Ep241: Black Christmas 2019 – WGT

Despite being in my late thirties, not having any children, and living in a place that has never seen snow, I still love Christmas! I just love all the twinkling lights, the endless supply of baked goods, and the feeling of togetherness just warms my cold black heart.

In the spirit of togetherness, it appears the entire horror community has come together to shit all over the 2019 remake of Black Christmas. We may be fashionably late to the party, but we’re shimmying down your chimney with a big red sack full of thoughts and opinions! (Review starts at 24:24)

Sure, it’s sitting there under the tree, hastily wrapped, and falling apart at the seams, but despite the wrapping, this could be the best gift ever. It could also be a lump of coal, that Santa shat on, after eating a bag of sugar free candy. Guess there’s only one way to find out, huh?

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Ep 148: Inside (2017 Remake)

We’ve all heard the old saying, “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Well, I’m here to tell you that’s only partially true. It seems there is a third certainty that had been omitted from the original quote, “It is certain, if you enjoy a movie, at some point someone will remake that movie.” Now is the time when one of my favorite movies gets reimagined, “for an American audience”.

In the late 2000’s an explosion of “French extreme” horror films was released. Martyrs and or High Tension can often be found on any number of lists of the “most fucked up horror movies ever”. Unfortunately, the vastly superior Inside is often forgotten (as well as Frontier(s), but that’s a whole ‘nother rant). Now, ten years after it’s initial release, Inside has been Americanized. Don’t worry, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

Mommy says you’re not dead. Is that true? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 148!

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Who Goes There Podcast episode 42 – Poltergeist 2015

Untitled-607__1432619140_120.56.201.250We’ve been talking about the remake of the 1982 classic Poltergeist since we started our show two years ago. No, the movie is out and we’ve got thoughts and opinions galore! No Chris on this episode, but the always charming Alia joined us as we discuss what could be the make or break for a lot of upcoming horror remakes.

We’re hoping that from here on out, we will be posting our episodes every Monday. If you dig our show, why not thinking about making a donation? We’re poor and need beer. Do I look like a killer to you? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 42.

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Fox To Bring Back X-Files

X_Files_Wallpaper_by_inane_artWell, everything else is getting rebooted, remade, and sequelfied; why not The X-Files?

Following the success of Fox’s 24 limited series, the network is looking to bring back another iconic drama series, The X-Files. Fox TV Group chairman Gary Newman today confirmed chatter that the network is in talks for a new installment of Chris Carter’s cult supernatural drama, which starred David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. Newman went on to say he was “hopeful” about the outcome. Continue reading

Gremlins Reboot Dead in the Water

o-GREMLINS-facebookTwo years after it was revealed that Seth Grahame-Smith and producing partner David Katzenberg were developing a remake to Joe Dante’s classic Gremlins, it sounds as if the project is officially dead.

In a new interview with EW, Grahame-Smith explains that the project never came into fruition, and now all parties involved have moved onto other things. Continue reading

Poltergeist Remake Is Totally Going To Suck

194tvn6u6kw0gjpgEven though the new Poltergeist arrives this coming July 24th, we’ve yet to see any sort of art, let alone stills nor the trailer. We’ve already heard it’s going to be “more adventure than paranormal”, and now cast members continue to reveals small details from the reboot helmed by Gil Kenan.

The latest comes from Sam Rockwell, who spoke to Collider about the modern day take on the Steven Spielberg/Tobe Hooper classic. Continue reading

Escape From New York Reboot Back On

snake-plissken-chroniclesOk, so it’s not horror news, but Kurt Russell news will get just as much attention here, until the day comes where I’m not the only one doing news.

After years in development and a trip to turnaround, Fox has emerged from competitive bidding and closed a deal to remake the 1981 John Carpenter-directed cult classic Escape From New York, Deadline was the first to report.

Carpenter will be an executive producer and will exert creative influence over the project. Continue reading

Scream TV Show To Reenact Barrymore Death?

scary movie wazzupOne of the most infamous scenes in horror movie history came in 1996 when Drew Barrymore’s character was killed off in the opening moments of Wes Craven’s Scream. It was a shock in the fact that the audience thought Barrymore was the star of the slasher.

Now, almost 20 years later, MTV is preparing to launch “Scream” as a television series, with a new mask and a YouTube-centric plot. Continue reading

Critters To Star In New Digital Series

Critters-620x400The beloved Critters films will be the inspiration behind a new digital series!

Blue Ribbon Content – Warner Bros.’ new digital production division- revisits the world of the legendary New Line Cinema cult classic movie franchise, as a new batch of alien pests descends upon the planet. I still have nightmares about those little bastards coming out of the toilet.

This new digital series written by Michael Jelenic & Aaron Horvath (“Teen Titans Go!”)

Incredibly NSFW Trailer for Vampyres Remake

VAMPYRESFeatuJose Larraz’s 1974 UK/Spanish sex and death shocker Vampyres is one of the greatest Euro-erotic horror films of all time and the idea of remaking such a gritty, sensual gem is unthinkable. But Spanish director Victor Matellano (WAX) not only thought about it, he did it. After a year in production, Matellano’s Vampyres is done and FANGORIA has the first look at its ultra-hot and super bloody trailer! 

Like the original, the film finds a pair of bisexual, sadistic female vampires shacked up in a Gothic manor, where they lure men and women with promises of debauchery that always ends in orgasmic death. Continue reading