Who Goes There Episode 24- “Almost Human”

almosthumanWe hope you’re hungry, because we’ve got a whopper of an episode for you! Weighing in at 86 minutes; this episode has bad Mark Wahlberg impressions, lumberjack bukkake, head crushing, what Harry Potter would look like on drugs and 30 pounds heavier, then add in buckets of blood! We take a look at the 2013 alien slasher flick Almost Human. So settle in, this is gonna be good. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 24.

P.s. Since recording Matt has seen Slither.

Tune in next time for our one year anniversary and episode 25. While you’re being awesome and listening to this check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and subscribe to our show on iTunes.

Who Goes There Podcast ep 23 – Amerikan Holokaust w/ Amigo The Devil

AmerikanHolokaust_PosterWe’ve seen and said some really horrible things on this podcast over the last year, all of that is child’s play compared to what transpired this time. Our good friend Danny (Amigo The Devil) was in town from tour so we decided to bring him and Hayley back on the show. We had a lovely day full of home cooking, beers, lots of laughs, and they thanked us by showing us Amerikan Holokaust; the most vile, disgusting, low budget, gore and nudity filled film we’ve ever covered on the Who Goes There Podcast. You’ll learn about fourth meal, how to make a turtleneck for your turtle, learn a killer chili recipe, and hear our guests break Jorge. Sometimes, sometimes ya just gotta eat the doo-doo, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 23.

 

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Who Goes There Podcast – “Minisode” Walking Dead Season 4 Review

TheWalkingDeadWallpaper4A while back we were sitting around with our buddy Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma discussing the Walking Dead Season 4 and decided to record a fun “season wrap-up mini episode”, then shit got stupid and it turned into a “full length mini episode”.

Now, before you go whining and say “the season ended well over a month ago!”, we’d like to say, “shut your stupid face”! If you’ve listened to one of the previous episodes with Carlos, you’d understand it’s taken us that long to edit this trainwreck. We also try out “Dock Street Walker“, a beer made specifically for the season finale by the fine folks at Dock Street Brewery in Philadelphia. They were kind enough to send us a couple of bottles of the American pale stout, made with cranberries with roasted goat brains. Yeah, goat brains.

So grab a beer (you’re gonna need it), and find out once again, why we swear we’ll never have Carlos back on the show. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Walking Dead Season 4 wrap-up minisode.

Who Goes There Podcast Episode 22 – Devil In My Ride

devilrideMan oh man, what did we get ourselves into? We dragged our hungover bodies to the studio at the crack of noon to record this gem for you. Maybe we were still drunk, why else would we talk about strip Magic the Gathering, beach volleyball montages, what kind of ball gag they use in Christian schools, shadow babies, and the new Sid Haig horror comedy Devil In My Ride. This time we welcome back, for a record 7th time, Matt’s wife Alia, and very special guest Mick Shear from the awesome gaming site The Co-Operatives.com! We’ve got Jesus on the dashboard, and the Devil riding shotgun; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 22.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 21 – The Other w/ Chad Crawford Kinkle

the_other_1972-2Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! Do we have a humdinger of an episode for you! We’re smoking real cigarettes and doing hoodrat things with our friends. We’ve got evil twins, skin changers, hydrocephalic babies, a ridiculously young John Ritter, the greatest game in the world, and friend of the podcast, Mr. Chad Crawford Kinkle (director of Jug Face). We take a look at the 1972 horror mystery The Other, get into a bit of Matt’s hatred for Pan’s Labyrinth, and answer the age old question “can a full grown woman, really love a midget”? Shit fire, and save the matches, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 21!

*note* there are one or two small audio glitches, did what we could, sorry.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 20 – 13 Sins w/ Lauren Ashley Carter

13-Sins-Poster-High-Resolution1There comes a time when a meeting of the minds takes place, and it alters the course of human history, this episode was not one of those times. However, it was one of our most fun, silly, perverted, and all around weird episodes to date. We sat down with the star of Jug Face and The Woman, the lovely Lauren Ashley Carter (who did the show during a date! What a fuckin gangsta!) to discuss “clit boners”, the best way to make children cry, the American reimagining of 13 Sins, and Lauren’s new film Pod. So sit back, relax and strap on yo seatbelts, you’ve never been on a ride like this before, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 20!

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 19 – Grand Piano w/ Guest David Stieve

Grand_Piano_Poster_1_31_14Welcome back to another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! We’ve got a special treat for you guys this time, we’ve got David Stieve sitting in with us. David is the writer and producer of Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Not only does David give us some insight on Behind the Mask and it’s (in the works) prequel Before The Mask; we take a look at the new Elijah Wood film Grand Piano. Tune in for more beer drinking, more bad jokes, and to hear Matt go full fanboy on something that isn’t boobs or baseball.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode18 – Boardinghouse SPECIAL GUEST?!?!?!

DUNE, Sting, 1984Well, hello children!

Have we got a treat for you today. Matt already spilled the beans but we *somehow* managed to convince Edmund McMillen (YES THAT EDMUND) to come on the show. We talk about future Team Meat projects, Binding of Isaac Rebirth and Sting. Screw you, we love sting. We review, sort of, the cinematic glory that is Boardinghouse. So go on, grab a beer sit back and enjoy the show.

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Who Goes There Podcast Episode 17 – The Signal 2007 “What Beau Knows”


Unlike your aunt flow, we’re on time for once! We told you things are shaping up around here, and we weren’t just buffing coconuts. We had so much fun with a normie on the show last time, we decided to bring another. This week Jorge’s brother in law Beau comes on, Matt bad mouths movies Jorge loves, we talk about 2007’s The Signal and play a new game, called “Horror Tagline, or Screamo Lyric”. Tune in next time when we should have an incredibly special guest, as well as talk about the 1983 abortion, that was Boardinghouse.

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