Ep233: Little Monsters – WGT

This week is the saddest week of the entire year; it’s the week after the Telluride Horror Show. We had a blast hanging out with old friends, new friends, and some friends we met for the first time. Oh, yeah. We also watched a ton of horror movies. Fear not, little nerds, I’m going to run down the stand out films at the 10th anniversary of the Telluride Horror Show.

Now I know you’re bursting at the seams with excitement to hear my recap, but we’re also doing a movie review! Last week Hulu quietly released a little horror film about a group of kindergartners in the zombie apocalypse. For this reason alone we couldn’t pass up Little Monsters. (Review at 29:12)

We drift through the universe, from planet to planet, pushed on by the solar winds. We adapt and we survive. We listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 233!

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Ep232: Joker – WGT

Sah, dudes! I’m posting this episode from the Telluride Horror Show tenth anniversary! I know I say this all the time but this is absolutely my favorite weekend of the year. There’s just something so special about getting together with a bunch of like-minded dorks, in the middle of nowhere to watch hours and hours of horror films!

Although I may be having a blast out here there is work that must be done! On that note, we recently sat down to discuss the film everyone is buzzing about: Joker! (Review starts at 22:00)

I would sit here and try to write clever things or run down what else we discuss on this episode, but I’m not going to. I have about 30 minutes to get this episode up, get a bite to eat and make it to the screening of 1BR.

He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 232!

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Ep231: Thirteen Ghosts – WGT


It’s finally October! The one time of year all of us misfits are able to be ourselves and everyone thinks we’re just in the holiday spirit. Speaking of spirits, this week we decided to take a trip down memory lane and head all the way back to 2001 to reexamine Thirteen Ghosts. (Review at 25:24)

When talking to people about Thirteen Ghosts everyone seems to remember it fondly. However, no one seems to recall having seen the movie in “a really long time”. Fear not, ye little dorks! Your friends at the Who Goes There Podcast are here to fill you in on all the ghosts boobs, brutality, and terrible acting you may have forgotten!

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 231!

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Ep 230: Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire

Guess who’s back in the mother fuckin’ house, Hell House, that is! After what seems like an eternity, the time has come to shut the doors on the Hell House franchise with Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire! (Review at 42:33)

Four years ago, we checked into the Abaddon Hotel and were treated to one of the most enjoyable and unnerving cinematic experiences in recent memory. I’ll admit the sequel was every bit as good as a Motel 6 continental breakfast. But we were promised the finale to the trilogy would hands down be the crown jewel of the franchise.

In the studio this week is horror author and Patreon haomie Brian Asman. Together, we will let you know if you should check into Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire. Or maybe you just should keep heading down the road until you get to Motel Hell.

In addition to our normal hilarious hijinks, we still can’t stop talking about The Fanatic! (Full review available exclusively on Patreon.) We’ll also give you our thoughts on the first episode of American Horror Story: 1984, Intruder, Fede Alvarez taking the helm of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Here comes fucking Parker, walking down nine miles, swinging the God damn head by the hair in one hand and his sandwich in the other. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 230!

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Ep229: Freaks & Tigers Are Not Afraid


Howdy, y’all! I apologize for the episode being late this week; I aggravated an old back injury and have been dealing with quite a bit of pain. Fear not, my little junkies. We’re here with another dose of hilarious horror hijinks for ya!

This week we’ve got a double dose of dude-bro delights as we discuss 2019’s Freaks (Review at 9:14) and 2017/2018/2019’s Tigers Are Not Afraid (Review at 30:27). Y’all know during this time of year we LOVE to feature movies from the Telluride Horror Show (October 11-13) and Tigers Are Not Afriad was Alia’s stand out film from THS 2018!

This week we skip news and get right into the meat and potatoes of the show! You’ll still hear our thoughts on a few of the movies we watched this week, and a lot of stupid, stupid jokes.

So my philosophy is, let’s have some beer and listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 229!

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Ep 228: It Chapter 2 – WGT

A few days ago I was driving home and listening to an old episode of the show; it was the Killing Ground episode from 2017. In the pre-show banter for the episode we talked about how we would have to wait two years for the final season of Game of Thrones and the sequel to It Chapter One.

The reason I bring this up is because we all know how well the final season of Game of Thrones turned out. Now here we are, two years later and It Chapter Two is fresh in theaters. Will It Chapter Two be the sequel that Chapter One deserved, and we all needed? Or will we all be left shaking our fists at the sky and cursing whatever “God” would do this to us?!

We also talk about some other movies, and we talk about some goings-on in the horror community…ummmm we probably insult each other and make dirty jokes too. So that’s fun.

I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone’s a fucking alien. Now, if I have to Men In Black your ass, you’re gonna fucking take it! It being the Who Goes There Podcast episode 228!

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Ep227: Laid To Rest – WGT

Man, oh man! Have you guys seen that new movie The Fanatic?! It’s a new movie directed by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and stars John Travolta of all people! We had totally prepared to review The Fanatic this week, but then we decided that this film is something that is so magical, that we only want to share it with Patreon.

The decision to make this cinematic masterpiece and Patreon only pick left us with a hole in our calendar, a hole that we decided to fill with a movie that itself was going to be a Patreon exclusive. This week, we’ll be reviewing 2009’s Laid To Rest (review starts at 25:34).

Do you like tits, blood and gore? Because this movie is full of it! Just have a look at the bad ass image below. In addition we’ll be running down all the movies we’ve been watching recently. “Which movies?” you may be asking. Well, I don’t remember, so why don’t you have yourself a little listen and find out for yourself, dork?

That’s the trouble with the world, Sarah darlin’. People got different ideas concernin’ what they want out of life. Me, I want the Who Goes There Podcast episode 227!

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Ep226: Ready or Not – WGT


Congratulations, everyone; fall is finally here! It’s that time of year when everyone starts to post memes about how much they love pumpkin spice, or how basic you are for liking pumpkin spice. In addition to overpriced sugary beverages and and spoopy decorations, it’s horror movie season!

What better way is there to kick off the most wonderful time of the year than to review the last horror film of this hot, hot summer: Ready Or Not? (Review starts at 32:50)

Oh, silly me. Did I forget to mention that Alia is back?! For the first time since her accident Alia is on the show to discuss one of the most talked about films of the year. We also talk about nuns with guns, cheesy 90’s werewolves, shark fighting and so much more!

Mirrors are not but tools of vanity, Patricia – I know! Vanity – sensuality, Patricia! The Bible speaks of our vile bodies. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 226!

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Ep 225: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark – WGT

At some point we’ve all heard someone say only two things in life are guaranteed: death, and taxes. Well, dorks, I’m here to inform you of a third certainty. It is a damn near certainty that as you get older the things you loved as a child will be dug up and repackaged for a younger audience. He-man, Big Trouble in Little China, Pogs, rollerblades, all of these things that I would obsess over as a ten year old, are now being released 25+ years later. For this reason it should come as no surprise that the Hollywood greed machine has come for Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. (Review starts at 26:56)

Perhaps listening to three entitled assholes talking about a film adaptation of a book anthology from 30 years ago isn’t your thing. It’s also quite possible that you happen to love the sultry sound of our voices. If you find yourself experiencing both of these feels fear not, for there is more in store! Matt updates everyone on Alia’s condition following her motorcycle accident and surgery, Rhett discusses the existential dread he experiences daily, Jorge talks about how much he loves guns, and we all run down the movies we’ve seen lately. Huzzah!

Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don’t they? And I got lots of peas! I’ve also got the Who Goes There Podcast episode 225!

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Classic Episode: The Mist – WGT

This passed Tuesday my wife and occasional co-host Alia was in a very bad motorcycle accident and sustained some major injuries. In addition to some severe road rash Alia’s jaw was broken in two places and she broke a few teeth. Needless to say we were unable to record a new episode this week.

Rather than not release anything we decided to post one of our favorite episodes from the past. A Who Goes There classic, if you will. We’ll be back on schedule this Friday with our Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark episode. If you would like to contribute to the GoFundMe page to help cover Alia’s medical and dental bills, you can contribute here.

We appreciate all of the support we’ve gotten from all of you. We have a long road ahead of us, it’s nice knowing we don’t have to go alone. Thank you.

I’m not going to post a silly quote from a movie this week. I’m just going to use this space to once again say thank you. So, thank you.

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