Ep 117: Feed – WGT

It’s that time again. The time of the month when we suffer for our art by letting our Patreon haomies decide which movie we watch.

If you’ve listened to one of our Patreon episodes before you know that the rage and comedy levels are immeasurable. This month is no exception, as the haomie, The Mighty Griff, decided to make us sit through 2005’s Feed. Unfortunately Griff is currently in the hospital; we wish him the best. This one is for you, haomie.

Australia, huh? Is that near Japan? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 117, and we all love life.

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Ep 116: Don’t Kill It – WGT

Hear ye! Hear ye! Step right up and feast your aural skin flaps on episode 116 of the Who Goes There Podcast! This stunning episode on 201666’s Don’t Kill It is chock full of three part harmonies, alcohol abuse, Alien apprehension, flippant fuck flinging, the sounds of Susperia, and your daily dose of Dolph.

Dolph Lundgren plays a grizzled demon hunter who, through a string of bizarre murders, tracks an ancient demon to a sleepy mountain town. The Swedish Dong Hammer then proceeds to fuck everything warm and wet, all while carrying a big ass net. Yeah, buddy.

She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare. It’s actually the Who Goes There Podcast episode 116, and “We don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.”

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Ep 115: We Are The Flesh – WGT

Guys, I’m kind of worried that we may be…maturing. For the last four weeks we’ve had very serious conversations about very serious movies, and this week the movie is in Spanish. What the actual fuck?

In a last minute decision, (maybe we’re not maturing after all) we chose to do the 2016, Shudder exclusive We Are The Flesh. Without giving too much away, we had no idea that we were in for an unnerving, hyper sexual, mind fuck of a journey.

In addition to, whatever this film was, we talk about bloodshed at the ballpark, nightmares of the minuscule variety, penises, vaginas, and all that kinda thing.

I can’t come. I can’t come! You’re interrupting my concentration! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 115!

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Ep 114: A Dark Song – WGT

We’ve really been hitting it out of the park lately with our live Facebook broadcasts, haven’t we? On a brighter note, at least the podcast itself is still top shelf entertainment.

Before doing this episode I hadn’t heard anything about 2016’s Irish incarnation flick A Dark Song; no trailers, no reviews, nothing. Now people are talking about A Dark Song being among the best films of 2017. What?!

“A grieving woman seeks the aid of an occultist in preparing for an ancient ritual.” That is all the plot synopsis says. Best movie of the year? We’ll see about that!

You mean all this time, we could have been friends? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 114!

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Ep 113: A Serbian Film – WGT

We’ve all heard about it. We’ve all heard about what happens. We’ve all said “I don’t ever want to watch that!” Well, luckily not everyone who has Patreon haomies who can make them watch it. We’re talking about A Serbian Film.

The Patreon haomie, Jim “Little” Turk thought it would be funny to get us to sit through A Serbian Film, and for as bad as this movie’s reputation is, we feel like it sparked one of the best conversations we’ve had to date. This movie and this episode deal with some pretty intense content. You’ve been warned.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 113!

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Ep 112: Fire in the Sky – WGT

Does anyone older than 25 remember, in the early 90’s Fox was overrun by shows about aliens? It seemed like Fox just decided it wasn’t enough for everyone to simply “believe”; they wanted you to believe these skinny grey bastards were right outside your door!

Well, sometimes a child will watch to much of these shows and grow into a full blown nerd, much like our dear Jorge. Well Jorge has put his stubby little sci-fi cock into our hot horror pussy and we gave birth to a review on Fire in the Sky, a UFO abduction movie “based on actual events”. Right…

Fire in the Sky

I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 112!

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Ep 111: The Void – WGT

The time is finally upon us! No, not your moms $1.50 handjob special; The Void is out! We’ve been looking forward to this movie for quite a while! I mean, how can you not get excited for a movie that boasts “Like Stranger Things got drunk and made out with Event Horizon”?!

On the other hand, from the jump this movie has made a lot of bold claims, and has a lot of hype around it, and you know how we feel about hype. Does this movie live up to it? Do we make Producer Shane cry? Does Jorge think “the void” is in reference to where his hair used to be?

I am not a cynic, Frank! I like to think of myself as a nasty bitch; It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 111!

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Ep 110: The Devil’s Candy aka The Devil’s Donut

In an attempt to keep things exciting, we’ve been doing a lot to avoid trailers here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Recently we all saw a trailer for a film called The Devil’s Candy and thought, “That looks bad ass! We should do an episode!” and here we are.

It seems like a safe bet, right? I mean, the devil must have some killer candy if he’s able to lure the likes of J.F.K., Emmanuel Lewis, and Lawrence Welk down there. Well fuckos, we watched The Devil’s Candy while doing the devil’s dandruff. Buckle up.

I am going to be miserable here. There’s no swimming pool, there’s no shopping malls, there’s no cable. Bet you don’t even have a TV. This sure ain’t Beverly Hills; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 110!

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Ep 108: Death Machine – WGT

You know the strange relationship you have with your parents? You really do love them, but sometimes you just like to fuck with them because they get so worked up? I think our Patreon subscribers want to have that kind of relationship with us. We’re sure they mean well, but those guys pick some real…interesting films for us to review.

This month’s Patreon pick comes from the twisted mind of haomie: James Thompson. James thought it would be awesome if we reviewed 1994’s Death Machine; at least one of us thought it would be awesome.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 108!

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Ep 107: Vampire Hunter D – w/ Ryan Reidy of Condemned

You know what’s better than talking horror movies with your buddies? When a childhood friend joins in on the fun. That’s right, fuckos! The haomie Dimes (Ryan Reidy) from death metal band Condemned is in the house to suck peach flavored robot dick, and talk about Condemneds new album, His Divine Shadow!

We wanted to do an animated movie for once, and when our first choice turned out to be a dud, we took a trip down memory lane with Vampire Hunter D! Join us while we flip flop on our beliefs, make fun of each other, rest on our laurels, and Dimes chimes in every now and again to remind us the Ninja Scroll was better.

I’ll fuckin’ finish you off faster than a fuckin’ birthday cake at a fat chick’s fuckin’ birthday party! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 107!

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