Ep301: March Madness: Best Horror Film of 2010’s Part 2 – WGT

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Sup, nerds. At the time of this episode posting it is still March, and we’re mad as hell about it! If you’re living under a rock and missed episode 300 I’ll bring your simple brain up to speed. For episode 300 we’re putting the best films of the 2010’s head to head in a single elimination tournament! “Fuck yeah!” is right, buddy!

After extensive bickering, we’ve got the field down to a (thrilling?) thirty-two! Tune in this week and see who shall sit upon the throne of 2010’s horror supremacy, as decided by three complete morons.

Not everything that moves, breathes, and talks is alive.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 301!

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Ep300: Best Film of the 2010’s

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Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, and we want to do something hella tight. So we did.

As horror fans, we all sit around and argue about what horror film we think is the best. With so much focus being wasted on the 80’s and 90’s, we want to pay tribute to the best RECENT horror films.

Yeah, obviously we do this masturbatory song and dance at the end of every year. Don’t be such a nay-sayer. Fuck, man! We’re doing something new and fun here. Do you really need to poo-poo on everything?

Well, despite you trying to ruin our fun, we’re here to make a ton of you goofs cry. We arbitrarily rating, ranking and critiquing all of your favorite films from the last ten years. Just, you know, don’t “at” us. Because we really don’t care. Suck it, nerds.

I said, “suck it, nerds”. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 300!   

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Ep299: Saint Maud

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Salutations, suckers! The time is nigh! After waiting for nearly an entire year the holy spirit has blessed(?) us with the long awaited new release from A-24! We’re down on our knees, filling ourselves, not only with the love of the Lord, but with the bounty of Saint Maud. (Review at 25:55)

Being an A-24 release, many will say the film is bound to be “all style, and no substance”, or “overly long and kind boring”. Some people have been singing it’s praises from on high long before the film was actually released. Gather ’round, ye children. We’re here to part the seas of bullshit and tell you all about Saint Maud. After extensive research I can tell you, the film is less than 90 minutes long. Subvert. Expectations.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 299!

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Ep298: Wrong Turn 2003 & 2021

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What’s good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we’re doing that. You’re welcome.

In 2003 we got Wrong Turn, a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie would go on to spawn 1,621 straight to video sequels that no one cared about. This brings us to 2021, with a group of idiot teenagers, fresh off the cover of the brochure for Diversity University, being killed off one by one. (Review at 41:31)

My, oh my, how the times have changed. But, like have they, dude?

It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 298!

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Ep297: Willy’s Wonderland

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Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his “ability to just throw himself into a roll”. Imagine what it would be like if he could just go “full Cage”.

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don’t think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don’t think he’s that “quirky”. You may disagree, and ultimately I don’t care, but we gon’ see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy’s? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is “definitely not a FNAF movie”, and it’s called Willy’s Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That’s right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let’s see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

Willy’s Wonderland – Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=emb_title CR: Screen Media Films

I’ll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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Ep296: The Reckoning – WGT

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Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time.

We’re jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he’s been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time.

Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he’s made two of the best horror films of the early 2000’s, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45)

So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn’t have to be this way, Neil.

I am not breaking radio silence just cos’ you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.  It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 296!

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Ep295: Psycho Goreman – WGT

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Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don’t deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn’t be giving you a damn thing.

Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, “yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!”? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you’re not wrong. For this reason we decided to see what happens when aliens stop being polite, and start being real.

Please ensure your fupa is stowed securely in the overhead compartment; we’re going to space! We hope you enjoy our visit with Psycho Goreman. Actually, we don’t give a flying fuck what you think. But the review starts at 18:30.

She was good for months… until she lost her head over the Who Goes There Podcast episode 295!

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Ep294: Angel Heart – WGT

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Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do.

This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very own resident android has celebrated his activation day, ad we decided to let him pick the movie we would review. In true Rhett fashion, he picked… well… he picked Angel Heart. (Review at 33:55) Yeah, I know, right? Tune in to see how that went.

If you were a member of our patreon, today you would also be getting an episode on the 2004 gay slasher film Hellbent. That shit, that’s good shit.

Don’t be a gazooney! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 294!

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Ep293: Split Second – WGT

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Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, “I really don’t care. Just tell me what to watch.” Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the morose motherfucker.

This week we review a film that watched every single action and sci-fi movie from the 80’s and thought, “what happens if you put them all in a blender and let Rutger Hauer shit into the blender?” The answer, is Split Second. Yeah, you know where we’re going: awkward sex, aliens, cheesy one-liners, and machismo oozing out the fundillo.

With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. Such is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 293!

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Ep292: 2020 Year In Review – WGT

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Are you ready, nerds? Because we’re about to hurt a lot of feelings. That’s right, it’s time for our much beloved year in review episode! It’s no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We’re counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until only one stand atop the mountain declaring itself the best film of the worst year!

Very little bullshit to go around, we’re getting right into the meat and potatoes of things. Tune in next week when things get real stupid and we go back to the 90’s for Split Second.

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