. But the past 15 years or so, have been especially trying. Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news, so guess what, there’s a new Jeepers Creepers movie!

Did you ever think to yourself, “man, I really wish Jeepers Creepers lowered the budget and became meta.”? Well, Jeepers Creepers: Reborn would like for you to hold their beer. I know what you’re thinking. “This is the first Jeepers Creepers film not associated with pedophile director Victor Salva, so it must be good.” You right… right? Right?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep371: VHS99 – WGT

(Review starts at 17:30)

Evenin’, bitches! Tonight we’re gonna talk shit like it’s 1999! That’s right, jerky-tits! The Who Goes There Podcast is once again time traveling back to the 1990’s! That means it’s time for an episode jam packed with JNCO jeans, Collective Soul songs, and your-mom jokes!

While some of that may be true, we’re definitely going to discuss four or five short films, crammed into a five pound sack if ya know what I mean. That’s right; it’s time to tackle 2022’s V/H/S/99.

I may not be a huge fan of anthology films, but V/H/S/99 reaffirmed the fact that I would much rather watch 5 20 minute films vs one two-hour film.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep370: Speak No Evil – WGT

Review starts at 19:36

Ahoy there, IDIOTS! Look, it’s not secret that as we get older it becomes harder and harder to make friends. Count yourself lucky if somehow the weight of the world hasn’t completely crushed your spirit by the time you’re thirty. What, with it’s bills, and responsibility, and literally everything sucking. If you’ve still somehow got some will to live in ya, you’ve probably shit out a few kids, making it damn near impossible to have any sort of meaningful connection with anyone not living under the same roof as you.

Enter the 2022 Dutch/Danish film Speak No Evil. A stark look at what exactly we’re willing to overlook in the name of friendship as a miserable, old, fuck. Also, have you ever seen the awesome 80’s film from 1991 called The People Under The Stairs? The writers of this film sure as shit have. Come, you listen.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep369: Terrifier 2 – WGT

Review starts at 23:20

Beep-beep! You knuckle dragging, nut huggers! By now you’ve all heard the hype surrounding 2022’s Terrifier 2. “People are puking and fainting in the theater!” “Not for the faint of heart.” “The most fucked-up movie you’ll see all year!”

Now hold on just a darn minute. Now I love my blood and gore just as much as the next red-blooded patriot. I also absolutely adore hyperbole and exaggeration. But you’re making some awful big claims there. You absolute crazy bastards, you.

Fear not, my little grease-painted goofballs! The Who Goes There Podcast is here for you, yet again. We’re sitting through the entirety of this TWO AND A HALF HOUR slasher flick to let you know if this big-top of blood-soaked brutality is worth the price of admission, or if you’re better off sticking to the cotton candy and ring toss.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee (and inspired by Persona 5). Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Instagram.

Ep368: Halloween Ends – WGT

Review starts at 17:33

It’s time. We’ve got your messages, we’ve read your letters, and we have accepted the sacrifice of your first born child. Now is the time for you receive your reward. Here is our review of Halloween Ends!

Oo-de-lolly, folks! This is it. This is what we’ve been building to for 44 years! Through the ups and downs we have persevered as a fandom, and as a community, and now we gather together to witness the final showdown between good and evil. Or maybe we won’t. Maybe we’ll just bring on a new host. Then we can talk to them for over half of the show. Maybe then we’ll realize we need an ending and shoehorn a discussion about a film. 

What was I talking about? Oh, right. Halloween Ends. I mean, if the writers and directors forgot they were doing a Halloween film, it’s not so bad if I forget too. Right?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

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Ep367: Hellraiser (2022) – WGT

Review starts at 8:55

Here we are smack dab in the middle of spooky season and we’re up to our asses in horror remakes. (Tune in next week for our review of Halloween: Ends) This week we’re rubbing the box of 2022’s Hellraiser remake/reimagining simply titled… Hellraiser.

We know, we hear you. “But Pinhead is a girl! Why are all movies woke now.” and to that we’ll say, shut the fuck up, stupid. We’re going to talk all about all the things and to be honest, Pinhead being a woman (although I’d argue they’re meant to be more androgynous like in the book) is the least of this films issues.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.


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Ep366: Smile -WGT

Review starts at 11:15

Turn that frown, upside-down, idiots! Rejoice! For we have graced your unclean ears with yet another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week we’re talking about the grossly over-promoted, 2022 film: Smile.

We’ve heard your shrill, nasally complaints. And while, by and large, we don’t give a shit, some valid points were made. We’ve made a slight tweak to the format of the show. A lot of the front-half jaw-flapping has been moved to Patreon.

While we fully understand that we produce gold on a weekly basis, some have complained the show has too much personal talk before the review. We understand this can be challenging for new listeners.

New episode will be shorter, with a greater focus on the review itself. The entire list of things we’ve watched and our personal banter will now exclusively be available to the fine folks at Patreon. Please bare with us as we fine-tune all this.

Tune in next week for our review on 2022’s Hellraiser!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

Smile

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Ep365: Barbarian – WGT

Review starts at 34:35

Que paso, ya lil crotch sniffers?! Usually in this lil blurb to say a little something about the film we’re reviewing. Whether it be a condescending remark, or a shower of praise, I usually at least allude to something that happens in the film. I’m not going to do that this time.

The 2022 film Barbarian is a film best gone into as blind as possible. If you have yet to see the film, I recommend watching it knowing as little about it as possible. Do not google a plot synopsis, do not watch a trailer, do not listen to this show until you watch the film. (You can totally download the episode now, you know, in case you forget to listen after watching the film.)

Tune in next week as we’ll be doing an episode on 2022’s Smile and try out a new, streamlined format for the show.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

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Ep364: The Burning – WGT

(Review Starts at 26:40)

It’s hard to believe the entire summer has already come and gone and we didn’t even make an attempt to go to summer camp! Well, quit sewing on your merit badges, Sally, we’re going into the wilderness!

Beware, bugs and animals aren’t the only things stalking these woods. There’s also Harvey Weinstein! Well, maybe not, but The Burning is the film responsible for launching the careers of not only Harvey Weinstein, but also Jason Alexander, Holly Hunter and Fisher Stevens!

Let’s just say, watching this film, in 2022, knowing what we know now, is a fuckin trip!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. 

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

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Ep363: Bodies, Bodies, Bodies – WGT

(Review starts at 54:00)

Look. Before you go and start commenting or trying to slide into our DMs, we get it. We know you have thoughts and opinions about Pete Davidson, but like, we don’t care. Yeah, sure, he’s scary looking, and most nights he haunts my dreams, but just keep it to yourself.

I mean, not like you would have the BALLS to comment, or go on apple podcasts, rate us five stars and tell us exactly what you think about Pete Davidson and his appearance in 2022’s Bodies Bodies Bodies. So I guess the point is moot, since you lack the ovarian fortitude. We’re gonna talk all about ole creepy Pete, as well as Bodies Bodies Bodies.  What are you gonna do about it, nerd?

Bodies, Bodies, Bodies!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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