EPISODE 404: VIRUS

Picture this if you will, it’s January 1999. Britney Spears’ debut album is all over the place, bands like Sugar Ray and Limp Bizkit saturate alternative radio, Michael Bay’s Armageddon was the biggest movie last Summer, and Bill Clinton “did not have sexual relations with that woman.” SIKE! Just as we begin our spiral into the imminent Y2K apocalypse, Universal Pictures decides to dump an R-Rated $75 million scifi-horror adaptation of a dope Dark Horse comic book in theaters.

This episode, King Hans, the benevolent, bearded lord of our Patreon has decreed we review 1999’s VIRUS, starring the likes of Jamie Lee Curtis, Billy Baldwin, and motherfucking Donald Sutherland with a strong contender for the most absurd Irish accent in cinema history. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode #404!!!

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EPISODE 402: THANKSGIVING

Happy New Year pilgrims! Welcome back and welcome to 2024. This episode (our last recorded in 2023) we discuss Eli Roth’s holiday-themed slasher, THANKSGIVING.  
Is the movie a new annual tradition or is it just another seasonal annoyance? Listen and find out. 

“Show some enthusiasm. Thanksgiving is an institution here. It’s Thanks-fucking-giving! Every weapon he’s using is straight off a Thanksgiving table. This year, there will be… no leftovers!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 402!

As always, if you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, or whatever reasonably affordable means you use to temporarily alleviate or deny the pain of living, you get bonus content and exclusive merchandise. We’re also planning on reworking our Patreon tiers and such as we get going again. Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing the show.

Sincere thanks once again to all of you listeners and Patreon for your ongoing support. Thanks as always as well to @calgee for his amazing original art. Go give him a follow on Instagram. 

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Ep 138: Eden Lake – WGT

Australia has been cranking out some great horror films in the last decade, and it should come as no surprise. It makes sense that those wacky Aussies would know good horror; after all, the live in a country where every single thing, living or not, wants to kill you.

This week we’re throwing shrimp on the barbie, lookin up your bum, and other stereotypical things as we discuss 2008’s Eden Lake. This was an audio only episode, so needless to say, things get a little goofy.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 138!

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Ep 136: Baskin – WGT

The 2017 Telluride Horror Show has come and gone. Now, there is an emptiness inside my soul that won’t be filled for another year. Unfortunately, we can’t discuss any of the films from this years festivities yet, since none have been released. Instead we’ll be taking a trip back to 2015 to discuss “Sunday’s Super Secret Matinee”: Baskin.

For a more in depth review of the 2017 Telluride Horror Show check out the episode that we’ll be posting momentarily. That’s right, you lucky ducks! Two episodes of the Who Goes There Podcast on the same day!

Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? How ya like ‘dem apples?! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 136!

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Ep 132: mother! – WGT

By now I’m sure you’ve all heard about how “divisive” Darren Aronofsky’s mother! is. Many people are calling mother! the best film of the year, while many others have deemed it “the worst movie of all time. Well, who cares what anyone else thinks, here’s what WE think! As if our sage words weren’t enough, Alia makes a special appearance, so there’s almost certainly talk about dicks at some point.

Also, we’re well aware that this episode is late. In case you didn’t know, hockey has started so there.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble, dude. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 132!

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Ep 131: IT (2017) – WGT

The time, is finally upon us. After what feels like an eternity of waiting, and the laughably bad adaptations of the Dark Tower, and The Mist tv series, we finally get what we’ve all been waiting for; we finally get…IT!

Join us, as we get swept away (see what I did there?) in trying to figure out if 2017’s IT did justice to the original. But wait, there’s more! Download now, and you’ll also get to hear who we think should play the kids as grown ups, how to milk a shark franchise, and what Chris thought of American Horror Story: Cult.

So there ya have it. Wax up your paper boat, put on your goulashes, and run headfirst into a new episode of awesomeness. Don’t worry, we don’t float down here. We’re too fat.

We recommend that until we can get to you, you stand on your heads, with your thumbs up; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 131!

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Ep 130: Killing Ground

Buckle up, kiddos! This week, we’re going on a little trip down under; so grab your sunscreen and a baseball bat, because everything wants to kill you in Australia! We’re coming at you with another of our now infamous Patreon picks, and this go ’round the haomies wanted us to review 2017’s Killing Ground.

“Sam and Ian take off on what they believe will be a peaceful camping trip. Their break turns into a battle for survival when they discover a bloody toddler wandering around in the bush and find that an incredibly disturbing crime has been committed.”

Join us as we ponder some of life’s most perplexing questions. For example: is there really a difference between Australians and the folks from New Zealand? Are acts of violence and just as offensive if they happen offscreen, or is it worse because your mind connects the dots for you? If you spike an infant in the end zone, does that count as excessive celebration?

You haven’t changed, I see. You’ve always loved violence. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 130!

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Ep 128: Annabelle: Creation – WGT

We here at the Who Goes There Podcast love a good indie horror flick. This year alone we’ve covered some great independent films like Kuso, A Dark Song, and  We Are The Flesh. However, for every diamond-in-the-rough indie film, there must be a major motion picture release that is being regurgitated for the tenth time. This bring us to present day, and the newest pile of major studio vomit is Annabelle: Creation.

Everyone is talking about Annabelle: Creation. “Is it scary?” “Is it good?” “I bet it’s filled with jump scares.” “What is this stupid doll movie? Dolls aren’t scary!” Fear not my chubby little bunnies for we are here to answer all your questions and more! Why? Because we’re highly trained professionals, you sadists love when we watch films we’re probably going to hate, and we’re masochistic enough not to care,

Annabelle Hacked

Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we’ll all freak out. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 128!

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Ep 127: Night of the Creeps – WGT

Ready up, nerds! We’re dusting off the way back machine and going all the way back to 1986! That’s right, it’s another Chris pick, so you can bet your ding-dongs and hoo-has that we’ll be talking about monsters, snappy one-liners, and everything will be covered in a thick layer of cheese! Prepare yourself, for Night of the Creeps!

Did we forget to mention that it’s Matt’s birthday?! That’s right; our lovable idiot managed to not die for another year. Does Matt have what it takes to make it another year? Probably not, as he literally almost died during this episode!

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Ep 126: Kuso – WGT

What happens when you take one part eccentric rapper, dose him with enough acid to kill an elephant, then give him a camera and tell him to “really take it there”? You get 2017’s Kuso, that’s what happens.

Brought to you from the mind(?) of eccentric rapper Flying Lotus, this directorial debut is definitely one of the most disgusting movies we’ve covered on the Who Goes There Podcast. Join us on a magical journey as we discuss the line between art and insanity. In this episode we also take a look at the first official IT trailer, give our thoughts on the new run-your-own-cult game The Shrouded Isle, and for the second week in a row, we discuss genital mutilation; it’s what we do.

It’s always the same and it’s always different. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 126!

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