Well, the good ole US of A had herself a little birthday. And wouldn’t you know it, we just partied the only way you can party when sweet lady liberty gets another notch in her belt. As a result, we missed an episode last week. Like most of America we drank some beers, ate some Thai food, watched soccer, and we Purged. That’s right, we saw The Purge: Election Year so you don’t have to. We also talk about Chris’ week from Hell (American), Matt is too stupid or stoned to properly insult Jorge (American), Boysetsfire releases the dogs (American af), and we perv on cosplay girls (Japanese, but America is trying). Don’t tell me my business, devil woman! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 75!
We know a lot of our listeners hate clowns and got a little uncomfortable with our last episode. So as a way of saying “get over it, you pussies” we did another clown movie! What happens when a bunch of the world’s most dangerous killers, all housed in the same facility, break out and run amok at carnival? Well, they make a movie about it and 3 idiots get together and tell stupid jokes while discussing the movie. You should know that by now. You stupid, podcast listening, idiot, morons. Aunt Maggie was a bitch and got what she deserved. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 74.
Frights and Pints has finally come and gone. Man that was a lot of work! As a result of the charity event we didn’t have time to do our usual episode, so you get this. We’re bringing you episode 69.5 The 69ing. We talk a little about the highs and lows of the Frights & Pints weekend, and then we get into a butt load of news. Including but not limited to: John Carpenter returning to Halloween, good ole’ Stevie King’s thoughts on the Dark Tower movie, a death, a departure, a tank topped bad ass, and clunky hint at some things coming up on episode 70. Take what you get, and be happy about it. Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast doing The 69ing.
Get ready ’cause this shit is about to get heavy, we just settled all our lawsuits, ooooooooh Debbie, noooooooooo. Right now, there is a film in theaters whose name is on everyone’s lips. No we’re not talking about that big budget, Disney superhero flick. We’re talking about Green Room! We all have deep seeded, punk rock roots, and let me tell you, this movie is the real deal! Joined by the king of obscure references, Miguel Rodriguez (Horrible Imaginings Film Fest), we talk about what you gotta do to get by on the road, sitting down to pee, the appropriate time to apply war paint, desert island bands, mashup potential and a whole lot more. No one messes around wit’ my man, Leroy. I’m gonna cut you, white-meat! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 68!
I’m completely dumbfounded that we have only covered one Troma film in our three years as a show and we’re fixing that right meow! If you don’t know Troma then buckle up, buttercup! Troma films are jam packed with terrible acting, horrible plots, cringe worthy dialogue, tons of boobs and buckets of blood! This week’s film is no exception. We get our hands dirty with 2015’s
The Slashening and things get nanners (or taters if that floats your boat). We also talk about the aftermath of Texas Frightmare Weekend, Puppet Master news, more…fuckin…Ghostbusters (it’s not going away) and giggle at the new Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death trailer. Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 67!
Yes, we’re early. Don’t go getting too used to it. We may or may not be trying out a trial period of weekly episodes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? We are joined by Brian and Israel of the San Diego Metal Swap Meet to drink a TON of beer, talk about Jorge’s metal confusion, grassroots movements, terrible dinner parties, Tales From the Crypt as well as our “Tails From the Crypt” charity event, and we make an absolutely HUGE announcement about something that’s been in the works for the past year! Oh yeah, we also talk about that new movie The Invitation. But we all know that’s not why you came. You came for the bad jokes and the good lovin’. Let Jesus fuck you; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 65!
It’s been a long long time since we’ve done a monster movie, so we set out to remedy that early in 2016 with the over the top Feast!
We also welcome our first guest of the new year – he’s the curator of the Horrible Imagining’s film fest, and is doing his damnedest to bring horror back into the theaters, our buddy Miguel Rodriguez.
Does Chris do incredible impressions? Does Matt make us wonder why he’s even here? Does Jorge lose his shit…again? Tune in to find out. The answer is yes….yes to all the things. Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 58!
Clap your hands for your world famous Who Goes There Podcast, and feel the power! It’s a new year, yes it is! The things we put ourselves through for your enjoyment, you better appreciate this. We drag our holiday hangovers to the theater to see the first horror release of 2016: The Forest, oh boy. We take a moment to pay respect to a few recently departed, talk about Matt’s DICC, we circle jerk Hateful Eight, Jorge reaches a new level of frustration, Matt makes himself look like a pedo, we laugh, tell bad jokes, complain about various things, all old tricks for a new year. The ice cream is gonna be flyin’ fast and furious, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 57!
It seems like not that long ago we were recording our 2014 wrap-up, singing the praises of Starry Eyes, What We Do In The Shadows and The Taking of Deborah Logan. Well here we are again a look back at 2015, the highs, the lows, and not much else. We start our first ever Who Goes There Dead Pool, and talk a little about the films we’re looking forward to in 2016. You know the drill, every other show does one of these, but we’re not dumb, like they are. Stay tuned for some hopefully big things from the show in the coming year, including: more interviews, more festival coverage, more merch, more events, more awesome! What do doctors use to crack skulls with? The Who Goes There Podcast episode 56!
Don’t you just love the holidays? The time where you get holiday themed versions of everything you already loved? No? You hate it? Tough titties because this is our Christmas episode! We take a look at tons of useless stuff that you can buy for your ungrateful loved ones, Matt gets sentimental about the true meaning of Christmas, Jorge professes his love for online gaming, and we get a ten year old’s opinions of Michael Daugherty’s Krampus! Yeah, I don’t know why we didn’t do Santa’s Slay again either. Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 55!