Ep 93: The Monster – WGT

maxresdefaultWell, Matt’s drunk. It’s been a while, but he’s pretty damn drunk. So be forewarned this episode is going to be kinda all over the place, and he’s gonna say “dawg” a lot.

We’re joined by DreadCentral colleague Ted, and WWE Superstar Sheamus (the haomie Joe) to talk about 2016’s The Monster. A tale of a mother and daughter on a statewide drive, and the only thing to listen to is 14 hours of Radio Disney!

We also talk Alien, Predator (not together), test out a new card game, have our first ever Who Goes There Lightning Round (what could this be?!) and…hillarity ensues?

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Welcome to primetime, bitch! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 93!

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Ep. 92: Dard Divorce – Who Goes There Podcast

dard-divorce-2007Amigo the Devil was supposed to be on this week’s episode. However, due to an last minute change in plans the show had to go on without him. The good news is, we kept his film choice, and Amigo film choices are always batshit crazy!

We’re joined by curator and host of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest, and Dread Central colleague Miguel Rodriguez to discuss German….splatter(?) film Dard Divorce.

We also go shroomin’ through Skull Island, give some holiday horror suggestions, Victor Crowley slashfic, the glory of the 90’s, the way we’re able to “suck dick collectively” and all of our impressions eventually become Toki from Dethklok.

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I’m not a baller, but I’ll make it rain between your legs; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 92!

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Ep 91 – Evil Dead Remake – Who Goes There Podcast

evil-dead-evil-basement-chickIf you’re looking for a safe space, you’ve come to the wrong place! We’re taking souls and plugging holes on a new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. This week we’re joined by buddy Brandon “it’s pretty good” Loder, and walking adrenal gland, XestebanX for a little trip down memory lane.

This week we’re finally getting around to talking about the 2013 Evil Dead reboot, the plight of the modern straight edge, snowman rape, a special giveaway courtesy of the haomie Scarecrowoven, the launch of our new Patreon, Jorge comes to grips with his constantly changing body, and we listen to a brand new track from the incredible band Hours.

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Brace yourselves, next week, we lock our kids down in the basement, and burn their dreams straight to the ground. (That’s a teaser). It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 91!

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Ep. 90 – Hell House LLC – Who Goes There Podcast

3o8c3dbgTrump is President. This can only mean one thing: grab two of each animal and head for the border because the end is nigh.

This week, our buddy and Dread Central cohort Ted joins us to talk about how kids make him Twitchy, Christmas comes early for Jorge, we see things no-one else can see, and talk about Hell House LLC. I saw this last year at Telluride Horror Show and have been waiting for it’s release ever since. Did it hold up? Did Jorge hate it? Is Pan’s Labyrinth boring? Download the episode to find out!

Oh, yeah. Weed is legal in California, and we’re a lot more funny if you’re high. Sooo….

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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 90!

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Ep 89: Society w/ Lauren Ashley Carter – Who Goes There

society-1989-01_medThis week, on a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, the universe shined one giant sunbeam on our collective ass. We’re joined by our favorite foul mouth, Lauren Ashley Carter (Jug Face, The Mind’s Eye, Darling).

If you’ve ever heard a “Lauren episode” before, you know there’s never a dull moment, and this time is no exception! We’ve got man hands, Junco Jeans, blow up dolls, greasy orgies, shunting, Oedipus complexes, and then we talk about 1989’s Society.

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What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 89!

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Ep 88: Black Mirror – Who Goes There Podcast

6jw6vl_dDespite the insane week we’ve had, the episode came out on time! While we were getting ready to record this episode, we got to meet our neighbor at the studio. This awesome gentlemen brought us to his distillery and got us trashed off of various liquors straight out of the barrel! Be forewarned, this episode is a little goofy.

We talk about the season premier of The Walking Dead, pig fucking, and the spawn of Kurt Russell. We’ve also got news on an exclusive line of Funko horror toys, our new partnership with Pizza Port Brewing, snowman rape, the origin of evil, and Jorge and Bones tell us how they don’t have fun on Halloween.

Oh, yeah….after weeks of suggesting, we finally listened to Jorge and watched the British, sci-fi anthology Black Mirror, so that’s what we’re talking about, Black Mirror. If you let her escape, or allow them to get to her before you do, I’ll make you wish you *could* die. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 88!

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Ep 87 – The Alchemist Cookbook – Who Goes There Podcast

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It’s been awhile since we’ve been this… delirious? We sat around getting angsty and antsy for almost two hours before recording, and it turned out hilarious. Why, you ask? This shit right here, dawg… this is our first fuckin’ video episode!

Well, technically, this is the audio version, but soon after you read this, you should be able to watch us onscreen in our brand new Dread Central studio (check the Dread Central YouTube page).

We’ve got video game news on Dead by Daylight, Halloween, and Friday the 13th; Chris and Jorge wear matching t-shirts on our first ever video episode; and some of us have HATE for the 2016 Satan-co-starring, air guitar-playing in the woods, Doritos-eating The Alchemist Cookbook. Yeah, Alchemist, not Alchemist’s.

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If you have any Oedipal fantasies you’d like to indulge in, Billy, now’s the time! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 87!

The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough of our terrible jokes? Why not creep on all of our social media? You’ll find us on FacebookTwitterInstagram, and YouTube. See you next Thursday…cunts.

Ep 86 – Dog Soldiers – Who Goes There Podcast

dog-soldiers-wpuBoys become men, men become wolves. We become drunk and talk about horror movies! Such is the circle of life. That’s right, jerks! It’s that time of the bastard week for another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. We’re flapping our beautiful maws about our recent write up in Rue Morgue magazine, killer clowns, fupas, Dolph Lundgren, dolls come to life, probably some kind of penis/vagina talk, and the best werewolf movie of all time Dog Soldiers. New merch on the way, Frights and Pints on the horizon, dicks out for Harambe. Half gin and half vermouth. We’ll sprinkle the vermouth over a female toad and we’ll drink the gin; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 86! See you next Thursday…cunts.

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Ep 85: Rob Zombie’s 31 w/ David Agranoff – Who Goes There

8126b71dfe1ac82cb1df76668d4c58caLet it be known that the Who Goes There Podcast are gluttons for punishment. So what better way to follow up our Blair Witch episode, than with a film from Rob “I Put My Wife in All My Movies” Zombie? We’re joined by horror authors David Agranoff (Punk Rock Ghost Stories) and Anthony Trevino (King Space Void) to talk Rob Zombie’s 31 people eating, penis eating, pilot writing, Jamaican accents, facial close ups, and really taking it there! New York Matinee called it “a playful but mysterious little dish”; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 85! Seeeeee you next Wednesday…cunts.

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Ep 84 – Blair Witch w/ Adam Turk – Who Goes There Podcast

blair-witch-project-feature-imageWe really hope you jerks appreciate what we do for you. None of us actually wanted to see Blair Witch, but you nerds love when we do garbage, major horror releases. So here it is, the fuckin Blair Witch. Just know, I currently resent each and every one of you! We recorded this on Jorge’s birthday, and we’re joined by Adam Turk, the evil genius/Sasquatch behind Left Hand Black (tattoo shop) to talk creature features, horror business, Turk’s unwavering love of short, shirtless Italian guys, the Gathering of the Juggalos, Turk steers us into a stupid agreement, we reveal the details of Frights & Pints 8 and we tease a special announcement! I wish someone would throw this fuckin movie into a lake, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 84!

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The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough of our terrible jokes? Why not creep on all of our social media? You’ll find us on FacebookTwitterInstagram, and YouTube.