Ep: 121 – Attack The Block – WGT

You know what? We love you guys. We love you so much that we decided to do back-to-back Patreon picks! This week we’re going all the way across the pond to merry ‘ole England to battle some big, alien, gorilla, wolf mother fuckers! That’s right, dummies! This week we’re doing 2011’s Attack The Block!

Jorge has been championing this movie for what seems like an eternity, and it’s finally time to sink our  glowing teeth into what some would call, “a modern classic”. We also discuss what our method for murder would be if we were slashers, a new video game inspired by The Thing, death by whipped cream, and we get some Sloppy Seconds on The Thing From Uranus.

Keep your shirt on, asshole. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 121!

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Ep 116: Don’t Kill It – WGT

Hear ye! Hear ye! Step right up and feast your aural skin flaps on episode 116 of the Who Goes There Podcast! This stunning episode on 201666’s Don’t Kill It is chock full of three part harmonies, alcohol abuse, Alien apprehension, flippant fuck flinging, the sounds of Susperia, and your daily dose of Dolph.

Dolph Lundgren plays a grizzled demon hunter who, through a string of bizarre murders, tracks an ancient demon to a sleepy mountain town. The Swedish Dong Hammer then proceeds to fuck everything warm and wet, all while carrying a big ass net. Yeah, buddy.

She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare. It’s actually the Who Goes There Podcast episode 116, and “We don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.”

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Ep 115: We Are The Flesh – WGT

Guys, I’m kind of worried that we may be…maturing. For the last four weeks we’ve had very serious conversations about very serious movies, and this week the movie is in Spanish. What the actual fuck?

In a last minute decision, (maybe we’re not maturing after all) we chose to do the 2016, Shudder exclusive We Are The Flesh. Without giving too much away, we had no idea that we were in for an unnerving, hyper sexual, mind fuck of a journey.

In addition to, whatever this film was, we talk about bloodshed at the ballpark, nightmares of the minuscule variety, penises, vaginas, and all that kinda thing.

I can’t come. I can’t come! You’re interrupting my concentration! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 115!

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Ep 113: A Serbian Film – WGT

We’ve all heard about it. We’ve all heard about what happens. We’ve all said “I don’t ever want to watch that!” Well, luckily not everyone who has Patreon haomies who can make them watch it. We’re talking about A Serbian Film.

The Patreon haomie, Jim “Little” Turk thought it would be funny to get us to sit through A Serbian Film, and for as bad as this movie’s reputation is, we feel like it sparked one of the best conversations we’ve had to date. This movie and this episode deal with some pretty intense content. You’ve been warned.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 113!

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Ep 112: Fire in the Sky – WGT

Does anyone older than 25 remember, in the early 90’s Fox was overrun by shows about aliens? It seemed like Fox just decided it wasn’t enough for everyone to simply “believe”; they wanted you to believe these skinny grey bastards were right outside your door!

Well, sometimes a child will watch to much of these shows and grow into a full blown nerd, much like our dear Jorge. Well Jorge has put his stubby little sci-fi cock into our hot horror pussy and we gave birth to a review on Fire in the Sky, a UFO abduction movie “based on actual events”. Right…

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I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 112!

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Ep. 106: Splinter – WGT

Que the confetti and streamers (clown cum?) episode 106 is here! We just chose a random movie off of horror streaming site Shudder, and that’s how we chose this episode, that’s it. Thank you lord baby Jesus, 8lb 4oz for we had a ton of fun with this episode!

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “man, I really wish someone would remake the Thing, but remove all the tension, use not as sweet of a monster, take out Kurt Russell, and stage it at a gas station.”? First, you’re wrong. Secondly, they did, dummy! Well, kind of. We’re discussing 2008’s shape shifting creature feature Splinter! How many penis jokes do we make in this episode? Probably a lot.

BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I’ve got you here for? You’re just like all the others – you’re nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 106!

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Ep 93: The Monster – WGT

maxresdefaultWell, Matt’s drunk. It’s been a while, but he’s pretty damn drunk. So be forewarned this episode is going to be kinda all over the place, and he’s gonna say “dawg” a lot.

We’re joined by DreadCentral colleague Ted, and WWE Superstar Sheamus (the haomie Joe) to talk about 2016’s The Monster. A tale of a mother and daughter on a statewide drive, and the only thing to listen to is 14 hours of Radio Disney!

We also talk Alien, Predator (not together), test out a new card game, have our first ever Who Goes There Lightning Round (what could this be?!) and…hillarity ensues?

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Welcome to primetime, bitch! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 93!

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Episode 78: Stranger Things ep 5-8 – Who Goes There Podcast

What’s happening, dummies? Summer is in full swing, the sun has been relentless, and the hottest show on the planet is back with part the second half of our 2 part episode on Stranger Things. (You can check out episode one here.)

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On this episode we drink a LOT of beers in celebration of Matt’s birthday, we get into the new Pumpkinhead remake, Matt makes some bold claims, we “surrender Dorothy” to the Bossfight, we discuss why so many horror fans seem to be wrestling fans and vice versa and the final four episodes of Stranger Things. Could Stranger Things be a Silent Hill sequel? Why the fuck did Nancy end up with Steve? Is Eleven alive? Was the dog behind everything? Hit download and find out! Where we’re going… we don’t need eyes to see; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 78. See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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Ep 77 Stranger Things – Who Goes There Podcast

JmkrQA8yWith Ghostbusters in theaters and the drama cooling down, there’s something new on everyone’s lips. No, not comic con, (but we’ll get to that) we’re talking about the new Netflix Original sci-fi/horror/drama Stranger Things. Rather than trying to cram 8 hours of content into an hour show we’re exploring the first 4 episodes this week, and the latter half next episode.

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Like Sergeant Harry Wells, we’re cramming it all in there! We do a brief comic con wrap-up, fanboy on Castlevania, get our first glimpse at some new cenobites, talk about a new fuckin Blair Witch film and a less than exciting Exorcist tv show. If that wasn’t enough, we explore what Bill Hick’s would think about Pokemon Go, Bates Motel gets cancer, and we hang in the garden with The Cure. If Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 77. See you next Tuesday… cunts.

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Six Demon Gab Premier – Pine Box Boys Interview

maxresdefaultHowdy kids, welcome to the first installment of Six Demon Gab! We get a lot of interview opportunities and never really knew what to do with them, and some end up being too long to be included in a regular episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, so we’ve created Six Demon Gab.

We’ll still have our regular show every two weeks, but now if we get a chance to talk to someone outside the show we’ll be able to bring you more awesome horror content! For our first installment, Chris had to clean his shorts (as he often does) as he sat down and talked with one of his favorite bands, stabbing enthusiasts The Pine Box Boys! We’d love to know what you think of the new addition to Who Goes There?

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