Episode 78: Stranger Things ep 5-8 – Who Goes There Podcast

What’s happening, dummies? Summer is in full swing, the sun has been relentless, and the hottest show on the planet is back with part the second half of our 2 part episode on Stranger Things. (You can check out episode one here.)

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On this episode we drink a LOT of beers in celebration of Matt’s birthday, we get into the new Pumpkinhead remake, Matt makes some bold claims, we “surrender Dorothy” to the Bossfight, we discuss why so many horror fans seem to be wrestling fans and vice versa and the final four episodes of Stranger Things. Could Stranger Things be a Silent Hill sequel? Why the fuck did Nancy end up with Steve? Is Eleven alive? Was the dog behind everything? Hit download and find out! Where we’re going… we don’t need eyes to see; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 78. See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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Episode 76 – Ghostbusters – Who Goes There Podcast

maxresdefaultIt’s been a long time coming, and it’s finally come to this. We’ve all talked about it, complained about it, some people have even gone as far as to send death threats to the director and actresses. Well here we go, we watched 2016’s Ghostbusters and boy do we have some thoughts and opinions!

Was it as bad as everyone thought it’d be? Does Melissa McCarthy make a thousand fart jokes? Is Jorge going to get his Melissa McCarthy as Slimer tattoo? Listen and find out. We also circle jerk the new Netflix show Stranger Things, give our thoughts on the first photo of Pennywise, and the latest casting announcement for American Gods. Matt shows off his “south bay” dialect, Jorge goes super saiyan and we bust some ghosts with Cancer Bats. You may be Robert to your friends but you’re fly shit to me! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 76!

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Ep 75 Purge Election Year – Who Goes There Podcast

purge_4_1200_1776_81_sWell, the good ole US of A had herself a little birthday. And wouldn’t you know it, we just partied the only way you can party when sweet lady liberty gets another notch in her belt. As a result, we missed an episode last week. Like most of America we drank some beers, ate some Thai food, watched soccer, and we Purged. That’s right, we saw The Purge: Election Year so you don’t have to. We also talk about Chris’ week from Hell (American), Matt is too stupid or stoned to properly insult Jorge (American), Boysetsfire releases the dogs (American af), and we perv on cosplay girls (Japanese, but America is trying). Don’t tell me my business, devil woman! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 75!

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Episode 74 -The Funhouse Massacre – Who Goes There Podcast

FHM_Tumblr_AMCPromo_1500x788We know a lot of our listeners hate clowns and got a little uncomfortable with our last episode. So as a way of saying “get over it, you pussies” we did another clown movie! What happens when a bunch of the world’s most dangerous killers, all housed in the same facility, break out and run amok at carnival? Well, they make a movie about it and 3 idiots get together and tell stupid jokes while discussing the movie. You should know that by now. You stupid, podcast listening, idiot, morons. Aunt Maggie was a bitch and got what she deserved. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 74.

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Ep. 73 Clown – Who Goes There Podcast

231636.jpg-c_300_300_x-f_jpg-q_x-xxyxxGod damnit, fuck summer. It’s hotter than two goats in a pepper patch in San Diego and even our extreme levels of coolness are no match for the bastard sun!

Alia graces us with her pretty face and potty mouth as we debut a sweet new hashtag, throw Chris to the wolves, and ice down our naughty bits. We also talk about the death of Anton Yelchin, and the pros of spectral fucking, before we put on our rubber noses, squirting flowers and smash our pies into the face of 2014’s Clown, produced by Eli Roth. I swear, with each week that passes these idiots laugh harder and harder at their own stupid jokes. It really is Old Scratch knocking at the door; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 73.

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Ep. 72 Cell w/ Christian Stella – Who Goes There Podcast

cell_ver4It would seem as though we no longer screen our guests here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Somehow Christian Stella has wormed his way back onto the show to really bum us all out. We watched the most recent Stephen King abortion…I mean adaptation Cell. Guys, I know we shouldn’t be spoiling the episode in the description, but this movie…is SHIT. So there’s that. We also touch on some Greasy Stranglers, and we get P.O.S.’ feeling’s on Half Cocked Concepts. Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 72.

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Ep 71 Brainscan w/ Christian Stella – Who Goes There Podcast

brainscanWe’re firm believers in keeping our friends close and our enemies closer. For this reason, we’ve brought enemy of the show Christian Stella (Director of Photography on The Battery and Tex Montana) to set the record straight on a few things. We get Christian drunk and learn some sweet new things about The Battery, and the insanity of Larry Fessenden’s Christmas parties. We also fawn over Lauren Ashley Carter, talk about a few new films (including one starring one of Matt’s favorite wrasslers), discuss Christian’s wife’s now famous breasts, shape shifting German Shepherds, the totally gnarly 90’s, and Edward Furlong’s dick. Oh yeah, we also review the totally bodacious 90’s mindfuck Brainscan! This is a humdinger of an episode, don’t miss this one! Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here’s my dollar, suck my dick! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 71!

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Ep 70 The Battery Revisited – Who Goes There Podcast

TheBatteryAlternatePosterAnd it all comes full circle. When we started this show, we decided the first movie we wanted to do, we came up with a name, created an email address and contacted the director of said movie all while at a baseball game. Now here we are, on our third birthday, returning to our roots. That’s right we’ve finally got Chris Franco to watch The Battery! We take a look back at the film that started it all and see if after 3 years it still holds up. We also discuss the massive shit Eli Roth is trying to take, the horrible things Alia does for love, how absolutely disgusting Matt is, oh, and we debut a brand new theme song from San Diego horror punk band Batlords! Does Franco realize the greatness of The Battery? Is Mickey still a giant bitch? Does Jorge make it through an episode without losing his shit? Hey, you leave my god damn hair alone! It’s the grey, the bald and the ugly!

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EP 69.5 The 69ing – Who Goes There Podcast

TeethFinalTurqFrights and Pints has finally come and gone. Man that was a lot of work! As a result of the charity event we didn’t have time to do our usual episode, so you get this. We’re bringing you episode 69.5 The 69ing. We talk a little about the highs and lows of the Frights & Pints weekend, and then we get into a butt load of news. Including but not limited to: John Carpenter returning to Halloween, good ole’ Stevie King’s thoughts on the Dark Tower movie, a death, a departure, a tank topped bad ass, and clunky hint at some things coming up on episode 70. Take what you get, and be happy about it. Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast doing The 69ing.

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Ep 69: Bite – Who Goes There Podcast

Bite thumbnailHey internet, shut up! I know the episode was supposed to go up yesterday, but muscle relaxers and and bourbon make Matty go night night. Or maybe listening to the sweet, sultry, sounds of our voices just lulled me to sleep? No, our show is great, and I was on a gooooooood one! This week we talk a little bit about Wolf Creek TV, Chris touches “it”, there’s an impersonation of Donald Trump doing an impersonation, Jorge talks about his newest research project and fear for the new Dark Tower film, then we sink our teeth into (see what we did there?) 2015’s Bite. Brace yourselves, the term “Gallows mad” gets mentioned a couple times. Don’t forget our Frights & Pints charity event this weekend! Get on it. You can donate directly right here if you’d like to help out, and be entered to win a sweet prize pack! Now, we’re going to give you six new assholes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 69 duuuuuuuuude!