What’s up, dorks? I apologize for the episode being late, it has been quite the week. Even now I am fresh out of surgery with blood trickling down my asscrack, doped up and trying to see straight. You know what they say, “The show must go on”.
Which is the mantra of one Leslie Vernon. Leslie is the star of tonight’s feature. He faked his death as a young boy, only to come back many years later to terrorize yours neighborhood. And who soever shall be found, without a V-card, getting down, must stand and face a mask so green or be crushed by an apple press machine. And though you’ll fight to stay alive, you still may need a surgeon; for no mere mortal can escape The Rise of Leslie Vernon.
The movie is Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, that’s the movie we’re doing. You know, in case it’s not obvious.
It’ll be much less terrifying if you just come to me, while I cum to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 307!
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