Ep 104: Monster Brawl – WGT

It’s all for you, Dion! It’s all for you! This week’s movie was chosen by Patreon haomie, Dion Collins; a good kid, with clearly great taste in podcasts. If you would like a chance to pick which movie we review, become a subscriber at Patreon.com/whogoestherepodcast!

Ever wonder which who would win in a fight between the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster? Have you ever wanted to see a witch do a dropkick? Do you miss Jimmy Hart obnoxiously yelling while the voice of god does Mortal Kombat style voiceovers? No? Oh…well then you probably would like Monster Brawl. But you should download the episode anyway.

No, no, no, no. This isn’t right. This is nothing. This is shit! Where’s the impact? It’s just a goddamn Buffalo, it’s just the goddamn Who Goes There Podcast episode 104!

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Ep 103: The Gate w/ Scarecrowoven

We’re a big bunch of softies here at the Who Goes There Podcast. We love our haomies, we love puppies, and cuddles and walks down memory lane. We also like a pinky in the ole’ fudge factory on occasion, but that’s irrelevant.

We’re taking one of those walks down memory lane with one of our good haomies ScarecrowOven to circle jerk all over 1987’s “mysterious hole in the backyard” flick The Gate! In addition, Jason’s out, Michael and Kenny are fuckin in! Waxworks wakes the beast, Fango folds, and fat folk make fabulous fucks! What?

Well John it’s been fun but I got to go. I have a date with a 6 year old boy and you have a date with death! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 103!

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Ep 102: Split – WGT

When we started this show 4 years ago, I never imagined we’d be covering and M. Night Shamalanarnia movie, and yet here we are. However, unlike most M. Night movies, the trailers looked quite good, and the early reviews were very positive, how’s that for a twist?!

We’re letting our inner assholes take the light; to see if Split is as good as everyone thinks it is. We also discuss some very exciting announcements in the word of horror TV, Jason getting slashed from Paramount’s release schedule, the newest fad diet from Netflix, and so much more!

Say uncle! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say uncle! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 102!

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Ep 100 The Bye Bye Man – WGT

Well, here it is! Episode 100! After 4 years of blood, sweat and tears, this is all we have to show for it. Neat-o.

We know, we know. We missed last week, and this episode is late, our server got attacked, preventing us from posting until it was fixed. But uhhh…this is a pretty good episode here, so like, be grateful, fucknuts. We look back at some of our favorite episodes, guests, bits, etc. Matt regales us with tales from the far east, then, oh boy. Then we start talking about The Bye Bye Man. The term “Gallows mad” gets thrown around, Matt laughs, Jorge cries, Chris pleasures himself; what, did you think we’d be doing something special? Ha!

Without memory, there can be no retribution; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 100!!!

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Ep 99: 2016 Year In Review – WGT

This is normally the part of the episode where I try to write something funny, or clever, or dickish. Well, I just spent the night sleeping in a bar in Osaka because I missed the last train home. So forgive me if I just don’t fuckin care.

That being said, we recorded our year in review episode during our New Years party. Needless to say, we got really drunk. Joined by Miguel Rodriguez of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest we go over the best, and worst of 2016. Don’t say we never gave ya nothin.

If it bleeds, we can fuck it! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 99!

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Ep 98: The Mist – WGT

If you thought you knew the depths of human intellect before this episode, you’re wrong. If you never felt like you have been challenged mentally, you’re about to be.

When the guy who hired you has to leave the room because he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe and he doesn’t want it to pick up on the recording, you know you’ve got something special. This must be Prayer of the Rollerboys because we’re doing The Mist (2007).

Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 98!

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Ep 97 The Autopsy of Jane Doe – WGT

“Oh great, 3 white guys talking about the autopsy of a woman. Lame.” This fan review of episode 97 as we streamed live on Facebook tells you EXACTLY what to expect from this episode. Our (Mexican) haomie Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma is playing the role of white guy number 3 as we discuss 2016’s The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Then we do the usual, beer, blood, boobs, vidja games. Get on it.

With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 97!

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Ep 95: SiREN – Who Goes There Podcast

Did anyone see that Adam Wingard told us to “suck it” on Twitter? That’s amazing. It’s also interesting that his tweets are as well thought out as his movies. Speaking of Adam Wingard; remember when he had a short in VHS 2? Remember how there was a VHS 1 and it had that short with the girl who likes things and flies and shit? Yeah, they turned that ten minute short into a movie; they named it SiREN. You know who saw SiREN? Us! You know who has thoughts and opinions on SiREN? Us! You know who saw Blair Witch for free and still thinks Adam Wingard owes us each twelve bucks? Us!

Now I have another reason to hate Christmas; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 95!

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Ep 93: The Monster – WGT

maxresdefaultWell, Matt’s drunk. It’s been a while, but he’s pretty damn drunk. So be forewarned this episode is going to be kinda all over the place, and he’s gonna say “dawg” a lot.

We’re joined by DreadCentral colleague Ted, and WWE Superstar Sheamus (the haomie Joe) to talk about 2016’s The Monster. A tale of a mother and daughter on a statewide drive, and the only thing to listen to is 14 hours of Radio Disney!

We also talk Alien, Predator (not together), test out a new card game, have our first ever Who Goes There Lightning Round (what could this be?!) and…hillarity ensues?

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Welcome to primetime, bitch! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 93!

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Ep. 92: Dard Divorce – Who Goes There Podcast

dard-divorce-2007Amigo the Devil was supposed to be on this week’s episode. However, due to an last minute change in plans the show had to go on without him. The good news is, we kept his film choice, and Amigo film choices are always batshit crazy!

We’re joined by curator and host of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest, and Dread Central colleague Miguel Rodriguez to discuss German….splatter(?) film Dard Divorce.

We also go shroomin’ through Skull Island, give some holiday horror suggestions, Victor Crowley slashfic, the glory of the 90’s, the way we’re able to “suck dick collectively” and all of our impressions eventually become Toki from Dethklok.

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I’m not a baller, but I’ll make it rain between your legs; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 92!

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