Ep215: Ma – WGT

Ahoy there, dorks! We’re back up in that ass with the resurrection! That’s just our fancy way of saying we’re back with another episode of hilarious horror hijinks…for your ass. This episode is pretty front loaded, so if you want to skip right to our thoughts on tonight’s film, skip to the 46:00 mark.

All of us here at Who Goes There are getting pretty tired of hearing the name “Blumhouse” before every cinematic horror release. When you hear “Blumhouse” you get a very clear idea of what type of film you’re about to see. Much like with Troma, and Full Moon, Blumhouse definitely has a “type” when it comes to the films they release. This week, we’ll be discussing 2019’s Ma to see if it’s as wild as a high school kegger, or if it’s “just another Blumhouse film.”

In addition to Ma we also give our thoughts on quite a few new releases, including Recovery, The Cleaning Lady, and The Silence. We’ve also got a heaping helping of horror news for ya; there was a lot to discuss this week.

It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 215 and it …probably contain more than 100,000,000,000 birds!

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Ep214: Brightburn – WGT

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… finally the end of the Marvel Cinematic Universe! I don’t know about you, but I have had it up to my tits with all of the superhero movies being shoved down our throats. For the last twelve years almost every film has been: weak villain attacks, fly, punch, celebrate, repeat. However, unlike zombies, the superhero genre has several ways of keeping itself feel fresh and interesting.

You may be asking yourself, “but how can superhero movies keep from feeling stale?”. To which I reply, “calm down, I’ll tell you! Have you learned nothing of how this works?” Superhero films can stay relevant by changing up the formula on occasion. For example they can make the super being a child, or make it a villain story, or in the case of Brightburn, you can do both! (Review starts at 21:30)

If that wasn’t enough to tickle your pickle, we also discuss our advance directives and how easily Alia could murder Matt. Rhett forgets this is a horror show again, Alia tries to relate everything to getting freaky, Jorge can’t even, it’s just another day at the Who Goes There Podcast.

Look to la luna; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 214!

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Ep213: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

For some reason, these days, everyone and their mom is a fan of serial killers and true crime. True crime podcasts are currently among the most successful shows available, even if they’re more known for their terrible jokes than their educational values. What lies deep inside of us that sparks this fascination for brutal murderers who commit unspeakable acts?

Guess what. You won’t find the answer to that here, because we’re better known for our terrible jokes than anything actually informative. We did however pull out our big fat opinions for the new Ted Bundy love letter, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil & Vile. (Review starts at 28:50)

If this wasn’t enough for you we also talk a little bit about the new show Chernobyl. There’s also some more talk of remakes and other horror news for your earholes.

A stupid witch who answers back, must BURN till her bones are black! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 213!

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Ep212: Black Summer – WGT

Let’s be honest, shall we? The majority of us now roll our eyes at the announcement of any new zombie movie or show. The Walking Dead has been shambling on for far too long, and has been dragging the corpse of interesting zombie media with it.

As summer draws ever closer, Netflix is hoping that the spring rains will have washed away the years of shitty-zombie-stink and has brought us Black Summer. (Review starts at 27:50) Did Netflix bite off more than it can chew with its ambitious zombie series? Will the scorching summer sun intensify the stench on the corpse of a once beloved sub-genre? Or will the dead rise once again to reclaim their spot at the top of the horror heap? Let’s find out!

You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 212!

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Ep211: The Curse of La Llorona – WGT

Happy Cinco de Mayo, pendejos! This is the one time of the year that Jorge reminds us all that he IS in fact Mexican. We’re throwing our kids in the creek and getting stupid as fuck with the newest jump scare extravaganza. Join us, as we cook Trader Joes carne asada, drink craft beer designed to look like Tecate, and listen to Mexican ska. Oh yeah, we’re also going to talk about The Curse of La Llorona. (Review starts at 30:55)

I normally go through an agonizing process of trying to find something fun, informative, or interesting to write here; not today. I’m on vacation in Belgium right now and have been trying to post this for two days. So in order to meet the required word count I’m just telling you this. This right here. Yup, all these things that I’m saying now are for the word count. Will anyone read it? Probably not, just don’t tell Barkan.

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Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! This here is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 211!

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Ep210: The Head Hunter – WGT

Every year, Matt and Alia come back from the Telluride Horror Show and there always seems to be one movie they absolutely rave about. Some movies, like 2018’s Aterrados, absolutely live up to the hype, while some like 2015’s They Look Like People do not.

Here we are again. Another year has passed, another film fest has come and gone, and this year the adorable duo were singing the The Head Hunter‘s praises from those snowy Telluride mountaintops. (Review starts at 24:42) In fact, Matt was quoted in the films trailer, calling The Head Hunter, “a gut punch of tension, horror, and dread”.

Can the film possibly live up to the massive amounts of praise showered upon it? Or will accounts of the film’s greatness prove to be just a fantasy?


I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. I am the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 210!

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Ep209: Pet Sematary 2019 – WGT

Welcome, to the first time this year we’ll be squabbling about yet another Stephen King remake! This time around, we’ll be discussing the brand new remake of 1989’s Pet Sematary. If you’ve been a listener of our show for a while now you may have heard our review of Pet Sematary 2. Seeing as how we never reviewed the original, this aught to make up for that, right? (Review starts at 47:27)

In addition to our to our carefully crafted colloquialisms, we also have a rather in depth conversation about why we want another Friday the 13th movie, and why slasher films in general are important. Jorge just doesn’t understand slashers, and we gotta take this little n00b to school.

Guys, it’s ok! He just wants his machete back! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 209!

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Ep208: Critters: A New Binge – WGT

Guys, we did it! We managed to wrangle in our dear friend Chris Franco for another episode! When we heard a new Critters TV show was in the works we immediately called Chris. Even better, you can stream Critters: A New Binge in its entirety over on Shudder. (Review starts at 48:00)

To be honest, I’m so happy with how this episode came out. I’ve wanted to get Chris and Rhett into the same room to wax poetic for quite some time. Let me just tell you, they did not disappoint. Sit back, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the insanity!

It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help, it knows too much already. It’s the WHO GOES THERE PODCAST episode 208!

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Ep207: Us – WGT

Whether you love him, or you hate him, there’s no denying that Jordan Peele is currently one of, if not the biggest name in horror cinema. Hot on the heels of his 2017 breakout hit Get Out, Peele is back with his sophomore effort Us. Has Jordan Peele managed to once again capture lightning in a bottle, or has the comedian turned horror director fallen victim to the dreaded sophomore slump? (Review starts at 41:30)

In order to prepare for the filming of Us, Jordan Peele had his stars watch a series of genre defining horror, so that they may fully understand what he expected of them. Likewise, we prepared for this episode, we drank… a lot.

In addition to unleashing our opinions on what many are already calling “the film of the year” we also talk about how much fun you can have by putting things in your butt. If that’s not your cup of tea we also discuss Devil May Cry 5, the newly announced Toxic Avenger remake, the Dark Tower tv show, and the #horror bullshit happening over at Instagram.

But you won’t understand me, you’ll never understand me! You’re too stupid! Quack! Quack! Quack! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 207!

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Ep206: Blood Sucking Freaks – WGT

Boy oh boy, do we have a treat for you nerds! This week we’re joined by the very funny comedian Ryan Shores to discuss the pinnacle of sophistication: the theatre. We’ll discuss how powerful the on stage performance can be, the grace and beauty of the ballet, and timeless works of art. In addition, we’ll also be discussing human dart boards, snuff as entertainment, mouth urinals, and lots and lots of boobs! You might be asking, “how on earth are they able to seamlessly cover such a wide range of topics?” Well, I’ll tell ya, Slappy. It’s all thanks to the cinematic masterpiece that is Blood Sucking Freaks!

Join us, as we bask in the glory of one of my all time favorite Troma releases, and keep someone from flying off the handle.

Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years – worst death ever. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 206!

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