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Ep 113: A Serbian Film – WGT

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We’ve all heard about it. We’ve all heard about what happens. We’ve all said “I don’t ever want to watch that!” Well, luckily not everyone who has Patreon haomies who can make them watch it. We’re talking about A Serbian Film.

The Patreon haomie, Jim “Little” Turk thought it would be funny to get us to sit through A Serbian Film, and for as bad as this movie’s reputation is, we feel like it sparked one of the best conversations we’ve had to date. This movie and this episode deal with some pretty intense content. You’ve been warned.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 113!

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Ep 112: Fire in the Sky – WGT

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Does anyone older than 25 remember, in the early 90’s Fox was overrun by shows about aliens? It seemed like Fox just decided it wasn’t enough for everyone to simply “believe”; they wanted you to believe these skinny grey bastards were right outside your door!

Well, sometimes a child will watch to much of these shows and grow into a full blown nerd, much like our dear Jorge. Well Jorge has put his stubby little sci-fi cock into our hot horror pussy and we gave birth to a review on Fire in the Sky, a UFO abduction movie “based on actual events”. Right…

Fire in the Sky

I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 112!

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Ep 111: The Void – WGT

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The time is finally upon us! No, not your moms $1.50 handjob special; The Void is out! We’ve been looking forward to this movie for quite a while! I mean, how can you not get excited for a movie that boasts “Like Stranger Things got drunk and made out with Event Horizon”?!

On the other hand, from the jump this movie has made a lot of bold claims, and has a lot of hype around it, and you know how we feel about hype. Does this movie live up to it? Do we make Producer Shane cry? Does Jorge think “the void” is in reference to where his hair used to be?

I am not a cynic, Frank! I like to think of myself as a nasty bitch; It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 111!

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Ep 110: The Devil’s Candy aka The Devil’s Donut

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In an attempt to keep things exciting, we’ve been doing a lot to avoid trailers here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Recently we all saw a trailer for a film called The Devil’s Candy and thought, “That looks bad ass! We should do an episode!” and here we are.

It seems like a safe bet, right? I mean, the devil must have some killer candy if he’s able to lure the likes of J.F.K., Emmanuel Lewis, and Lawrence Welk down there. Well fuckos, we watched The Devil’s Candy while doing the devil’s dandruff. Buckle up.

I am going to be miserable here. There’s no swimming pool, there’s no shopping malls, there’s no cable. Bet you don’t even have a TV. This sure ain’t Beverly Hills; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 110!

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Ep 108: Death Machine – WGT

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You know the strange relationship you have with your parents? You really do love them, but sometimes you just like to fuck with them because they get so worked up? I think our Patreon subscribers want to have that kind of relationship with us. We’re sure they mean well, but those guys pick some real…interesting films for us to review.

This month’s Patreon pick comes from the twisted mind of haomie: James Thompson. James thought it would be awesome if we reviewed 1994’s Death Machine; at least one of us thought it would be awesome.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 108!

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Ep 107: Vampire Hunter D – w/ Ryan Reidy of Condemned

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You know what’s better than talking horror movies with your buddies? When a childhood friend joins in on the fun. That’s right, fuckos! The haomie Dimes (Ryan Reidy) from death metal band Condemned is in the house to suck peach flavored robot dick, and talk about Condemneds new album, His Divine Shadow!

We wanted to do an animated movie for once, and when our first choice turned out to be a dud, we took a trip down memory lane with Vampire Hunter D! Join us while we flip flop on our beliefs, make fun of each other, rest on our laurels, and Dimes chimes in every now and again to remind us the Ninja Scroll was better.

I’ll fuckin’ finish you off faster than a fuckin’ birthday cake at a fat chick’s fuckin’ birthday party! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 107!

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Ep. 106: Splinter – WGT

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Que the confetti and streamers (clown cum?) episode 106 is here! We just chose a random movie off of horror streaming site Shudder, and that’s how we chose this episode, that’s it. Thank you lord baby Jesus, 8lb 4oz for we had a ton of fun with this episode!

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “man, I really wish someone would remake the Thing, but remove all the tension, use not as sweet of a monster, take out Kurt Russell, and stage it at a gas station.”? First, you’re wrong. Secondly, they did, dummy! Well, kind of. We’re discussing 2008’s shape shifting creature feature Splinter! How many penis jokes do we make in this episode? Probably a lot.

BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I’ve got you here for? You’re just like all the others – you’re nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 106!

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Ep 105: Get Out – WGT

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Oh boy. Don’t you just love when a movie comes along that blows everyone away? Isn’t it a wonderful occurrence when the entirety of humanity can join together and sing the praises of a masterpiece? Well this ain’t no fuckin fairytale, and as long as the Who Goes There Podcast is around, “everyone” loving a movie is an impossibility!

Yeah. Fuck what you like. We’re catching a fade with the #haomie Mick Shear to sink our teeth in critical fap fodder: Get Out. What did the fellas think of Jordan Peele’s feature film directorial debut? What is Amazon doing to independent horror? What happened to Baby Jane?

I’m making a turtleneck for my turtle; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 105!

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Ep 104: Monster Brawl – WGT

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It’s all for you, Dion! It’s all for you! This week’s movie was chosen by Patreon haomie, Dion Collins; a good kid, with clearly great taste in podcasts. If you would like a chance to pick which movie we review, become a subscriber at Patreon.com/whogoestherepodcast!

Ever wonder which who would win in a fight between the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster? Have you ever wanted to see a witch do a dropkick? Do you miss Jimmy Hart obnoxiously yelling while the voice of god does Mortal Kombat style voiceovers? No? Oh…well then you probably would like Monster Brawl. But you should download the episode anyway.

No, no, no, no. This isn’t right. This is nothing. This is shit! Where’s the impact? It’s just a goddamn Buffalo, it’s just the goddamn Who Goes There Podcast episode 104!

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Ep 103: The Gate w/ Scarecrowoven

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We’re a big bunch of softies here at the Who Goes There Podcast. We love our haomies, we love puppies, and cuddles and walks down memory lane. We also like a pinky in the ole’ fudge factory on occasion, but that’s irrelevant.

We’re taking one of those walks down memory lane with one of our good haomies ScarecrowOven to circle jerk all over 1987’s “mysterious hole in the backyard” flick The Gate! In addition, Jason’s out, Michael and Kenny are fuckin in! Waxworks wakes the beast, Fango folds, and fat folk make fabulous fucks! What?

Well John it’s been fun but I got to go. I have a date with a 6 year old boy and you have a date with death! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 103!

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