Ep280: A Nightmare on Elm Street Original & Remake

This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at one of the most beloved horror franchises of all time: A Nightmare on Elm Street.

The Wes Craven original had an entire generation of kids wetting themselves at the thought of taking a quick nap. The 2009 remake is one of the most universally disliked remakes in horror history. Does the original still hold up? Is the remake “really not that bad”? Do we laugh way too hard at our own stupid ass jokes? Tune in and find out, ya stupid goof! (Review starts at 46:46)

I just can’t take no pleasure in killing. There’s just some things you gotta do. Don’t mean you have to like it. Just like the Who Goes There Podcast episode 280!

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Ep279: Dawn of the Dead – Original & Remake

“Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place.” – Anne Cameron

Dia duit, leathcheann! Last week, as a Halloween treat, we posted the first episode in a series of “original vs remake” episodes for The Hills Have Eyes. The response was so great for that episode that we decided to do another one! Actually, we’d already decided we were going to do these, but just play along.

We chose the films we did because the originals are considered classics which had not been seen by some members of the show. This week we’re talking 1978’s Dawn of the Dead as well as it’s 2004 remake. For Jorge and Rhett this was a first time viewing of the original. (Review starts at 40:00) Enjoy.

This is normally where I pull a quote from a horror movie as a sign off. Not this week. I’m just gonna say it was nice knowing all of you. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 279!

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Ep278: The Hills Have Eyes Original & Remake

Well hello, my sweet children. Welcome again to another October with your good friends at the Who Goes There Podcast. Since this is everyone’s favorite time of the year we thought it might be fun to do something a little special. This October we decided to do some double header episodes where we review a horror classic and it’s more modern remake!

This week on the docket we have genetic mutations, nuclear mutations, men on fire, dead dogs, baby eating, and a whole bunch of really uncomfortable rape scenes. Need another hint? This week we’re talking about The Hills Have Eyes, both the original and the remake!

If that doesn’t stand your little pecker on end, nothing will.

All y’all’s must be mutes, cause ya wouldn’t be fuckin’ with me, now would ya? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 278!

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Ep277: Session 9 – WGT

Guess who’s back, back again. It’s we, it’s we, it’s the W.G.T.P.! Lately we’ve been doing a lot of episodes on films based in space, and films with a lot of cut, cut, stabby, stab. Too much sameness makes things no super good. Pretty sure Lincoln said that. Any who, we’re doing something a little different this week, maybe a little bit of ghosts, some possession, a dash of insanity. You know, the usual.

That’s right, clowns, this week we’re discussing 2002’s Session 9! We actually had a very, in depth, well thought out discussion about mental health and how the American medical system has fucked all of us over. We definitely did not just make dick and fart jokes for 90 minutes.

Check back all throughout October as we take a look at the originals and remakes of The Hills Have Eyes, Dawn of the Dead, and A Nightmare on Elm Street as well as an episode on the first three films in the Hellraiser franchise. It’s gonna be tight y’all!

Well it might have been good enough in Rome, but it’s not good enough now. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast  episode 277!

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Ep276: Maniac Cop – WGT

Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss… excessive use of force by police and… systemic… racism. Damn.

Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not in the form of the 6PM news. Oddly enough, a lot of the themes discussed in this 1988… comedy, horror film (?) are just as relevant today as they were over thirty years ago. (Review at 35:50)

Next week’s episode will be a lot more fun and less serious, probably. We already recorded it, but it was like 3 weeks ago, I honestly don’t even remember what movie we did. I guess we’ll find out together! Huzzah, friendship!

With a little luck, the network will pick me up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 276!

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Ep275: Sputnik – WGT

Привет идиоты

With the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference  on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we’re far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space.

Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin’ around with aliens, bro! This week we dive in to the 2020 Russian documentary Sputnik. It’s time to wake up and learn what they’re REALLY up to! (Review at 29:02)

I shouldn’t have to say this, but like, this isn’t a documentary; it’s a fictional movie. Or is it?

I don’t know what you think you heard, but you must be mistaken. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 275!
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Ep274: Idle Hands w/ Chris!

Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem… FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES!

That’s right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn’t ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris’s favorite movies Idle Hands! Isn’t that awesome?!

So strap yourselves in, it’s time for laughing, singing, stupid jokes and bad impressions! This was a really fun episode, and I’d like to say, “I hope you enjoy it as much as we did”. But really, we don’t care. Toodles!

The drink has done that to you. Isn’t it nice? Feeling better? Good. Now let’s have some music. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 274!

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Ep273: Cannibal Holocaust – WGT

Gather ’round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven years. Today, is Cannibal Holocaust day.

That’s right! We are reviewing the very film that made me want to start a podcast. This film has been called “the most controversial film of all time”, and features rape, brutal murders, brutal ACTUAL animal murder, cannibalism and that’s just in like the first ten minutes. Upon release, the footage was so shocking, and so convincing that the director was arrested and charged with the murder of his crew!

I really have to say, this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time.

You’re lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I’d be your daddy. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast  episode 273!

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Ep272: Host & Impetigore – WGT

Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we’re doubling it! That’s right! It’s time for another double episode!

The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know, it’s timely. So we submitted and did an episode on the 2020 Shudder original Host. (Review at 19:55) The thing is, Host is only 50 minutes long; that’s just the foreplay baby! After we get you nice and ready, we’re gonna just shove a whole ‘nother episode in there! We’ve got another Shudder original Impetigore!

Let it not be said that we aren’t loving, giving… podcast hosts… Also Rhett has a huge dick. Enjoy the show! Happy birthday to Alia, as well as Jorge’s son Micah.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble, dude. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 272!

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Ep271: Ichi The Killer – WGT

Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable.

But enough of this sentimental bologna; let’s get down to business! This week, we’re doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other while watching a film that involves a man being burned with scalding hot oil, a man inserting needles into his own ears, and a central plot that centers heavily BDSM, sadomasochism, and on the male desire to both save someone from and commit rape. 

That’s right, slap nuts! We’re talking about motherfuckin Ichi The Killer! We brought our good friend Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma along for the ride. Grab a drink, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the stupidity.

You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 271!

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