Ep347: The Lost Boys – WGT

Look, before you say anything, we don’t want to hear it. Don’t “at” us, bro. We’re doing a beloved horror classic, and many of you mouth-breathing jabronis will have some kind of feedback for us. We don’t care.

This week, we’re talking about The Lost Boys. Has Jorge told you his Corey Feldman story? We’re joined by the haomie Jacob (aka Cthulhu Christ) to once again bite into yet ANOTHER vampire movie.

But wait! There’s more! My good friend Lacey celebrated her birthday this passed weekend and she always liked when we played some sort of game. So, for her birthday we’re playing a lightning round of horror Trivial Pursuit. For all of you who ask yourselves, “do these guys even like horror movies?”, here is proof that we don’t. Happy birthday, Lacey! You’re fuckin awesome! Thanks for being a patreon subscriber for over 5 years!

Suck it, nerds.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. 

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Ep346: X – WGT

Well, well, well, here we are again. Every so often a film comes along with such a high level of buzz that it is guaranteed to divide the horror community. Allow us to introduce 2022’s X. Long before it’s release the hyperbole and outlandish comparisons to highly regarded classics were thrown out as freely as Halloween candy.

Does live up to the hype? How does such a high level of anticipation and comparison to other films affect the way films are perceived? More importantly, does it suck? Tune in and find out. Ya idiot.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram

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Ep345: Hellbender – WGT

Remember the Partridge Family? You know those dorks from before we were born? They are/were(?) a family band that drove around in a school bus and played inoffensive music. There’s a family in upstate NY that does the same thing but with horror movies.

I don’t mean they’re inoffensive, (or do I) but more that they are a family that does everything for their films, themselves. They write, direct, act, all of it! This week we discuss their latest film Hellbender. Oh, boy.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep344: Texas Chainsaw Massacre – WGT

Well, here we are again. We’ve gathered together, sat around this table to discuss yet another, horror remake/reboot/re-imagining. This time the resurrection is being produced by Fede Alvarez, that’s good right? Look at what he did with Evil Dead. SURELY he could revitalize the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, right? There’s no way this could be terrible…right?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep343: Thirst – WGT

Aloha, dum-dums. We hope you’ve enjoyed spending vampire month with us. Hopefully it didn’t… suck! Get it?! Anyway, this month we covered a much beloved horror classic, an 80’s awkward 80’s decent into madness and fuckin Blade 2. To shake things up we’re doing a serious, Korean, vampire movie. Because we have range. You stupid idiots.

Here’s Thirst. You don’t deserve it. Oh yeah, ever heard of Old Boy? Yeah, same director. Get on it.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep342: Blade 2 – WGT

February may have just come to an end, but Vampire month continues to suck! If you’ve followed our show for any prolonged period of time then you’re aware of how things work around here.

Week after week we subject Jorge to movies that he’ll dislike more often than not. When we feel that he’s finally at his breaking point we’ll attempt to appease him by reviewing a movie we think he loves. We then subsequently shit all over it, but our hearts are in the right place.

This is the sole reasoning behind including Blade 2 in our Vampire month programming. Tune in next week as we wrap up this month’s theme with 2009’s Thirst.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep341: Vampire’s Kiss – WGT

Oh it’s still February? You don’t say! Well, looks like we’re still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway.

This week we’re going back to where it all started. We’re doing Cage at his most unhinged! That’s right! We’re talking mother fuckin Vampire’s Kiss!

Is it hot ass trash that isn’t actually any good, but it’s “Cage doing Cage” so we have to love it? Or is it actually a misunderstood, understated gem from the 80’s? I guess you will have to dedicate an hour or so to finding out, won’t you?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

Ire’s kiss

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Ep340: Near Dark – WGT

It’s February already and you know what that means. It’s time for Valentine’s Day! The one time of the year we feel compelled to show love by buying over-priced bullshit that ends up eaten or thrown away within days,

Yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. You know what else sucks? Vampires. So we’re doing an entire month of sucky(?) vampire movies! This week, we’re doing Near Dark. Most (all?) of us hadn’t seen this well regarded classic before. Buckle up, nerds!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep339: Scream 2022 – WGT

Well, 2022 is already fast at work being a giant dick. Sickness has run wild through the WGT camp, so we’ve taken some much needed time off. Anyway, we watched Scream 2022. Oooooooh, buddy! Buckle up. That’s all I’m writing. I’m tired.

 I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.
Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep338: Scream (1996) – WGT

My eyes are covered, colored with blood. Tell me why I don’t lie. A cold wind blows; I feel the eyes on me. All the pain flowing through my veins. 

My tied up hands are getting numb. Everyone throws stones at me, but I can’t escape. This isn’t fun at all. Who is this for? Someone please tell me. On the burning path of fire now. 

Please I don’t want to Scream (1996). Spreading in the darkness scream. 

Tricks behind the mask, ridiculous freaks, the growing hatred gives birth to random targets. I swallow up the burning thirst but hypocrisy says isn’t my fault. The end is sitting at the end of a cliff. And I’ll be a choice that only remains. 

Words that cut like a sharp knife, dig deep into scars, but the breath won’t stop. I can’t figure any of it out. Who is this for? Someone please tell me, in this rising smoke now. 

Please I don’t want to scream. (Devil eyes come, eyes open, eyes open) After everyone left I’m opening my eyes, all traces have disappeared. Can’t believe me. 

Don’t be sad, no more. For me no more. Uh huh. Forget everything you saw. Believe that nothing happened. One by one, everyone goes crazy. 

I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.
Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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