Ep297: Willy’s Wonderland

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his “ability to just throw himself into a roll”. Imagine what it would be like if he could just go “full Cage”.

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don’t think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don’t think he’s that “quirky”. You may disagree, and ultimately I don’t care, but we gon’ see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy’s? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is “definitely not a FNAF movie”, and it’s called Willy’s Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That’s right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let’s see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

Willy’s Wonderland – Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=emb_title CR: Screen Media Films

I’ll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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Ep296: The Reckoning – WGT

Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time.

We’re jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he’s been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time.

Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he’s made two of the best horror films of the early 2000’s, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45)

So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn’t have to be this way, Neil.

I am not breaking radio silence just cos’ you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 296!

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Ep295: Psycho Goreman – WGT

Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don’t deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn’t be giving you a damn thing.

Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, “yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!”? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you’re not wrong. For this reason we decided to see what happens when aliens stop being polite, and start being real.

Please ensure your fupa is stowed securely in the overhead compartment; we’re going to space! We hope you enjoy our visit with Psycho Goreman. Actually, we don’t give a flying fuck what you think. But the review starts at 18:30.

She was good for months… until she lost her head over the Who Goes There Podcast episode 295!

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Ep294: Angel Heart – WGT

Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do.

This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very own resident android has celebrated his activation day, ad we decided to let him pick the movie we would review. In true Rhett fashion, he picked… well… he picked Angel Heart. (Review at 33:55) Yeah, I know, right? Tune in to see how that went.

If you were a member of our patreon, today you would also be getting an episode on the 2004 gay slasher film Hellbent. That shit, that’s good shit.

Don’t be a gazooney! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 294!

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Ep293: Split Second – WGT

Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, “I really don’t care. Just tell me what to watch.” Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the morose motherfucker.

This week we review a film that watched every single action and sci-fi movie from the 80’s and thought, “what happens if you put them all in a blender and let Rutger Hauer shit into the blender?” The answer, is Split Second. Yeah, you know where we’re going: awkward sex, aliens, cheesy one-liners, and machismo oozing out the fundillo.

With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. Such is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 293!

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Ep292: 2020 Year In Review – WGT

Are you ready, nerds? Because we’re about to hurt a lot of feelings. That’s right, it’s time for our much beloved year in review episode! It’s no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We’re counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until only one stand atop the mountain declaring itself the best film of the worst year!

Very little bullshit to go around, we’re getting right into the meat and potatoes of things. Tune in next week when things get real stupid and we go back to the 90’s for Split Second.

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Ep291: Anything For Jackson

Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have come here expecting our highly anticipated year-in-review episode. Well, as a super fun reminder that all things shitty did not end with 2020, Matt’s wife got covid. In the interest of safety we had to cancel that night’s recording and reschedule.

We feel the year in review episode absolutely needs to be recorded in person so we’re pushing that episode to next week. This week we’re squeezing in just one more film from 2020, a late entry, Shudder original called  Anything For Jackson (Review at 46:00) Unfortunately, this week’s episode is a remote episode. However, we’re fuckin podcasting professionals, so this shit sounds hella smooth!

Next week we will be back, live with our year in review wrap up. So enjoy, you ungrateful swine! You can listen while you’re on the treadmill at the gym, oh wait…

I would do anything for Jackson, but I won’t do that. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 291!

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Ep290: I Spit On Your Grave – WGT

Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends and family far away on a zoom call. Now that all the gifts have been opened and the food has been eaten everyone should have their happy tank full. We’re here to end that shit right now. Why should 2020 end on a high note?

Yeah, buddy! Get ready for every bit of your warm and fuzzy to turn into cold and prickly. If we don’t end 2020 feelings as horrible as possible, then what was the point of all of it. With that in mind, we decided to cover one of the most misunderstood, most hated, and most divisive, feel-bad movies of all time, 1978’s I Spit On Your Grave. (Review at 41:53)

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 290!

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Ep289: Kill List – WGT

Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one of the all around worst in human history, we thought it would be kind of fun to make you feel extra bad this month! Kind of like a reminder that things have always, and will continue to suck. This month we’ve covered some real feel-bad movies and we’re saving the worst for last.

This week we’re featuring a 2011 film from the UK that really makes you feel like you need a shower at the end of it. That’s right, we’re talking about 2011’s Kill List! (Review at 39:54) Buckets and buckets of blood, hunchbacks, cults, bizarre prophecies, this film is all over the place. Fear not, little ones, for we shall be your lighthouse among these treacherous tides. Let us guide your dinghy.

Get ready for next week when we take on the grand-daddy of the rape revenge genre, 1978’s I Spit on Your Grave!

They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don’t need the police, pal, you need the Who Goes There Podcast episode 289!
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Ep288: The Mountain Kings – WGT

Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you are violating stay-at-home orders to hit the mall and spend money you don’t have on gifts for people you don’t like. This season really has a way of showing just how ugly people can be, don’t you think?

For this reason we decided to dedicate an entire month to films that really showcase the dark side of humanity. This week we bring you a film that proudly boasts that it was “banned from Amazon for being too extreme”. Well, when that’s the most exciting thing about a film, you know it’s a doozy. This week, we’ll be talking about 2020’s The Mountain Kings. (Review at 45:19) It’s a low budget, idiot-kids-film-murder-spree type of film in the vein of August Underground. You can watch the film for free on youtube.

Rhett, you’re gonna suffer on Saturday.

We are a incestuous race. We can only make love with our own, otherwise we transform. And before we can become human again, we must kill.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 288!

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