Ep 88: Black Mirror – Who Goes There Podcast

6jw6vl_dDespite the insane week we’ve had, the episode came out on time! While we were getting ready to record this episode, we got to meet our neighbor at the studio. This awesome gentlemen brought us to his distillery and got us trashed off of various liquors straight out of the barrel! Be forewarned, this episode is a little goofy.

We talk about the season premier of The Walking Dead, pig fucking, and the spawn of Kurt Russell. We’ve also got news on an exclusive line of Funko horror toys, our new partnership with Pizza Port Brewing, snowman rape, the origin of evil, and Jorge and Bones tell us how they don’t have fun on Halloween.

Oh, yeah….after weeks of suggesting, we finally listened to Jorge and watched the British, sci-fi anthology Black Mirror, so that’s what we’re talking about, Black Mirror. If you let her escape, or allow them to get to her before you do, I’ll make you wish you *could* die. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 88!

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Ep 87 – The Alchemist Cookbook – Who Goes There Podcast

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It’s been awhile since we’ve been this… delirious? We sat around getting angsty and antsy for almost two hours before recording, and it turned out hilarious. Why, you ask? This shit right here, dawg… this is our first fuckin’ video episode!

Well, technically, this is the audio version, but soon after you read this, you should be able to watch us onscreen in our brand new Dread Central studio (check the Dread Central YouTube page).

We’ve got video game news on Dead by Daylight, Halloween, and Friday the 13th; Chris and Jorge wear matching t-shirts on our first ever video episode; and some of us have HATE for the 2016 Satan-co-starring, air guitar-playing in the woods, Doritos-eating The Alchemist Cookbook. Yeah, Alchemist, not Alchemist’s.

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If you have any Oedipal fantasies you’d like to indulge in, Billy, now’s the time! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 87!

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Ep 86 – Dog Soldiers – Who Goes There Podcast

dog-soldiers-wpuBoys become men, men become wolves. We become drunk and talk about horror movies! Such is the circle of life. That’s right, jerks! It’s that time of the bastard week for another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. We’re flapping our beautiful maws about our recent write up in Rue Morgue magazine, killer clowns, fupas, Dolph Lundgren, dolls come to life, probably some kind of penis/vagina talk, and the best werewolf movie of all time Dog Soldiers. New merch on the way, Frights and Pints on the horizon, dicks out for Harambe. Half gin and half vermouth. We’ll sprinkle the vermouth over a female toad and we’ll drink the gin; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 86! See you next Thursday…cunts.

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Ep 85: Rob Zombie’s 31 w/ David Agranoff – Who Goes There

8126b71dfe1ac82cb1df76668d4c58caLet it be known that the Who Goes There Podcast are gluttons for punishment. So what better way to follow up our Blair Witch episode, than with a film from Rob “I Put My Wife in All My Movies” Zombie? We’re joined by horror authors David Agranoff (Punk Rock Ghost Stories) and Anthony Trevino (King Space Void) to talk Rob Zombie’s 31 people eating, penis eating, pilot writing, Jamaican accents, facial close ups, and really taking it there! New York Matinee called it “a playful but mysterious little dish”; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 85! Seeeeee you next Wednesday…cunts.

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Ep 84 – Blair Witch w/ Adam Turk – Who Goes There Podcast

blair-witch-project-feature-imageWe really hope you jerks appreciate what we do for you. None of us actually wanted to see Blair Witch, but you nerds love when we do garbage, major horror releases. So here it is, the fuckin Blair Witch. Just know, I currently resent each and every one of you! We recorded this on Jorge’s birthday, and we’re joined by Adam Turk, the evil genius/Sasquatch behind Left Hand Black (tattoo shop) to talk creature features, horror business, Turk’s unwavering love of short, shirtless Italian guys, the Gathering of the Juggalos, Turk steers us into a stupid agreement, we reveal the details of Frights & Pints 8 and we tease a special announcement! I wish someone would throw this fuckin movie into a lake, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 84!

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Ep83: The Greasy Strangler – WGT

the-greasy-strangler-4_1_origBullshit artist! We just survived 5 days of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest and we have a lot to talk about! We’re joined by the haomie Jon Condit from DreadCentral to recap all the highs, lows, and late beer fueled nights from the fest. Then hold on to your mouse heads because shit is about to get greasy! That’s right, you hootie tootie disco cuties! We saw The Greasy Strangler and we shot 6 ropes and dribbled out a little of the clear stuff! Don’t be a dildo, give it a download! This morning she was inside a coffin at the funeral home, and now she’s here in my kitchen! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 83! See you next Tuesday, cunts.

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Ep 82 Don’t Breathe – Who Goes There Podcast

dc-cover-9tk1j3d71c1iiefr9qtuvstgd7-20160903011142-mediHope you all enjoyed your Labor Day weekend, we’ve been laboring over putting this episode together. You should feel special. You’re not, but you should feel special anyway. We’ve got a full house as the guys are joined by the lovely, potty mouth Alia, the homie Bones, and some vegan guy named Mike to discuss the box office smash that is Don’t Breathe. I’m actually not going to tell you anything else about the episode, because it’s fuckin great and you don’t bury the lead. Meet me at the waterfront, after the social, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 82! See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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Ep 81 – Ghoulies Go To College w/ Batlords – WGT

2693712307_001Who’s blood is on the floor? Who’s knocking at the door? Man I really gotta know…why the fuck we did a film with a 3.5 IMDB rating. Yeah, 3.5. We turned our brains off and spent way too much time discussing Ghoulies Go To College. We’re joined by Stevie Dio from horror punk band Batlordsbecause he’s the haomie, he’s hilarious and Jorge “loves” talking about shitty movies.

So here we go, crushing beers, talking horror pornos, circle jerk Snakes on a Plane, sun tanned boobs in Final Destination, Anne Heche’s butthole and straight up possessions, dawg! We also spend a lot of time reminding Stevie that Batlords has a new album out and a new ep on the way, and Steve tells us where he thinks our bread and butter comes from. Steve is clearly an idiot. If we die, we die tonight; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 81. See you next Tuesday, cunts.

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Ep80 – Viral w/ Miguel Rodriguez – WGT

I’m just gonna go ahead and say this now, this episode is pretty damn NSFW. That’s all I’m gonna tell you. We’re joined by our good buddy Miguel to talk about his Horrible Imagining Film Fest (Sept 7-11 in San Diego), Jorge flips his position about liking shitty movies, we make fun of Kevin Bacon wanting to be Freddy Krueger, the new Evanescence record being straight fire, how ASU is shaping the future of America, and the 2016 PARASITE INFESTATION movie ViralThis howling is the most exciting thing I have ever heard; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 80.

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Ep 79 – Pitch Black – Who Goes There Podcast

53fdae58e861476b182b0cd6beade809_500x735One of the most pressing questions of our time is “how does Vin Diesel have an acting career”? Well, to answer that question we’re going back to the long ago time of 2000 to look at what is arguably his best movie yet. That’s right, fuckos; we’re talking Pitch Black! In all of it’s low talking, mumble mouth, knife wielding, androgyny laced, eyeball polishing, sun setting…existence.

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In addition to our, thought provoking, in depth analysis, we also break down Barb from Stranger Things, Matt showers love upon the new Mandy Moore movie, we talk the current ups and downs of the Friday the 13th franchise, offer a challenge to our listeners, feel the wrath of Pitch Black (the band). Oh, there’s more, there’s lots more. Wanna play a game? How many times does Matt bring up wrestling in some form? The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 79!

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