Do you know why Santa Claus can’t have babies? Because he only cums once a year, and that’s down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho, haomies! The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means: Christmas themed horror movies! Fear not, children. This is the only Christmas movie we’ll be covering this year, and it’s a doozy!
We’ve been hearing about Better Watch Out (aka Safe Neighborhood) for quite a while now. How can you not be excited for a movie that’s being called “a horror Home Alone”? Is it really a fun, creative romp in the snow? Is it really a horror movie? What’s REALLY in Santa’s sack? Hit download and find out now!
Oh, why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge. So will the Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!
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