Ep293: Split Second – WGT

Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, “I really don’t care. Just tell me what to watch.” Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the morose motherfucker.

This week we review a film that watched every single action and sci-fi movie from the 80’s and thought, “what happens if you put them all in a blender and let Rutger Hauer shit into the blender?” The answer, is Split Second. Yeah, you know where we’re going: awkward sex, aliens, cheesy one-liners, and machismo oozing out the fundillo.

With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. Such is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 293!

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Ep292: 2020 Year In Review – WGT

Are you ready, nerds? Because we’re about to hurt a lot of feelings. That’s right, it’s time for our much beloved year in review episode! It’s no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We’re counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until only one stand atop the mountain declaring itself the best film of the worst year!

Very little bullshit to go around, we’re getting right into the meat and potatoes of things. Tune in next week when things get real stupid and we go back to the 90’s for Split Second.

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Ep291: Anything For Jackson

Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have come here expecting our highly anticipated year-in-review episode. Well, as a super fun reminder that all things shitty did not end with 2020, Matt’s wife got covid. In the interest of safety we had to cancel that night’s recording and reschedule.

We feel the year in review episode absolutely needs to be recorded in person so we’re pushing that episode to next week. This week we’re squeezing in just one more film from 2020, a late entry, Shudder original called  Anything For Jackson (Review at 46:00) Unfortunately, this week’s episode is a remote episode. However, we’re fuckin podcasting professionals, so this shit sounds hella smooth!

Next week we will be back, live with our year in review wrap up. So enjoy, you ungrateful swine! You can listen while you’re on the treadmill at the gym, oh wait…

I would do anything for Jackson, but I won’t do that. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 291!

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Ep290: I Spit On Your Grave – WGT

Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends and family far away on a zoom call. Now that all the gifts have been opened and the food has been eaten everyone should have their happy tank full. We’re here to end that shit right now. Why should 2020 end on a high note?

Yeah, buddy! Get ready for every bit of your warm and fuzzy to turn into cold and prickly. If we don’t end 2020 feelings as horrible as possible, then what was the point of all of it. With that in mind, we decided to cover one of the most misunderstood, most hated, and most divisive, feel-bad movies of all time, 1978’s I Spit On Your Grave. (Review at 41:53)

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 290!

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Ep289: Kill List – WGT

Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one of the all around worst in human history, we thought it would be kind of fun to make you feel extra bad this month! Kind of like a reminder that things have always, and will continue to suck. This month we’ve covered some real feel-bad movies and we’re saving the worst for last.

This week we’re featuring a 2011 film from the UK that really makes you feel like you need a shower at the end of it. That’s right, we’re talking about 2011’s Kill List! (Review at 39:54) Buckets and buckets of blood, hunchbacks, cults, bizarre prophecies, this film is all over the place. Fear not, little ones, for we shall be your lighthouse among these treacherous tides. Let us guide your dinghy.

Get ready for next week when we take on the grand-daddy of the rape revenge genre, 1978’s I Spit on Your Grave!

They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don’t need the police, pal, you need the Who Goes There Podcast episode 289!
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Ep288: The Mountain Kings – WGT

Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you are violating stay-at-home orders to hit the mall and spend money you don’t have on gifts for people you don’t like. This season really has a way of showing just how ugly people can be, don’t you think?

For this reason we decided to dedicate an entire month to films that really showcase the dark side of humanity. This week we bring you a film that proudly boasts that it was “banned from Amazon for being too extreme”. Well, when that’s the most exciting thing about a film, you know it’s a doozy. This week, we’ll be talking about 2020’s The Mountain Kings. (Review at 45:19) It’s a low budget, idiot-kids-film-murder-spree type of film in the vein of August Underground. You can watch the film for free on youtube.

Rhett, you’re gonna suffer on Saturday.

We are a incestuous race. We can only make love with our own, otherwise we transform. And before we can become human again, we must kill.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 288!

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Ep287: Possessor – WGT

Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don’t have a special treat for you. What do you think this is?!

I’ll tell you what. I don’t want you to have come all this way and leave empty handed. So here’s what I’m going to do. For absolutely no charge, I’m going to give you our thoughts on 2020’s Possessor. (Review at 39:55) How’s that move ya, huh? It’s written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg; his dad did The Fly, ya know.

Not enough, huh? Well, the guys also read some kind words from iTunes, discuss some cool destructible board games, and a little spooky game called Love, Sam. Take it or leave it, pal!

Ha! Ha! Ha! What a good story, Rhett.

I think he’s come to hurt everybody. I think he wants to do nasty things. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 287!

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Ep286: Uninvited (1988) – WGT

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King Sam! Sam is exercising his power to choose a a film for us to review. As a result of his insanely generous spirit, His Highness only wants us to be happy, therefore he has chosen 1988’s Uninvited as this week’s episode! (Review at 37:00)

Sam really does only want us to be happy, and usually he forgoes his choice in favor of “whatever makes (us) happy”. However, in the rare occasion Sam gives us a film, it’s usually a doozy! This is an insanely fun episode. We choked on laughter, choked on water, Rhett choked on D. I can tell you all the reasons you should listen to this, but realistically, no one reads this except for Rhett.

Hi buddy. How are your quads?

If the Jackal’s out, screw the kid! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 286!

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Ep285: Basket Case

What’s up, dorks?! More importantly, what’s in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was the mangled body of my conjoined twin? Nah, I’m kidding; it’s actually about 8 bottles of Boone’s Farm.

This week we continue to guide Rhett on his journey into the annals of horror history with a throwback episode! We’re heading back to 1982 to look under the lid of Basket Case. (Review at 55:00) That’s right folks, this movie came out the same year as The Thing. Just let that marinate.

This may be your favorite movie, you may love or even hate what we have to say. Hell, we may only discuss the movie for two minute and spin into another rant about adrenochrome. The point is, we put out this episode and you should listen to it.

Hey Rhett, I like that this is a secret little message area just for us. Good friends.

Because I cut off his legs… and his arms… and his head… and I’m going to do the same to you if you don’t put on the Who Goes There Podcast episode 285!

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Ep284: Darkness Falls w/ Tom Pestock (WWE Superstar Baron Corbin)

Hallo, idiote! We sure had a fun October, didn’t we? We covered some legendary film franchises for the first time in WGT history. It is safe to say that good fun was had by all. Well, all that shit stops here! If my fat fingers can stop hitting the wrong keys I would like to tell you all about the shit show ahead of you.

We love having our friends on the show from time to time. After all, what is the point of having a passion if you can’t share it with the people that love? Well, we invited my friend Tom to come back on the show, and we let him pick the movie. Tom likes bad movies. So we’re doing Darkness Falls this week.

To be fair, the selection of the film MAY have been the result of a Twitter misunderstanding. The point is, the haomie rolled through, we trash talked each other. We trash talked several movies. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a chair shot coming in the near future. Whoops.

Hey, Rhett, when are you going to watch Riki-oh?

Actual photo of Tom when a new garbage movie comes out.

I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 284!

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