Ep342: Blade 2 – WGT

February may have just come to an end, but Vampire month continues to suck! If you’ve followed our show for any prolonged period of time then you’re aware of how things work around here.

Week after week we subject Jorge to movies that he’ll dislike more often than not. When we feel that he’s finally at his breaking point we’ll attempt to appease him by reviewing a movie we think he loves. We then subsequently shit all over it, but our hearts are in the right place.

This is the sole reasoning behind including Blade 2 in our Vampire month programming. Tune in next week as we wrap up this month’s theme with 2009’s Thirst.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep341: Vampire’s Kiss – WGT

Oh it’s still February? You don’t say! Well, looks like we’re still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway.

This week we’re going back to where it all started. We’re doing Cage at his most unhinged! That’s right! We’re talking mother fuckin Vampire’s Kiss!

Is it hot ass trash that isn’t actually any good, but it’s “Cage doing Cage” so we have to love it? Or is it actually a misunderstood, understated gem from the 80’s? I guess you will have to dedicate an hour or so to finding out, won’t you?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

Ire’s kiss

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Ep340: Near Dark – WGT

It’s February already and you know what that means. It’s time for Valentine’s Day! The one time of the year we feel compelled to show love by buying over-priced bullshit that ends up eaten or thrown away within days,

Yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. You know what else sucks? Vampires. So we’re doing an entire month of sucky(?) vampire movies! This week, we’re doing Near Dark. Most (all?) of us hadn’t seen this well regarded classic before. Buckle up, nerds!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep339: Scream 2022 – WGT

Well, 2022 is already fast at work being a giant dick. Sickness has run wild through the WGT camp, so we’ve taken some much needed time off. Anyway, we watched Scream 2022. Oooooooh, buddy! Buckle up. That’s all I’m writing. I’m tired.

 I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.
Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Ep338: Scream (1996) – WGT

My eyes are covered, colored with blood. Tell me why I don’t lie. A cold wind blows; I feel the eyes on me. All the pain flowing through my veins. 

My tied up hands are getting numb. Everyone throws stones at me, but I can’t escape. This isn’t fun at all. Who is this for? Someone please tell me. On the burning path of fire now. 

Please I don’t want to Scream (1996). Spreading in the darkness scream. 

Tricks behind the mask, ridiculous freaks, the growing hatred gives birth to random targets. I swallow up the burning thirst but hypocrisy says isn’t my fault. The end is sitting at the end of a cliff. And I’ll be a choice that only remains. 

Words that cut like a sharp knife, dig deep into scars, but the breath won’t stop. I can’t figure any of it out. Who is this for? Someone please tell me, in this rising smoke now. 

Please I don’t want to scream. (Devil eyes come, eyes open, eyes open) After everyone left I’m opening my eyes, all traces have disappeared. Can’t believe me. 

Don’t be sad, no more. For me no more. Uh huh. Forget everything you saw. Believe that nothing happened. One by one, everyone goes crazy. 

I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.
Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep337: Year in Review 2021 – WGT

Happy New Year, you knuckle dragging neanderthals! We know you were really thinking and praying once the clock struck midnight and 2021 was behind us so too would be your troubles. Fat chance! In fact, NOTHING CHANGES!

In order to really hammer home the point that time is a man made construct, we’re discussing the best and worst movies to come out last year. No looking forward to the future here, we’re dwelling on the past, and you’re coming with us!

Look at it this way, since it’s now 2022, you have another 51 episodes of Who Goes There to look forward to this year!

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep336: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 – WGT

Ho, ho, ho, dummies! We know most of you jabronies are probably still nursing your new years hangover, but we’re still on that Christmas shit! It just so happens that this year, Christmas falls on GARBAGE DAY!

That’s right! We’re going deep into Santa’s sack and pulling out Silent Night Deadly Night2! You’re definitely not ready.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep335: Salo (120 Days of Sodom) – WGT

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you hoping for a joyous Christmas full of yule tide cheer? Well, you’re in lu- SYKE!!! Buckle up, buttercups because we’re coming at ya with a steaming mound of filth!

Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we’ve taken quite a liking to covering disgusting, depraved movies around the time of everyone’s favorite seasonal cash grab. We know you’ve all heard about the movie, the whispers in the school yard of “I hear they make them eat poop”. Yeah, they do eat poop, and so much more!

We know you’ve been naughty all year, so get on your knees, dog. We’re talking Salo!  a.k.a. 120 Days of Sodom (they mean butt stuff).

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep334: Lawnmower Man – WGT

Buckle up, nerds! We’re going for a ride on the information super highway! Remember when the internet was new and super scary? Well it’s still super scary, but at least now we can look back at how stupid we were.

We’re jacking in and… talking about Lawnmower Man.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

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Ep333: Ghostbusters: Afterlife – WGT

Well, here we are again. We’re sat here once again to debate whether or not another Ghostbusters is actually necessary. After the monumental clusterfuck that was the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, old fans and new were hoping we’d seen the last of the once beloved franchise. Just because you fuck a dead horse more than once doesn’t make it ok.

But hey, now we’re getting Paul Rudd and the kid from Stranger Things so that’s cool. Surely both of them will be used in roles that make sense, impact the story and restore glory to the franchise most of us loved as children. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love.

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