It would seem as though we no longer screen our guests here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Somehow Christian Stella has wormed his way back onto the show to really bum us all out. We watched the most recent Stephen King abortion…I mean adaptation Cell. Guys, I know we shouldn’t be spoiling the episode in the description, but this movie…is SHIT. So there’s that. We also touch on some Greasy Stranglers, and we get P.O.S.’ feeling’s on Half Cocked Concepts. Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 72.
We’re firm believers in keeping our friends close and our enemies closer. For this reason, we’ve brought enemy of the show Christian Stella (Director of Photography on The Battery and Tex Montana) to set the record straight on a few things. We get Christian drunk and learn some sweet new things about The Battery, and the insanity of Larry Fessenden’s Christmas parties. We also fawn over Lauren Ashley Carter, talk about a few new films (including one starring one of Matt’s favorite wrasslers), discuss Christian’s wife’s now famous breasts, shape shifting German Shepherds, the totally gnarly 90’s, and Edward Furlong’s dick. Oh yeah, we also review the totally bodacious 90’s mindfuck Brainscan! This is a humdinger of an episode, don’t miss this one! Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here’s my dollar, suck my dick! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 71!
And it all comes full circle. When we started this show, we decided the first movie we wanted to do, we came up with a name, created an email address and contacted the director of said movie all while at a baseball game. Now here we are, on our third birthday, returning to our roots. That’s right we’ve finally got Chris Franco to watch The Battery! We take a look back at the film that started it all and see if after 3 years it still holds up. We also discuss the massive shit Eli Roth is trying to take, the horrible things Alia does for love, how absolutely disgusting Matt is, oh, and we debut a brand new theme song from San Diego horror punk band Batlords! Does Franco realize the greatness of The Battery? Is Mickey still a giant bitch? Does Jorge make it through an episode without losing his shit? Hey, you leave my god damn hair alone! It’s the grey, the bald and the ugly!
So yeah, it’s no secret we’ve got a collective boner for The Battery, we’ve only talked about it in almost every episode of our show. Well director/star Jeremy Gardner just now tweeted a teaser trailer for his new film Tex Montana Will Survive and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Gardner once again teams up with The Battery cinematographer Christian Stella, who spawned the idea for the film by “proudly proclaiming (he) would NEVER film a found footage movie”.
The universe is definitely smiling on me when 2 of my favorite things come together. No, I’m not talking about peanut butter, and bacon; I’m talking about horror and baseball! Unlike every episode of our show thus far, I’m NOT talking about The Battery.
For Zombie Night, (June 13) the NY Mets are teaming up with the non-profit organization BOOM!Health. Each ticket purchase gives a $10 donation to BOOM!Health, which helps to transform lives through health and wellness in New York City and enables New Yorkers living with and at highest risk for illness, addiction, homelessness and poverty to realize their full potential. There are packages available for individuals and businesses to give and receive more on Zombie Night.
All information about the game and the zombie packages can be found here.
Hello there chiiiiiildren! We took a different approach to the episode this week, we were having drinks with our buddy Cody from ThreeBZine.com. and decided “Hey! We’ve had tons of beers, why not do a podcast?!” So we did, and it’s amazing. We don’t do a movie review this time around. Instead, we talk horror news, movies that have scared us, what we want from horror movies, and a lot more. Find out why Jorge feels guilty for banging weenie, what Matt is actually good for, and all kinds of other dumb shit you’ll lose brain cells hearing. Tune in next time when we still do whatever we want; because in a land of crap, we’re the shit!
It is my unfortunate duty to report; despite making it through 2013 without a Paranormal Activity film, this year we will have not one, but two. Armed with this knowledge, and a massive hangover from Three Kings Day, we take a look at Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (Cheech’s Revenge). We all know the best way to revive a dying franchise is to give it an overly ethnic spinoff. So come along as we kick this shit off like gang busters! You’ll find out what tequilla no real Mexican drinks, learn all about “squaxing”, catch a sneak peak at the new “Call of Duty: Witches” and find out why Mikey is the most white Mexican you’ve never met. Put on your boots, boys and girls, we’re layin it on thick! It’s the Who Goes There?! Podcast. Tune in next time when we talk about “Here Comes The Devil” with special guest Lauren Ashley Carter!
We’ve really outdone ourselves folks, we got an episode up ON TIME for the first time in 2 months! Did someone get sober? Of course not! Buckle up kiddies, because this week we explore human-walrus hybrids, Andrew WK and the atrocity of being anti-pizza, drinking in excess, emotions, and daddy issues, as well as Ti West’s The House of the Devil, a 2009 film that feels like it was set in late 70’s. As always we appreciate your continued support, we have some huge things planned in the coming weeks and encourage you all to stay tuned. With that, put the kids to bed, crack open a beer, put your project off for one more night, and enjoy lucky episode 13!
Welcome again to another delayed episode of the Who Goes There?! Podcast. This week we’re joined by WGT super fan, and Jorge’s cousin, Aubrey. While drinking our way through sickness, we discuss mommy issues, the proper way to scalp someone, and eventually we take look at Maniac 2012 a remake of the 1980 classic of the same name. As always we continue your continued support, it makes this worth while. With that, sit back, relax, and enjoy the train wreck, this is episode 12.
As promised, here is the interview with Jeremy Gardner, the writer, director, and star of The Battery. Jeremy was really cool and took time out to talk about his film, cigarettes, happy accidents and baseball. Of course. Check out TheBatteryMovie.com for more info.