Idiot Teacher Convicted of Felonies For Showing ABC’s of Death

1204689_ABCs-of-Death-1A former Columbus City Schools substitute teacher was convicted this morning of four felony counts of disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, reports The Columbus Dispatch.

The madness began when a substitute teacher showed Drafthouse Films and Magnet Releasing’s The ABCs of Death to several Spanish classes at East High School in Columbus, Ohio. She claims she did not watch the movie prior to showing the classes, and thought the film was in Spanish. The best part is: she claims she had her back turned each time she showed the film, and was unaware of what was on the screen. I hope she actually got convicted of being a fuckin idiot. Continue reading

Surprise Surprise, The Ring To Get Reboot

ring_7It seems like the only news I’m posting right now is about remakes, reboots and re-imaginings, and this post will be no different.

TheWrap is reporting that casting is underway on Rings, which is the latest installment in The Ring franchise.

“Rings” is also the name of the short – directed by TCM 2 and TMNTs’ Jonathan Liebesman – that accompanied the purchase of The Ring 2 on home video in 2005. Continue reading

Gremlins Reboot Dead in the Water

o-GREMLINS-facebookTwo years after it was revealed that Seth Grahame-Smith and producing partner David Katzenberg were developing a remake to Joe Dante’s classic Gremlins, it sounds as if the project is officially dead.

In a new interview with EW, Grahame-Smith explains that the project never came into fruition, and now all parties involved have moved onto other things. Continue reading

Get High With Jason Voorhees!

pipesHave you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I wish I could smoke weed out of Jason’s face”? Well now you can! Ari Lehman (who played Jason as a child in the first FT13) is milking his Jason cred for all it’s worth, and his latest endeavor is Jason pipes!

You can purchase a glass pipe painted with Jason Voorhees’ infamous mask on it. (Odd since Jason didn’t dawn the mask until the third film) He’ll even sign it for you (for and extra fee, of course).

Poltergeist Remake Is Totally Going To Suck

194tvn6u6kw0gjpgEven though the new Poltergeist arrives this coming July 24th, we’ve yet to see any sort of art, let alone stills nor the trailer. We’ve already heard it’s going to be “more adventure than paranormal”, and now cast members continue to reveals small details from the reboot helmed by Gil Kenan.

The latest comes from Sam Rockwell, who spoke to Collider about the modern day take on the Steven Spielberg/Tobe Hooper classic. Continue reading

Who Goes There Podcast episode 33 – Santa’s Slay

91pRomCSC3L__SL1500_Merry Krampus and joyous Festivus! We waited until the holidays were over and done to bring you our Christmas episode because really, what kind of nerd listens to a podcast on Christmas? Hold on to your butts because shit is about to get weird, we’ve got a Jewish wrestler Santa, man eating bison, holiday hooters, elf bowling, bazookas, Claire from Lost, and the son of Satan, that’s right, we reviewed 2005’s Santa’s Slay. We’re joined by Steven Baeza of horror punk band Batlords for the most off the wall episode we’ve ever done. We’re just trying to spread a little yuletide FEAR, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 33.

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Who Goes There Podcast ep 32 Bay of Blood/Twitch of the Death Nerve w/ Chris Woods of The Sleaze Box

846-Bay-of-BloodI find it rather strange that until today, we’ve only done one slasher flick on our podcast (Maniac). Not only are slashers my favorite type of horror movie; they’re jam packed with gruesome, innovative deaths, high body counts, and more boobs than you could shake…well…a bunch of boobs at!

In this episode we’re joined by Chris Woods of The Sleaze Box, to take a look at what is arguably the godfather of the slasher genre as we know it, Mario Bava’s 1971 classic Twitch of the Death Nerve, better known as Bay of Blood! It’s got it all, cheesy dialouge, jiggly boo boos, stupid teenagers, brutal deaths, and buckets of blood! So grab your water wings, because down here, we all float. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 32!

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Bruce Campbell To Star In Ash vs The Evil Dead TV Show

evildead1Breaking news this Monday afternoon as Variety reports that Starz has ordered a follow-up series to the cult The Evil Dead film franchise, titled Ash vs. Evil Dead!

The new show will reteam director Sam Raimi with longtime producing partner Rob Tapert and star Bruce Campbell, who will reprise his iconic role as Ash(!), the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. Continue reading

Who Goes There Podcast Episode 27 – The People Under The Stairs

peopleunderthestairsbd2dWe need to learn, never tease the next episode. This episode is coming to you a bit late, it was supposed to be about Sleepaway Camp, featuring our friend Lauren Ashley Carter, however due to technical difficulties we couldn’t make that episode happen. (YET!)

Fear not! We rounded up the always fun Alia, and Chris and took a look at some of the recent news in the world of horror, including the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a real life Purge, Ghostbusters 3, and a new Silent Hill game! If that wasn’t enough, we walk down memory lane with 1991’s cult classic The People Under The Stairs. We’re eating our enemies and spitting out the buckshot, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 27!

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Scream TV Show Casting Announcement & Spoiler

ghostface-scream-NECA-819x1024Some major news hit Up and Comers, who reports that casting is complete on MTV’s Scream series, based on the franchise created by Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson.

John Karna, Carlson Young and model Amadeus Serafini are among the top choices to lead MTV’s series pilot, says the site who also adds that “at least one of these characters — who may be played by Karna, Young and Sarafini — will not survive to see the end of the first season.Continue reading