Ep. 72 Cell w/ Christian Stella – Who Goes There Podcast

cell_ver4It would seem as though we no longer screen our guests here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Somehow Christian Stella has wormed his way back onto the show to really bum us all out. We watched the most recent Stephen King abortion…I mean adaptation Cell. Guys, I know we shouldn’t be spoiling the episode in the description, but this movie…is SHIT. So there’s that. We also touch on some Greasy Stranglers, and we get P.O.S.’ feeling’s on Half Cocked Concepts. Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 72.

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Ep 71 Brainscan w/ Christian Stella – Who Goes There Podcast

brainscanWe’re firm believers in keeping our friends close and our enemies closer. For this reason, we’ve brought enemy of the show Christian Stella (Director of Photography on The Battery and Tex Montana) to set the record straight on a few things. We get Christian drunk and learn some sweet new things about The Battery, and the insanity of Larry Fessenden’s Christmas parties. We also fawn over Lauren Ashley Carter, talk about a few new films (including one starring one of Matt’s favorite wrasslers), discuss Christian’s wife’s now famous breasts, shape shifting German Shepherds, the totally gnarly 90’s, and Edward Furlong’s dick. Oh yeah, we also review the totally bodacious 90’s mindfuck Brainscan! This is a humdinger of an episode, don’t miss this one! Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here’s my dollar, suck my dick! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 71!

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Ep 70 The Battery Revisited – Who Goes There Podcast

TheBatteryAlternatePosterAnd it all comes full circle. When we started this show, we decided the first movie we wanted to do, we came up with a name, created an email address and contacted the director of said movie all while at a baseball game. Now here we are, on our third birthday, returning to our roots. That’s right we’ve finally got Chris Franco to watch The Battery! We take a look back at the film that started it all and see if after 3 years it still holds up. We also discuss the massive shit Eli Roth is trying to take, the horrible things Alia does for love, how absolutely disgusting Matt is, oh, and we debut a brand new theme song from San Diego horror punk band Batlords! Does Franco realize the greatness of The Battery? Is Mickey still a giant bitch? Does Jorge make it through an episode without losing his shit? Hey, you leave my god damn hair alone! It’s the grey, the bald and the ugly!

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EP 69.5 The 69ing – Who Goes There Podcast

TeethFinalTurqFrights and Pints has finally come and gone. Man that was a lot of work! As a result of the charity event we didn’t have time to do our usual episode, so you get this. We’re bringing you episode 69.5 The 69ing. We talk a little about the highs and lows of the Frights & Pints weekend, and then we get into a butt load of news. Including but not limited to: John Carpenter returning to Halloween, good ole’ Stevie King’s thoughts on the Dark Tower movie, a death, a departure, a tank topped bad ass, and clunky hint at some things coming up on episode 70. Take what you get, and be happy about it. Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast doing The 69ing.

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Ep 69: Bite – Who Goes There Podcast

Bite thumbnailHey internet, shut up! I know the episode was supposed to go up yesterday, but muscle relaxers and and bourbon make Matty go night night. Or maybe listening to the sweet, sultry, sounds of our voices just lulled me to sleep? No, our show is great, and I was on a gooooooood one! This week we talk a little bit about Wolf Creek TV, Chris touches “it”, there’s an impersonation of Donald Trump doing an impersonation, Jorge talks about his newest research project and fear for the new Dark Tower film, then we sink our teeth into (see what we did there?) 2015’s Bite. Brace yourselves, the term “Gallows mad” gets mentioned a couple times. Don’t forget our Frights & Pints charity event this weekend! Get on it. You can donate directly right here if you’d like to help out, and be entered to win a sweet prize pack! Now, we’re going to give you six new assholes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 69 duuuuuuuuude!

Ep 68 Green Room w/Miguel Rodriguez (Horrible Imaginings Film Fest) – Who Goes There Podcast

Green-Room-new-poster-2016-movie-2Get ready ’cause this shit is about to get heavy, we just settled all our lawsuits, ooooooooh Debbie, noooooooooo. Right now, there is a film in theaters whose name is on everyone’s lips. No we’re not talking about that big budget, Disney superhero flick. We’re talking about Green Room! We all have deep seeded, punk rock roots, and let me tell you, this movie is the real deal! Joined by the king of obscure references, Miguel Rodriguez (Horrible Imaginings Film Fest), we talk about what you gotta do to get by on the road, sitting down to pee, the appropriate time to apply war paint, desert island bands, mashup potential and a whole lot more. No one messes around wit’ my man, Leroy. I’m gonna cut you, white-meat! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 68!

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Ep 67 – The Slashening – Who Goes There Podcast

downloadI’m completely dumbfounded that we have only covered one Troma film in our three years as a show and we’re fixing that right meow! If you don’t know Troma then buckle up, buttercup! Troma films are jam packed with terrible acting, horrible plots, cringe worthy dialogue, tons of boobs and buckets of blood! This week’s film is no exception. We get our hands dirty with 2015’s The Slashening and things get nanners (or taters if that floats your boat). We also talk about the aftermath of Texas Frightmare Weekend, Puppet Master news, more…fuckin…Ghostbusters (it’s not going away) and giggle at the new Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death trailer. Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 67!

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Episode 66: Holidays – Who Goes There Podcast

hqdefaultHave you ever thought to yourself, “wouldn’t that be great if “they” made a horror film for all the holidays, not just Halloween; I’d have horror films to watch all year long.”? Have you completely overlooked gems like Uncle Sam, New Years Evil, and Mother’s Day? Do you have a short attention span? Well wake up, dummy! You’re in luck! Join us as we tear into ho-liday horror themed anthology Holidays. We also wonder at first world privilege, get gross on guts, fiddle with our joysticks, whistle through Westeros, and burp…a lot. It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 66!

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Episode 65 – The Invitation w/ SD Metal Swap Meet

The-Invitation-Poster-Large_1200_1744_81_sYes, we’re early. Don’t go getting too used to it. We may or may not be trying out a trial period of weekly episodes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? We are joined by Brian and Israel of the San Diego Metal Swap Meet to drink a TON of beer, talk about Jorge’s metal confusion, grassroots movements, terrible dinner parties, Tales From the Crypt as well as our “Tails From the Crypt” charity event, and we make an absolutely HUGE announcement about something that’s been in the works for the past year! Oh yeah, we also talk about that new movie  The Invitation. But we all know that’s not why you came. You came for the bad jokes and the good lovin’. Let Jesus fuck you; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 65!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 64 – Peeping Tom w/ Lauren Ashley Carter

large_4RkY9VdGOH0bQtEmhdAjgYQYSCwWhat’s up, jerks? Chris wasn’t able to make the show this week, but we found an incredible fill in, friend of the show, Ole Shit Mouth herself, Lauren Ashley Carter. She skyped in the day before a big surgery to get drunk with us, tell us about the interesting places she finds inspiration, her adaptation of Basket Case, and her new films Darling and The Mind’s Eye. Then we all definitely have some thoughts and opinions on 1960’s Peeping Tom. How many times does Lauren mention vaginas? Do we ever find out what happened to Chris? Did we only do a movie from the 60’s because the Say You Love Satan Podcast said we mostly do newer movies? Lots, yes, and no, but check them out and tell them we did.  My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 64!

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