Ep 91 – Evil Dead Remake – Who Goes There Podcast

evil-dead-evil-basement-chickIf you’re looking for a safe space, you’ve come to the wrong place! We’re taking souls and plugging holes on a new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. This week we’re joined by buddy Brandon “it’s pretty good” Loder, and walking adrenal gland, XestebanX for a little trip down memory lane.

This week we’re finally getting around to talking about the 2013 Evil Dead reboot, the plight of the modern straight edge, snowman rape, a special giveaway courtesy of the haomie Scarecrowoven, the launch of our new Patreon, Jorge comes to grips with his constantly changing body, and we listen to a brand new track from the incredible band Hours.

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Brace yourselves, next week, we lock our kids down in the basement, and burn their dreams straight to the ground. (That’s a teaser). It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 91!

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Ep. 90 – Hell House LLC – Who Goes There Podcast

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This week, our buddy and Dread Central cohort Ted joins us to talk about how kids make him Twitchy, Christmas comes early for Jorge, we see things no-one else can see, and talk about Hell House LLC. I saw this last year at Telluride Horror Show and have been waiting for it’s release ever since. Did it hold up? Did Jorge hate it? Is Pan’s Labyrinth boring? Download the episode to find out!

Oh, yeah. Weed is legal in California, and we’re a lot more funny if you’re high. Sooo….

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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 90!

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Ep 89: Society w/ Lauren Ashley Carter – Who Goes There

society-1989-01_medThis week, on a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, the universe shined one giant sunbeam on our collective ass. We’re joined by our favorite foul mouth, Lauren Ashley Carter (Jug Face, The Mind’s Eye, Darling).

If you’ve ever heard a “Lauren episode” before, you know there’s never a dull moment, and this time is no exception! We’ve got man hands, Junco Jeans, blow up dolls, greasy orgies, shunting, Oedipus complexes, and then we talk about 1989’s Society.

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What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 89!

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Ep 85: Rob Zombie’s 31 w/ David Agranoff – Who Goes There

8126b71dfe1ac82cb1df76668d4c58caLet it be known that the Who Goes There Podcast are gluttons for punishment. So what better way to follow up our Blair Witch episode, than with a film from Rob “I Put My Wife in All My Movies” Zombie? We’re joined by horror authors David Agranoff (Punk Rock Ghost Stories) and Anthony Trevino (King Space Void) to talk Rob Zombie’s 31 people eating, penis eating, pilot writing, Jamaican accents, facial close ups, and really taking it there! New York Matinee called it “a playful but mysterious little dish”; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 85! Seeeeee you next Wednesday…cunts.

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Ep 81 – Ghoulies Go To College w/ Batlords – WGT

2693712307_001Who’s blood is on the floor? Who’s knocking at the door? Man I really gotta know…why the fuck we did a film with a 3.5 IMDB rating. Yeah, 3.5. We turned our brains off and spent way too much time discussing Ghoulies Go To College. We’re joined by Stevie Dio from horror punk band Batlordsbecause he’s the haomie, he’s hilarious and Jorge “loves” talking about shitty movies.

So here we go, crushing beers, talking horror pornos, circle jerk Snakes on a Plane, sun tanned boobs in Final Destination, Anne Heche’s butthole and straight up possessions, dawg! We also spend a lot of time reminding Stevie that Batlords has a new album out and a new ep on the way, and Steve tells us where he thinks our bread and butter comes from. Steve is clearly an idiot. If we die, we die tonight; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 81. See you next Tuesday, cunts.

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Ep80 – Viral w/ Miguel Rodriguez – WGT

I’m just gonna go ahead and say this now, this episode is pretty damn NSFW. That’s all I’m gonna tell you. We’re joined by our good buddy Miguel to talk about his Horrible Imagining Film Fest (Sept 7-11 in San Diego), Jorge flips his position about liking shitty movies, we make fun of Kevin Bacon wanting to be Freddy Krueger, the new Evanescence record being straight fire, how ASU is shaping the future of America, and the 2016 PARASITE INFESTATION movie ViralThis howling is the most exciting thing I have ever heard; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 80.

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Ep 79 – Pitch Black – Who Goes There Podcast

53fdae58e861476b182b0cd6beade809_500x735One of the most pressing questions of our time is “how does Vin Diesel have an acting career”? Well, to answer that question we’re going back to the long ago time of 2000 to look at what is arguably his best movie yet. That’s right, fuckos; we’re talking Pitch Black! In all of it’s low talking, mumble mouth, knife wielding, androgyny laced, eyeball polishing, sun setting…existence.

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In addition to our, thought provoking, in depth analysis, we also break down Barb from Stranger Things, Matt showers love upon the new Mandy Moore movie, we talk the current ups and downs of the Friday the 13th franchise, offer a challenge to our listeners, feel the wrath of Pitch Black (the band). Oh, there’s more, there’s lots more. Wanna play a game? How many times does Matt bring up wrestling in some form? The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 79!

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Episode 78: Stranger Things ep 5-8 – Who Goes There Podcast

What’s happening, dummies? Summer is in full swing, the sun has been relentless, and the hottest show on the planet is back with part the second half of our 2 part episode on Stranger Things. (You can check out episode one here.)

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On this episode we drink a LOT of beers in celebration of Matt’s birthday, we get into the new Pumpkinhead remake, Matt makes some bold claims, we “surrender Dorothy” to the Bossfight, we discuss why so many horror fans seem to be wrestling fans and vice versa and the final four episodes of Stranger Things. Could Stranger Things be a Silent Hill sequel? Why the fuck did Nancy end up with Steve? Is Eleven alive? Was the dog behind everything? Hit download and find out! Where we’re going… we don’t need eyes to see; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 78. See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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Ep 77 Stranger Things – Who Goes There Podcast

JmkrQA8yWith Ghostbusters in theaters and the drama cooling down, there’s something new on everyone’s lips. No, not comic con, (but we’ll get to that) we’re talking about the new Netflix Original sci-fi/horror/drama Stranger Things. Rather than trying to cram 8 hours of content into an hour show we’re exploring the first 4 episodes this week, and the latter half next episode.

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Like Sergeant Harry Wells, we’re cramming it all in there! We do a brief comic con wrap-up, fanboy on Castlevania, get our first glimpse at some new cenobites, talk about a new fuckin Blair Witch film and a less than exciting Exorcist tv show. If that wasn’t enough, we explore what Bill Hick’s would think about Pokemon Go, Bates Motel gets cancer, and we hang in the garden with The Cure. If Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 77. See you next Tuesday… cunts.

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Episode 76 – Ghostbusters – Who Goes There Podcast

maxresdefaultIt’s been a long time coming, and it’s finally come to this. We’ve all talked about it, complained about it, some people have even gone as far as to send death threats to the director and actresses. Well here we go, we watched 2016’s Ghostbusters and boy do we have some thoughts and opinions!

Was it as bad as everyone thought it’d be? Does Melissa McCarthy make a thousand fart jokes? Is Jorge going to get his Melissa McCarthy as Slimer tattoo? Listen and find out. We also circle jerk the new Netflix show Stranger Things, give our thoughts on the first photo of Pennywise, and the latest casting announcement for American Gods. Matt shows off his “south bay” dialect, Jorge goes super saiyan and we bust some ghosts with Cancer Bats. You may be Robert to your friends but you’re fly shit to me! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 76!

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