Who Goes There Podcast ep 53 – Fall TV Roundup

tumblr_lld5t5tNRS1qdw3cdo1_1280Ah fall, Halloween is passed, pumpkin spice everything is being shoved down our throats and much like a virgin on prom night, Christmas is coming way too fast. Don’t put away your Halloween decorations yet, we still have a ton of fall horror television lingering around! Chris was in the middle of moving back to San Diego and couldn’t make the show, so we brought in our buddy Shaemus from the WWE (aka our buddy Joe) to help us take a look at some of the current fall lineup.

We discuss American Horror Story: Hotel, The Walking Dead season 6, Scream Queens, Ash vs The Evil Dead, and Hellevator in order to decide which is a full sized Snickers and which is an apple with a razor blade in it. We also touch on the tragic passing of Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) and Brandon Carlisle (Teenage Bottlerocket), some collector nerd stuff that you should be buying us, a quick look at Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth and Fallout 4, as well as a sweet track from Run The Jewels.

That’s the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 53!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 52 – Tales of Halloween

Tales-of-Halloween-New-PosterHalloween has come and gone, we all drank too much, got a little slutty and filled our bellies with enough sugar to kill a small horse (bye bye lil’ Sebastian). We woke up from our sugar comas just in time to bring you a brand spanking new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! We start off talking about throat fucking Tori Spelling and things only go downhill from there. We talk about being guests on the Three B Zine Podcast, our trip to the Telluride Horror Show, we explain why we didn’t review the new Kurt Russell horror western Bone Tomahawk and then we DO review the newest (and bestest?) horror anthology Tales of Halloween. We also announce our first ever t-shirt (up for pre-order now here) and our next Frights & Pints Movie Night! Sometimes dead is better…it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 52!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 51 – Deathgasm

deathgasmAll hail! Dust off your gauntlets, apply your corpse paint, put on your bullet belt and hold up your imaginary heart it’s times for the metals! This week’s movie is bat shit insanity from New Zealand in the form of Deathgasm! We’ve been waiting for this movie for quite some time and it’s finally here! For the first time we’re recording out of Casa de Franco, we bust out our horrible Dethklok impersonations, Jorge explains his problem with the metals, Matt is sleep deprived and delirious, Chris sets us up to sing Sabotage and Too Many Cooks, and we missed both cues. We also manage to throw in some comic book news, musical tidbits, a little vinyl talk AND horror tv, it’s almost like we know what we’re doing. That’s just what we call pillow talk, baby. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 51.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 50 – Cooties and Green Inferno

PhotoGrid_1444197386224In the immortal words of Jack Burton, “Holy shit we made it!” Welcome to episode 50, kiddos! It’s been a long time coming but here it is, in all of it’s unplanned, unprepared glory. We take a trip down memory lane, Matt introduces yet another nickname for himself, we explore our different tastes in horror, then…oh boy…then shit gets crazy.

We take a look at not one, but TWO films; you lucky duckies. We talk about the new Elijah Wood comedy horror Cooties, because it’s been way too long since we’ve done an Elijah film, and then we get in to the film we’ve been waiting years for: Eli Roth’s Green Inferno. As if this wasn’t enough, friend of the podcast Lauren Ashley Carter gives us the greatest gift we could have ever hoped for! The pit wants what the pit wants, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode fu-fu-fu 50!

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Who Goes There Podcast episode 49.5 – Modern Classics 2

11935079_527289800758723_8314382127856046451_nThe episode so nice we had to do it twice! Here it is, part two of our Modern Classics episode, and you thought you were getting episode 50. Some of the time relevant stuff has passed as we recorded this episode a few weeks ago. Jorge’s baby is here and we didn’t miss an episode! So here’s another episode of us circle jerking movies we love, only completely sober! Episode 50 is coming, we promise. Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 49…again.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 49 – Modern Classics

il_570xN.664587577_ndyxWelcome to phone in Friday, on a Tuesday! Jorge is expecting lizard baby number two any second, and has been for a while now. Since you guys can’t live without us (and who can blame you) we decided to record a couple of episodes in advance rather than take a hiatus, yaaaaaaaaay! Hey, you get what you pay for.

We had our buddy WWE wrestler Shamus over, (real name Joe) to discuss what we consider modern classics, movies made in the last 15 years that will probably stand the test of time. 10:30am, no booze, no drugs, no holds barred! If you thought we got silly as fuck before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. For those of you who say we hate everything, here’s a bunch of stuff we only kinda hate, jerks. Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 49!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 48 – Goodnight Mommy

GoodnightBannerGather ’round children, for this is the epitome of podcast excellence! We’ll be accepting your nominations for the podcast awards, effective immediately. We’ve got our buddy Irish on the show to talk about calcified fetuses, drinking corpse water, murder mansions, dick & fart jokes, way more singing than we have business doing. We also get around to talking about the new German psychological thriller Goodnight Mommy. Did you ever think your parents might be lizard people? Were you a bad boy who needed a good spanking? Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 48.

This movie isn’t out just yet, so BEWARE CHILDREN, THAN BE SPOILERS!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 47 – Sweatshop ft Marcus Koch

sweatshop-movie-poster-2011-1020557404Oh naw! Hell naw! We done up and done it! We didn’t know if we would ever be a part of another episode like The Gallows episode. So much raw emotion, such strong opinions, such…rage; and here we are just a month later, doing 2009’s Sweatshop. In a Who Goes There first, we have a guest on the show that actually worked on the film. What the hell were we thinking?!

We’re very excited to welcome to the show, special effects badass Marcus Koch! Find out why Marcus almost walked off the set of Sweatshop, and the original vision for the film. We’ll also talk about our Frights & Pints charity event, cannibalistic grandmas, and our usual brand of chicanery. This is not an episode to be missed! He didn’t get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 47!

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Who Goes There Podcast – Episode 46 Dude Bro Party Massacre 3

dudebropartymassacreiiisIt’s time to party! Let’s party! Grab your dudes, and your bros, it’s time to party! That’s right bro’s it’s podcast time. We had a radically hellacious time at our Frights & Pints charity fundraiser, raised some bread, drank some brews with some good dudes, but now we’re back to “work”. Wanna know how to look at your own ass, or what Matt thinks about dog dicks? Maybe you just want to learn a new dumb nickname for Chris. Or perhaps you just wanna get down on some Dude Bro Party Massacre 3, either way, we gotcha, bro. We really shook the pillars of heaven, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 46!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 45 – The Gallows/Comic Con Special

R8DVNQROh snap! What’s this?! An episode a week early?! That’s right, jerks! We figured, “why should all those assholes at comic con get all the special treats?!” So we’re giving you an early episode, jam packed with the same ol Who Goes There shenanigans you love, plus a whole bunch of sweet San Diego Comic Con related news.

And what episode of the Who Goes There Podcast would be complete without a movie review? Hold on to your floppy parts, because this episode gets bananas! Usually we try to hide our feelings about the film until the actual review, but never have we hated a movie so much, never has a movie made us so angry, never has anyone used the f word more than we did while discussing the biggest insult to horror fans since Rob Zombie raped the corpse of Michael Myers, we’re talking about the found footage abortion that is…The Gallows.

We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 45!

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