Ep 140: Pet Sematary 2 – WGT

Ahoy there, fuckos! This week’s episode is brought to you by none other than Chris Franco! That’s right, it’s a Chris pick! So you know what that means, we’re cranking the cheese factor up to eleven! This week we’ve got $5 Furlongs, naked women with dog heads, and accents that are more forced than a Bill Cosby sexual encounter! That’s right, we watched  Pet Sematary 2 so you don’t have to!

Ever wonder which of us knows more lyrics to Ice, Ice, Baby? Well, Patreon found out, but perhaps there’s more singing in the actual episode. Download to find out!

Sometimes, dumb is better. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 140!

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Ep 139: Stranger Things Season 2

Rejoice, fellow nerds! The time has finally come to travel back to Hawkins,to hang out with Dustin, Hopper, Eleven and the rest of the gang, for Stranger Things Season 2. 

Fair warning, if you have not yet seen the second season, we will go deep into spoiler territory. Did the second season live up to the hype? Does Nancy make a pouty face like a petulant child every time she’s on screen? Does Hopper make panties moist and nipples hard, simply by uttering two words? Do we pick on Matt until he throws a hissy fit? Tune in to find out!

And when the sun went down… there was an eery, ghostly appearance to this town. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 139!

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Ep 138: Eden Lake – WGT

Australia has been cranking out some great horror films in the last decade, and it should come as no surprise. It makes sense that those wacky Aussies would know good horror; after all, the live in a country where every single thing, living or not, wants to kill you.

This week we’re throwing shrimp on the barbie, lookin up your bum, and other stereotypical things as we discuss 2008’s Eden Lake. This was an audio only episode, so needless to say, things get a little goofy.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 138!

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Ep 136: Baskin – WGT

The 2017 Telluride Horror Show has come and gone. Now, there is an emptiness inside my soul that won’t be filled for another year. Unfortunately, we can’t discuss any of the films from this years festivities yet, since none have been released. Instead we’ll be taking a trip back to 2015 to discuss “Sunday’s Super Secret Matinee”: Baskin.

For a more in depth review of the 2017 Telluride Horror Show check out the episode that we’ll be posting momentarily. That’s right, you lucky ducks! Two episodes of the Who Goes There Podcast on the same day!

Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? How ya like ‘dem apples?! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 136!

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Ep 134: Funny Games – WGT

In the four years we have been doing this show we have only had a handful of episodes that were so disastrous, they needed to be locked away, never to see the light of day. On even more rare occasions, we re-record said episode for all of you fine folks. This, is one of those episodes.

You know that old saying, “it’s the quiet ones you need to watch out for”? Well that goes for the shit show episode, AND this week’s movie, the overly polite, home invasion thriller Funny Games! We’ll also get some thoughts on Cult of Chucky, the new, insanely difficult game: Cuphead and someone wants to shave the Swedish guy. Oh boy.

If you want to actually hear why we decided the first recording should be locked in a basement of a burning house, consider subscribing to our Patreon page. They got to hear the original episode, warts and all.

I’m going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. It’s called making a head on a stick. I call it the Who Goes There Podcast  episode 134!

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Ep 132: mother! – WGT

By now I’m sure you’ve all heard about how “divisive” Darren Aronofsky’s mother! is. Many people are calling mother! the best film of the year, while many others have deemed it “the worst movie of all time. Well, who cares what anyone else thinks, here’s what WE think! As if our sage words weren’t enough, Alia makes a special appearance, so there’s almost certainly talk about dicks at some point.

Also, we’re well aware that this episode is late. In case you didn’t know, hockey has started so there.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble, dude. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 132!

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Ep 130: Killing Ground

Buckle up, kiddos! This week, we’re going on a little trip down under; so grab your sunscreen and a baseball bat, because everything wants to kill you in Australia! We’re coming at you with another of our now infamous Patreon picks, and this go ’round the haomies wanted us to review 2017’s Killing Ground.

“Sam and Ian take off on what they believe will be a peaceful camping trip. Their break turns into a battle for survival when they discover a bloody toddler wandering around in the bush and find that an incredibly disturbing crime has been committed.”

Join us as we ponder some of life’s most perplexing questions. For example: is there really a difference between Australians and the folks from New Zealand? Are acts of violence and just as offensive if they happen offscreen, or is it worse because your mind connects the dots for you? If you spike an infant in the end zone, does that count as excessive celebration?

You haven’t changed, I see. You’ve always loved violence. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 130!

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Ep 129: Jeepers Creepers – WGT

Last week on facebook, we posted an article about Jeepers Creepers 3 being almost finished and the response was divided to say the least. While some expressed excitement at the continuation of the franchise, others called for a boycott of the film due to a 1988 conviction of the films director Victor Salva. Salva was convicted of sexual misconduct with an underaged boy and served 15 months in prison. hnn9q2xi

With the release of Jeepers Creepers 3 on the horizon, the debate has resurfaced: should art be allowed to stand on it’s own, regardless of who created it, or should the director and his films be boycotted because of something done 30 years ago? Tune in as we argue about it, and try to decide whether or not Jeepers Creepers is even good enough to want to see.

You little turds are gonna learn you can’t run from the ice cream man! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 129!

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Ep 128: Annabelle: Creation – WGT

We here at the Who Goes There Podcast love a good indie horror flick. This year alone we’ve covered some great independent films like Kuso, A Dark Song, and  We Are The Flesh. However, for every diamond-in-the-rough indie film, there must be a major motion picture release that is being regurgitated for the tenth time. This bring us to present day, and the newest pile of major studio vomit is Annabelle: Creation.

Everyone is talking about Annabelle: Creation. “Is it scary?” “Is it good?” “I bet it’s filled with jump scares.” “What is this stupid doll movie? Dolls aren’t scary!” Fear not my chubby little bunnies for we are here to answer all your questions and more! Why? Because we’re highly trained professionals, you sadists love when we watch films we’re probably going to hate, and we’re masochistic enough not to care,

Annabelle Hacked

Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we’ll all freak out. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 128!

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Ep 127: Night of the Creeps – WGT

Ready up, nerds! We’re dusting off the way back machine and going all the way back to 1986! That’s right, it’s another Chris pick, so you can bet your ding-dongs and hoo-has that we’ll be talking about monsters, snappy one-liners, and everything will be covered in a thick layer of cheese! Prepare yourself, for Night of the Creeps!

Did we forget to mention that it’s Matt’s birthday?! That’s right; our lovable idiot managed to not die for another year. Does Matt have what it takes to make it another year? Probably not, as he literally almost died during this episode!

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