Well, the good ole US of A had herself a little birthday. And wouldn’t you know it, we just partied the only way you can party when sweet lady liberty gets another notch in her belt. As a result, we missed an episode last week. Like most of America we drank some beers, ate some Thai food, watched soccer, and we Purged. That’s right, we saw The Purge: Election Year so you don’t have to. We also talk about Chris’ week from Hell (American), Matt is too stupid or stoned to properly insult Jorge (American), Boysetsfire releases the dogs (American af), and we perv on cosplay girls (Japanese, but America is trying). Don’t tell me my business, devil woman! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 75!
Hey internet, shut up! I know the episode was supposed to go up yesterday, but muscle relaxers and and bourbon make Matty go night night. Or maybe listening to the sweet, sultry, sounds of our voices just lulled me to sleep? No, our show is great, and I was on a gooooooood one! This week we talk a little bit about Wolf Creek TV, Chris touches “it”, there’s an impersonation of Donald Trump doing an impersonation, Jorge talks about his newest research project and fear for the new Dark Tower film, then we sink our teeth into (see what we did there?) 2015’s Bite. Brace yourselves, the term “Gallows mad” gets mentioned a couple times. Don’t forget our Frights & Pints charity event this weekend! Get on it. You can donate directly right here if you’d like to help out, and be entered to win a sweet prize pack! Now, we’re going to give you six new assholes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 69 duuuuuuuuude!
Get ready ’cause this shit is about to get heavy, we just settled all our lawsuits, ooooooooh Debbie, noooooooooo. Right now, there is a film in theaters whose name is on everyone’s lips. No we’re not talking about that big budget, Disney superhero flick. We’re talking about Green Room! We all have deep seeded, punk rock roots, and let me tell you, this movie is the real deal! Joined by the king of obscure references, Miguel Rodriguez (Horrible Imaginings Film Fest), we talk about what you gotta do to get by on the road, sitting down to pee, the appropriate time to apply war paint, desert island bands, mashup potential and a whole lot more. No one messes around wit’ my man, Leroy. I’m gonna cut you, white-meat! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 68!
I’m completely dumbfounded that we have only covered one Troma film in our three years as a show and we’re fixing that right meow! If you don’t know Troma then buckle up, buttercup! Troma films are jam packed with terrible acting, horrible plots, cringe worthy dialogue, tons of boobs and buckets of blood! This week’s film is no exception. We get our hands dirty with 2015’s
The Slashening and things get nanners (or taters if that floats your boat). We also talk about the aftermath of Texas Frightmare Weekend, Puppet Master news, more…fuckin…Ghostbusters (it’s not going away) and giggle at the new Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death trailer. Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 67!
Yes, we’re early. Don’t go getting too used to it. We may or may not be trying out a trial period of weekly episodes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? We are joined by Brian and Israel of the San Diego Metal Swap Meet to drink a TON of beer, talk about Jorge’s metal confusion, grassroots movements, terrible dinner parties, Tales From the Crypt as well as our “Tails From the Crypt” charity event, and we make an absolutely HUGE announcement about something that’s been in the works for the past year! Oh yeah, we also talk about that new movie The Invitation. But we all know that’s not why you came. You came for the bad jokes and the good lovin’. Let Jesus fuck you; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 65!
It’s been a long long time since we’ve done a monster movie, so we set out to remedy that early in 2016 with the over the top Feast!
We also welcome our first guest of the new year – he’s the curator of the Horrible Imagining’s film fest, and is doing his damnedest to bring horror back into the theaters, our buddy Miguel Rodriguez.
Does Chris do incredible impressions? Does Matt make us wonder why he’s even here? Does Jorge lose his shit…again? Tune in to find out. The answer is yes….yes to all the things. Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 58!
Clap your hands for your world famous Who Goes There Podcast, and feel the power! It’s a new year, yes it is! The things we put ourselves through for your enjoyment, you better appreciate this. We drag our holiday hangovers to the theater to see the first horror release of 2016: The Forest, oh boy. We take a moment to pay respect to a few recently departed, talk about Matt’s DICC, we circle jerk Hateful Eight, Jorge reaches a new level of frustration, Matt makes himself look like a pedo, we laugh, tell bad jokes, complain about various things, all old tricks for a new year. The ice cream is gonna be flyin’ fast and furious, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 57!
Don’t you just love the holidays? The time where you get holiday themed versions of everything you already loved? No? You hate it? Tough titties because this is our Christmas episode! We take a look at tons of useless stuff that you can buy for your ungrateful loved ones, Matt gets sentimental about the true meaning of Christmas, Jorge professes his love for online gaming, and we get a ten year old’s opinions of Michael Daugherty’s Krampus! Yeah, I don’t know why we didn’t do Santa’s Slay again either. Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 55!
Holy shit, it’s December already! Are you guys tired of Thanksgiving leftovers yet? You are? Well too bad! Because we’ve got a Thanksgiving episode for you, and there’s a turkey in it! Never have we done a movie that warns you on the box that there are boobs in the first second of the film! How can it be bad?! Oh, I dunno, by adding a talking, killer turkey! That’s right folks, we did Thankskilling! We talk about Jorge’s giblets, Chris’ thoughts on the episode he missed, turkey salad tossing, dog’s balls, a LOT of Alien news, what ELSE Jack Burton always says, and much more! Good night in the mornin’ Teddy! Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated. The ship will detonate in “T” minus ten minutes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 54!
Ah fall, Halloween is passed, pumpkin spice everything is being shoved down our throats and much like a virgin on prom night, Christmas is coming way too fast. Don’t put away your Halloween decorations yet, we still have a ton of fall horror television lingering around! Chris was in the middle of moving back to San Diego and couldn’t make the show, so we brought in our buddy Shaemus from the WWE (aka our buddy Joe) to help us take a look at some of the current fall lineup.
We discuss American Horror Story: Hotel, The Walking Dead season 6, Scream Queens, Ash vs The Evil Dead, and Hellevator in order to decide which is a full sized Snickers and which is an apple with a razor blade in it. We also touch on the tragic passing of Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) and Brandon Carlisle (Teenage Bottlerocket), some collector nerd stuff that you should be buying us, a quick look at Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth and Fallout 4, as well as a sweet track from Run The Jewels.
That’s the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 53!