Ep371: VHS99 – WGT

(Review starts at 17:30)

Evenin’, bitches! Tonight we’re gonna talk shit like it’s 1999! That’s right, jerky-tits! The Who Goes There Podcast is once again time traveling back to the 1990’s! That means it’s time for an episode jam packed with JNCO jeans, Collective Soul songs, and your-mom jokes!

While some of that may be true, we’re definitely going to discuss four or five short films, crammed into a five pound sack if ya know what I mean. That’s right; it’s time to tackle 2022’s V/H/S/99.

I may not be a huge fan of anthology films, but V/H/S/99 reaffirmed the fact that I would much rather watch 5 20 minute films vs one two-hour film.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep370: Speak No Evil – WGT

Review starts at 19:36

Ahoy there, IDIOTS! Look, it’s not secret that as we get older it becomes harder and harder to make friends. Count yourself lucky if somehow the weight of the world hasn’t completely crushed your spirit by the time you’re thirty. What, with it’s bills, and responsibility, and literally everything sucking. If you’ve still somehow got some will to live in ya, you’ve probably shit out a few kids, making it damn near impossible to have any sort of meaningful connection with anyone not living under the same roof as you.

Enter the 2022 Dutch/Danish film Speak No Evil. A stark look at what exactly we’re willing to overlook in the name of friendship as a miserable, old, fuck. Also, have you ever seen the awesome 80’s film from 1991 called The People Under The Stairs? The writers of this film sure as shit have. Come, you listen.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Instagram.

Ep369: Terrifier 2 – WGT

Review starts at 23:20

Beep-beep! You knuckle dragging, nut huggers! By now you’ve all heard the hype surrounding 2022’s Terrifier 2. “People are puking and fainting in the theater!” “Not for the faint of heart.” “The most fucked-up movie you’ll see all year!”

Now hold on just a darn minute. Now I love my blood and gore just as much as the next red-blooded patriot. I also absolutely adore hyperbole and exaggeration. But you’re making some awful big claims there. You absolute crazy bastards, you.

Fear not, my little grease-painted goofballs! The Who Goes There Podcast is here for you, yet again. We’re sitting through the entirety of this TWO AND A HALF HOUR slasher flick to let you know if this big-top of blood-soaked brutality is worth the price of admission, or if you’re better off sticking to the cotton candy and ring toss.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee (and inspired by Persona 5). Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Instagram.

Ep368: Halloween Ends – WGT

Review starts at 17:33

It’s time. We’ve got your messages, we’ve read your letters, and we have accepted the sacrifice of your first born child. Now is the time for you receive your reward. Here is our review of Halloween Ends!

Oo-de-lolly, folks! This is it. This is what we’ve been building to for 44 years! Through the ups and downs we have persevered as a fandom, and as a community, and now we gather together to witness the final showdown between good and evil. Or maybe we won’t. Maybe we’ll just bring on a new host. Then we can talk to them for over half of the show. Maybe then we’ll realize we need an ending and shoehorn a discussion about a film. 

What was I talking about? Oh, right. Halloween Ends. I mean, if the writers and directors forgot they were doing a Halloween film, it’s not so bad if I forget too. Right?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Instagram.